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Tika begitu geram ketika mengetahui mamanya meninggal karena serangan jantung. Hal ini dikarenakan mamanya ingin memberikan kejutan di hari ulang tahun pernikahan dengan papanya. Tak disangka, ia malah memergoki suaminya sedang berhubungan intim dengan gadis yang seumuran anaknya. Gina-Mamanya Tika-- akhirnya meninggal karena syok tak kuat melihat suaminya bermesraan dengan wanita lain yang tak lain adalah teman sekelas putrinya sendiri. Ditambah Gina sedang hamil anak kedua. Riko--suami Gina-- terlihat tidak menyesal dengan kematian istrinya. Ia malah semakin asyik dengan Feni--si pelakor. Tentu saja Tika tidak bisa tinggal diam. Saat ini ia berusaha membalas dendamnya dengan sang pelakor.

Tiga hari sebelum pernikahan, mantan pacar Rafi yang mengidap klaustrofobia memblokir mobilku di tepi jurang Jalan Bermera. Dengan kecepatan 100 km/jam, dia menabrak mobilku sebanyak 12 kali. Saat Rafi tiba bersama mobil polisi, aku sudah dikeluarkan oleh petugas pemadam dari kursi pengemudi yang ringsek. Namun, dia malah berjalan menuju mobil sport edisi terbatas yang hanya tergores sedikit catnya, lalu memeluk Nayla yang sekujur tubuhnya gemetaran. "Pak Rafi, dahi Kak Tika berdarah, harus segera dibawa ke rumah sakit untuk dijahit." Rafi mengangkat tangan menghentikan tandu yang mengangkatku, lalu melirik dahiku yang berdarah dan lenganku yang memar. "Cuma luka ringan. Nayla punya klaustrofobia, di tempat terpencil seperti ini kondisinya lebih berbahaya, bawa dia dulu ke rumah sakit." Saat ditinggalkan, aku mengerahkan sisa tenagaku untuk mencengkeram ujung celananya mati-matian. Dia mengerutkan kening dan melepaskan jari-jariku satu per satu, "Nayla nggak sengaja, dia cuma lagi kambuh. Kamu 'kan pengacara, harusnya paham apa itu keadaan kahar, jangan buat masalah." Setelah itu, dia mengambil sebuah perjanjian damai dari tangan asistennya. Dia menggenggam pergelangan tanganku yang sudah lemas, lalu menekan cap sidik jariku di atasnya. "Nanti ada mobil penyelamat lagi di belakang, tahan sebentar."

My boyfriend, Harvey Seinfeld, got diagnosed with cancer and needed a liver transplant. When I found out I was a match, I didn't think twice. Two-thirds of my liver—gone. The pain was brutal. As soon as I came to, I dragged myself to his room. Right before I walked in, I heard him laughing with his friends. "Harvey, you're a genius for coming up with such an epic revenge plan." He snorted. "If I didn't have to keep it low-key, I would've taken a kidney just for fun. "It's her fault Vivi bombed her art exam and had to study abroad. Vivi's coming back next month. That's when I'll be done with her for good."

I was forced into an arranged marriage with Brandon Fuller, and he escaped 99 times. The first time, I was left alone at the beach as I waited for the whole night. The second time, he switched places with a homeless man and left me alone on the stage in humiliation. Brandon finally gave in on the 99th time. However, when I went to him with my wedding dress in my arms, I overheard his conversation with his friends. “Brandon, are you really going to marry your true love seven days later? What about your arranged marriage, are you going to escape that?” Brandon snorted. “I must marry Poppy! As for arranged marriage, I’ll just simply host a fake wedding for her! “She’s the one who caused my older sister’s death! Even though I was in love with her for seven years, she deserves to be stood up!” I froze. It turned out his promise was fake. I turned around without any hesitation. Then, I called home. “Mom, I’m still having that wedding, but please find a new husband for me.”

The story starts with Lavender, who lost her father in an accident and half of her memory. Losing her father left a huge gap in her heart, but at a point, she moved on for the sake of her ill mother.She worked in her father's cafe to cover her mother's medical bills and give her little sister a good life.At the beginning of the senior year, she meets Alex River, the popular guy from her school. Little did she know that he was from her past.A lot of things happened which led her to have her memory back again. She figures out that the last two years of her life were based on lies. Now, she will work with her friends to know the hidden truth that was kept from her. A crazy adventure waited for them around the corner, and risking their lives was the only way to know the truth.

T A M A T Warning Novel ini hanya untuk orang dewasa, tolong cek usia karena ini bukan bacaan anak kecil.Mungkin sudah takdirku mencintai dia, tetapi takdirku begitu lirih, karena aku harus berbagi suami dengan wanita lain, aku bukan palakor, tetapi aku hanya istri kedua yang menikah karena terpaksa okeh keadaan.Aku adalah Izma dan dia adalah Azam. Untuk menjadi seorang Dokter aku harus menikah dengannya.Sanggupkah aku terus melanjutkan pernikahan ini, beginilah nasib istri yang di poligami oleh suaminya. Selalu tersakiti dan dan menelan duka lara.Mulai terbit tanggal 21-09-2019Baca juga Izma 2 ya

After the Ritualist declared that Amber would not live past 18, I, a perfectly healthy girl, became the Misfortune Vessel. When Amber broke a leg, my left leg was crippled. When Amber tried to kill herself with shards of glass, the tendons in my hand were severed. I could no longer hold a pen. From childhood to the present, every wound meant for Amber landed on my body. She never stopped testing how far she could go. Skydiving from two miles up. Chasing sharks in deep water. Survival expeditions to the extreme North. Every choice courted death. I cried. I screamed that it hurt. My brothers refused to allow it. "Enough already. It's just a small injury. How could it hurt that much? You're too delicate." "If it hurts, then endure it." So I endured until the day I turned 18. That was when the Shared-Sense System found me. I enabled family sharing, and every single one of them went insane.

Having grown up together, Selena Campbell and Frederick Lancaster were childhood sweethearts known as the perfect golden couple. To support him, she planned every step with painstaking care and calculated each move to perfection. She eliminated every obstacle in his path and paved the way for him to become the only Warbringer in Aurensia. Selena thought their love would eventually lead to marriage. But one day, a plain-looking young woman suddenly walked into Frederick’s life. At first, he said, "A mountain girl like her? She's beneath you, hardly even worth a second glance." Later, he said, "She's simple-minded and naive. Don't bother with her, Lena." But Selena slowly came to realise that the way Frederick looked at her was growing colder by the day. And when he looked at that young woman, there was a spark in his eyes—like he'd come alive again, full of the passion and recklessness of youth. One day, Frederick turned to her with a weary look and said, "Selena, how's our picture-perfect life treating you? Because honestly... I think I'm getting a little tired of it." That very night, Selena tore up the betrothal contract and left without a backward glance. "You won't survive without me!" Frederick roared furiously. But Selena smiled softly. "No. You're nothing without me, Your Highness."

Warning 21+ Ini tentang seorang wanita simpanan bernama Liliana, yang bertahan menjadi sugar Baby-nya Om-om, dia memiliki semua yang di inginkan para wanita, tetapi dia tidak bahagia. Untuk mengisi hari jenuhnya dia bermain dengan Yoga dan Hendra dua pria yang selalu menemani kesepiannya. Mereka berusaha memuaskan Lili di ranjang tetapi Liliana tetap merasa hidupnya sepi. Suatu saat dia bertemu dengan Nathanael di sebuah reuni SMA. Untuk pertama kalinya Lili jatuh cinta. Dia jatuh cinta pada mantan kakak kelasnya 10 tahun yang lalu. Ketika Nathanael mengetahui status Lili, Nathanael kecewa dan memutuskan menerima perjodohan dengan seorang gadis dan ternyata gadis itu adalah anak tiri Lili, yang seumuran dengan Lili. Ketika saat itu terjadi. Lili sekuat tenaga meyakinkan Nathanael dan merebut hati nael kembali. Akankah mereka bisa bersama? "Aku bukan wanita normal, karena tidak bisa merasakan nikmatnya bercinta," 28-02-20 WP 25-08-2020 Goodnovel

When Elena Rodriguez fled her abusive billionaire husband while pregnant, she thought she'd never see Alexander Blackwood again. Eight months later, a catastrophic accident steals his memories—erasing six years, including their marriage and the monster he became. The man who wakes up is Alexander at 27: kind, humble, horrified by evidence of his paranoid jealousy and controlling behavior. As he embarks on an amends tour, apologizing to everyone he hurt, Elena watches the man she once loved fight to become worthy of redemption. But Elena harbors a secret: their daughter, Sofia. When circumstances force them together at the hospital, Alexander meets his child for the first time—and Elena must decide if she can forgive a man who doesn't remember his crimes. As Alexander's memories gradually return, both face an impossible question: Can someone truly change, or will he become the monster again? With Sofia's future hanging in the balance, Elena must choose between protecting her heart and believing in second chances. Some scars run too deep. Some loves refuse to die.