Stupid Fun Facts Novels & Stories

"Noa, you're overthinking it." "Outsiders wouldn't get it. Maeve and I are practically siblings. Who falls in love with his own sister? The thought is ridiculous." "And don't listen to that 'piano goddess' stuff. You have no idea…" He suddenly remembered something and couldn't help but chuckle. "You didn't see her when she was little, getting so nervous at an important recital that she messed up her piece and embarrassed herself in front of all the distinguished guests." "I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues."

Oh, look, my mantra has returned. Stupid. Stupid. STUPID! I felt the heat of frustration rising within me. How could I be so incredibly foolish? Just moments ago, everything had unfolded perfectly. Holly was cradled in my arms, her warmth radiating against me. I could still feel the thrill of our lips meeting in a passionate first kiss, a moment that felt electric and full of promise. Then, in an instant, my stupid mouth fucked it all up, revealing my secret in a careless slip.

Zadkiel’s eyebrows furrowed. “OK! ENOUGH!” They both turned their heads to Sean who looked like he would just burst any time now. “What happened now?” Irvin frowned. “This guy is crazy! In the last five minutes, he told me like 15 random science facts to make me acknowledge that science never lies and we guys don’t fit any explanation of science!” Sean freaked out and stood behind Irvin. Zadkiel looked at Abel who looked too proud of himself. Zadkiel did his best to hide his smile but he couldn’t.

Geesh, he sure was generous to supplement me all those goodness. "Do you also know that they have 5 to 25 calories?" I continue educating my best friends while waiting for our appetizer to arrive. "Thank God we're done with our soup already." Kimmie mutters under her breath in annoyance as Cleo giggles. I might have this irritating trait to inform my besties every time I came across fun facts whenever I'm faced with funny situations. There's nothing funny about swallowing cum for lunch, Estelle. "It's not like you've never had midnight snack. Everybody at this table knows I'm the last to join the train."