Stupidly Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

“I hope you said your last prayer, because we'll be granting those prayers for you.” “Before you kill me, at least hear what my prayers were.” They exchanged glances. “That Rick should kill you two and leave nothing left to remember of your existence.” They bursted out laughing, staring at themselves and then at me. “You're stupid, you know that right?” “I know. And trust me, being stupid is just the best. And do you know why?” “Why?” “Because I just bought myself some time.” I smirked evilly at them.

“If your family is stupid, will you be stupid as well!?” Her family was stupid?

𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵, 𝗜 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. '𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘞𝘏𝘠?!! � �𝘏𝘠 𝘋𝘐𝘋 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘠 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛?!!!'

It was at times like this he doubted his high IQ. Hearing him admit that outrightly, Marcus couldn't control his laughter anymore and burst out laughing . He could picture his friend standing like an idiot staring at a woman. That scene was hilarious to him. Lucas on the other hand controlled his laughter but smiled at his friends foolishness. How can a computer genius be so stupid when it comes to such Minor issues? But who could blame him,it seems like the gender he has detested and stayed as far as possible from them has finally lured him to it's trap.

A dry, humorless chuckle slipped out of me. “Martin, I’ve been doing stupid things my whole existence. What makes you think I’m living a miserable life?” I turned my head and looked at him. “It’s not like I’m suddenly prone to it. I always make stupid decisions. Stupid choices.” I huffed weakly. “Because I’m stupid.” He let out a soft breath. “That’s… the most human thing a person can do, Diana,” he uttered softly. “It’s normal.” His fingers reached out, carefully brushing a loose strand of hair from my face before tucking it behind my ear.

my friends echoed, raising their drinks. "FUCK THAT BLONDE MOTHERFUCKER!" We were all screaming now, laughing so hard we could barely stand. A few people around us were staring, but I didn't care. I was drunk and angry and finally saying everything I'd been holding in all week. "He's SO—" I gestured wildly. "He's so STUPID!" "The STUPIDEST!" Octavia agreed. "And HOT!" I added. "Which makes it WORSE!" More laughter. More drinks. More dancing.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !