Supernatural Funniest Quotes Novels & Stories

Balan wearily scratched his shiny blond hair, the red in his pupils softening to the familiar chocolate color: "Eden, I'm so worried!" Eden Noldorasga sighed, circled around the series of glass cabinets, and put his arms around his brother: “I know, Balan, I know. I'm scared too, so you can rest assured that I won't use my life to make jokes. Not even Abyss can break through your protection, right? And I'm definitely not stupid enough to use myself as an experiment." Balan hummed, pat softly the top of his head, and snorted: "If you were really smart, you would not study that damn thing."

"I just have one last question for you: are you a serial killer?" I blinked, confused by the dark unexpected inquiry. I wondered if I'd unwittingly done or said something that gave off 'murderer vibes.' Before I could assure her that I had no desire to get booked into 'Belle Reve Federal Penitentiary' or attend the annual dinner party at 'Hotel Cortez,' her twin cut in. "Gray! Can you take this seriously?" She requested, annoyed. "Sorry, Cassidy." "'Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin,'" Gray recited from memory. I had no idea what she was quoting, but the words obviously weren't hers. "'If the caveman known how to laugh. History would have been different.'"

Lucky and Charm had just stepped outside from getting settled in their room, Luck grabbed Charms hand and started running automatically when she say the girls running, because everybody know you don’t ask why you’re running until after you get away. Black people already know that's a universal rule. An older lady and a man had appeared out of thin air, no smoke, no flash, no nothing, just appeared out of thin air. “Listen you can’t just pop up out of nowhere like that; that shit can get you killed around here.” Mina said, breathing hard, as they all had their hands on their knees. Once they made it back to the group, because let’s face it they hadn’t run far, yall already know so stop playin

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

They both chuckled together as Finn slapped Jackson on the back, “I think she’s ready for The Voice - Supernatural Creatures edition, what do you think?” “Definitely, might need to work on her ‘I’m a big bad bitch’ act though or they’ll eat her alive, literally!” They both burst into fits of laughter again. I didn’t realise how much I loved this, they were together, joking around and acting like brothers. It was a perfect moment that I couldn’t see myself forgetting anytime soon.

Why? I stopped thinking for a moment when another voice came through the speakers. “Fellow citizens, the devil himself is coming. Good luck to us all. Pray for us, please. I hope we’re still alive when this is over. My poor babes will lose their handsome, yummy boyfriend. He’s here! I can feel Satan’s terrifying presence!” “Papu—” “Turn that off, you idiot! You wanna die early? Boss can hear you loud and clear!” “Oh sht, right! Damn, I’m dead. Okay, okay! Until next time, folks! Keep calm and relax. Just make love, not wr. And once again—welcome to h*ll. Bye!”

I’m used to Jonathan’s crazy inventions, but that’s different from all this. I am not used to the idea of there being werewolves and vampires. If they are real, what the fuck else is? Fairies? Leprechauns? Genies? Legit, how much of Supernatural is real? Are there hunters out there like Sam and Dean? Is there a God? If he’s anything like Chuck, it would explain why the world is fucked.

this may be a fateful twist but by the gods I have been kissed sorry but your aim, it missed I know that I look a witch as I move my nose & give a twitch but my dear, I pulled a switch I raise my hands, I curse your words as spirits cry, my voice, is heard I bind you here, your soul I gird, I cast a spell, hogtie your feet take a bite, it's really sweet yes my dear please have a treat do you mind, if I have a seat? I call my spoon, my kettle stirring, as he speaks, the words are spurring, I laugh aloud, as kitty's purring, supernatural events, occurring, as caldrons bubble, broomsticks fly, & Frankenstein went walking by, his Mummy gives a wistful sigh, Your look of shock, a priceless one, l

His answer was, “Would you be able to continue pissing if you saw something like that?” I’m not really that much of a storyteller but as I said, we didn't get scared with my father's story. I really hope it still made you laugh. +++++++++++ Such scenes of beauty are really inspiring... until you realize they are truly "out of this world" and are "to die for"... Excuse the pun, dear reader. Once again, I bid you goodbye from the Supernatural Spa. This is the Diwata, your storyteller saying hope to see you again soon. Fare thee well...