Novel & Cerita Supernatural Funniest Quotes

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

His cold eyes remained, yet his lips slowly curved into a devilish smirk. Let's see if you can still say those words at our next meeting, Vestian. "Whoever fights with monster should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster and if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you," Celestin stated a quote out of the blue. "Remember my favorite quote I used to tell you, father?" "What the heck are you talking about, you futile child?"

"Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, you fucker. You touch any one of them and I'll blaze you straight to whatever you consider hell." Tove leaned forward. "It's a movie quote, Hols. He was being funny." She shook her hands, let the bright light dissolve. "Right. I knew that." "You live on Earth, and you didn't know that was a movie quote? Did you grow up under a rock?" the twin with light brown eyes said. Cheeks turned to him. "No. I grew up in a nudist cult. Where did you grow up that you know the movie quote?" She jutted her chin up.

He insulted, “What the hell are you? How dare you ask us to apologize to you? What f*cking era is this? Do you know about high technology? Do you know anything about thermal weapons? How could you still believe in things like taming seance? “I mean, you guys are also here today for the Juan Yates and Tyr Summers group. I have a word of advice for you all. None of your supernatural means will work here. You guys better scram! In case, you all will wet yourself in the battle later.” “Muahahahaha...” All of those mercenaries laughed out loud. But, of course, they were atheists, and they had also survived the battlefield bloodbath. So, as expected, they did not think highly of this group of sham

No soul. “I’m really glad that you had fun today” “You know, my Dad always says that the rain is a sign of blessing, so let’s table it this way, that the heavens are pleased with us, wish I’m not sure cause they said that the gays are all going to hell” “I won’t mind being in hell, so long as we’re together, that’s all that matters” “Fuck, close these glasses you getting me wet Annie!” Betty spat. “Oh, not yet bebe I just haven’t started”

I say equally excitedly, and smile at my friend. “I can’t either. Maybe we’ll find some clues! We could be detectives, like in CSI, or maybe more like in that show I showed you, Limitless, since we’ve got our supernatural abilities, and Brian had NZT,” Alexander says, babbling on about a show we’ve been watching. It’s just like him to drag some pop-culture reference into our every day lives, but I love it. I’m not used to it, but I love it. “NZT is nothing like our wolf-stuff,” I comment, smirking a little at him for the stretchy resemblance he’s making up.

Prologue: The cousins: “Oh shit yall back! We thought yall got tired of the foolishness we got going on, because we sure as shit, done got tired of the bullshit ourselves. We thought yall was gonna be quick about it, but it’s been a minute. So anyway Even though yall been gone long, I might as well tell you now, we still haven't had a chance to enjoy shit; not a damn thing. Do you know why? I can tell you why, it's because for some fucking reason supernatural motha fuckas are always mad about something. I mean they don't like nobody, all they want to do is kill folks, kidnap you, impregnate, or try an force you to be with them. Did I miss one? It don't matter you get where this is going. Now

I breathlessly panted out amidst huge cheers before flipping my finger at the commenting, bratty sextuplet siblings of mine. “DID KYLER DIE BECAUSE OF HER BAD BREATH ? HE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE RESPONDING OR WAKING UP AFTER THE DEATH INDUCING KISS!!” “I WON’T BE SURPRISED IF THE POWERFUL BLUE MOON ALPHA WOLF COULD NOT STAND IT. IT IS ACTUALLY ATROCIOUS AND CAN BE USED TO MAKE STINKIER FART BOMBS” “SAY NO TO BIOHAZARDS AND SAY NO TO SAMANTHA !!”