Supernatural Funniest Quotes Novels & Stories

I held my breath and continue reading. “He really left us, me and his child. He was really a devil incarnation, his the devil himself. The quote I read before, when I was still in earth did come true. And I never expected for it to happen to me. I should have not stared, I should have stop him from staring at the abyss.” What?… It felt like their was bomb drop right through my face. A child? Staring at the abyss? Was it metaphoric expression about the quote? Or was it in literal sense?!

Leaning down I kiss the tears away. “You aren’t” I answer honestly. “Do you really think Samuel ever cried about hurting someone? I mean honestly, when he was trying to kill me he laughed a few times.” I say trying to make her laugh. “He laughed?” She asks, looking serious. “Yeah, like a starving hyena, from that one lion movie that the human communities love so much.” She smirks at me. “Did he sing too?” “Oh yeah, terrible voice though,” I say smiling.

"PWAHAHAHA!" I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing! The way the siren looked so wronged by a literal demon even in his death made me so amused. I know it was foul on my part to laugh at a man who just died, but the situation was too funny. Especially after what Jacob calls the siren. An annoying talking fish. "You know," he couldn't control his snicker either, "It's real bad of a curse to even laugh at someone who just died. Be it a cyclops or a siren."

She asked looking at him with bright eyes. He is a supernatural and she is sure his life must be full of thrill and adventure unlike her life which is nothing but boring. It must be super fun to be a supernatural! Why can't humans have a trilling life like supernaturals? Why can't they have some amazing powers like them? "Nothing excited or good happened today with me. Well expect for the fact that I got to meet you every night. It's the only thing which is keeping me sane." He said the truth, making her turn red again.

“It would’ve had a cartoon of me giving a thumbs-up and your uterus giving a slow clap.” Her lips twitched. Then, she snorted. An actual, startled, involuntary snort-laugh. Immediately, she slapped both hands over her mouth, eyes wide. Max shot upright, eyes alight like a man witnessing a miracle. “YES. That was a laugh-snort. You snaughled. It’s a sign from the heavens.” “I did not snaughle.” “You absolutely did. There were nasal notes. I’m calling the Pope.” Suzi dissolved into more giggles, trying to stifle them and failing completely.

It seemed too… programmatic. Not that the words were wrong, of course. They worked just fine. They just didn’t seem to fit Lucifer, or vice-versa. Lucifer however, simply sighed at being teased. “We can fuck stuff up after we fuck,” ze said. “Or is that too crude for you, your highness?” Freya burst out in laughter at hearing hir curse - this too seemed out of character for Lucifer. But it was so outrageous that she couldn’t help but find it hilarious.

I mean we are the number one predator, we are faster, we are stronger and well we are made to take what we want first on the food chain. That was a joke, as soon as the world became aware of the supernaturals we became like second class citizens, registered and tracked like fucking crimanals. I was sent to this god forsaken country to have time out and learn how to control my temper and sexual appetite. That bit made me laugh, i mean i like to fuck always have its built into us. To be brutally honest I haven't been satisfied in that department for quite some time. I hate this fucking country, I mean land of the free, that's a joke in itself.

So this isn't his first rodeo. "I think I'm an alright person. It depends on who you ask, though." I give him a little wink, and he laughs, "How many of these have you been to?" "This is my sixteenth time attending." Wow. I don't know why I expected a lower number. "So, you've met quite a few humans then, huh? I've never met a supernatural." He cringes. "We do not like being called *supernaturals*. We prefer being called *mystical*. Supernatural suggests we are abnormal, and it desensitizes us. We are just as natural as mortal beings." I feel embarrassed.

I sigh feeling so lost. He shrugs, "We could put an ad in the paper." I scoff sarcastically. "And what will it say? We've got questions about the Supernatural. Hit us up at 773-***-****?" I roll my eyes while shaking my head. He gives me a serious look. "Yeah why not?" He groans heavily running his large hands over his face and through his thick jet black curls.

After hearing this she was really surprise “you mom didn’t call any brother here to follow your spiritual progress. How come, the devil can destroy all her hard work? Since childhood she’s forming you to honour and save our lord” How can she keep a straight face when spouting such foolishness “Sharon i hope you aren’t laughing at your best friend, because if that the case you can find yourself another sleeping arrangement” Her face became so twisted “I was just joking, you’re so serious “ I was very happy today that nothing and nobody can change my happy mood, that is why i said “one for syntia and zero for Sharon. You really think that you’re the only entity here with the privilege of crack