Supernatural Funniest Quotes Novels & Stories

“Hey, at least it’ll make for a funny story one day. ‘Remember that time you watched me—’” “Don’t even finish that sentence,” Skyler groaned, but despite himself, he couldn’t help but chuckle. As Lucas began, the room fell into a strange silence, interrupted only by the occasional uncomfortable laugh from Skyler. “Man, this is the weirdest hangover cure ever.” Lucas grinned, not missing a beat. “Hey, whatever works, right?”

I said with exasperation. "Alright. If you can't prove that the Moon Goddess appeared to you, I guess you can prove that you now have supernatural power," he said with a chuckle. "I can't prove that as well," I said. He roared into laughter as I fumed in anger. "Why are you laughing? Did I say anything funny?" I snapped.

"no..I mean yes but wait why are you here?" "cause i wanted to talk to you " "okay ? what do you want to tell me?" "I'm gonna give you ur powers back soon the time is near " "what does that mean?..no wait it'll ruin the fun right?" " right" "you're far funnier than I imagined God to be ... Wait ! I'm not gonna faint again am I ? " "off course you are" "no please wait do-"

When I was six years old, I came down with a terrible fever. Doris carried me through a blizzard and begged a clinic doctor to treat me. She spent her entire life pinching pennies, setting aside every dollar for my future wedding. "Mark, ghosts are easier to deal with than people. A ghost just wants your life, but people will strip you to the bone." She used to say it while sipping her tea. ‘Doris, you were wrong. ‘In this world, people are far more poisonous than ghosts.’

Still, as long as I or a body part don’t end up in a trophy case, this might seem as funny to me as it has to Lucy and Shannon. Eventually. “This is not funny, and I am not joking!” Thankfully or unfortunately, whichever works, ‘Jonathan’ chooses that moment to launch himself on a squirrel thinking it’s a bat. “DIE DEMON,” his sharp accented declaration is likely heard by the people in the lobby, it’s so loud. Not to mention every other person doing their best to avoid the lunatic as they walk through the thirty by thirty swing doors.

Supernatural creatures were myths for a reason—and a good reason at that. I leaned in, pretending to look more interested in my coffee than her. “Well, you might be right there,” I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm. “But you know, it could’ve just been an especially thirsty bear or something.” She gave me a side-eye, clearly not buying my sarcasm. "Yeah, because bears are known for draining blood," she said dryly, though there was a hint of a smile playing at the corners of her lips. I smirked at her, but then her comment reminded me of something else.

“Oh my god, look, she included my quote—'it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball: spinning but fabulous.” Daisy snickers. “That was pure gold, Karl. I’m surprised you came up with that one.” Chloe leans over my shoulder. “And she actually wrote about your ‘commute from Mars’? How gullible was this lady?” Ethan laughs so hard he almost spits out his coffee. “This is hilarious. Do you think she realized we were messing with her?” “I hope not,” Anton says, shaking his head. “It adds to the mystery, no?”

Jericho spread his arms and howled. "So, this is how mortals taste death! It is actually fun! Wo!" - To be continued

The wasn't oblivious of the sarcasm that laced the message. It was obviously from the overpampered princess, Helena. Her tone was rather off-course. But her intent was mutual with mine. "5 it is then," I muttered a silent response. She was already sitting, tapping her feet impatiently on the floor. On the table were two cups of hot chocolate. I frowned. "Biology should tell you that I am a were-dog. And chocolate cannot kill me. Though it can rather be a pain in the ass." I brushed past her offensive gesture and sat.

he mused, trying to make sense of the conflicting emotions within. Sia, with her characteristic insight, spoke softly, "Maybe it's not about labeling it as 'supernatural' or 'ordinary.' Perhaps there are facets of reality we are yet to comprehend fully. This experience might be an invitation to explore the depths of our consciousness, to connect with the mysteries that lie within." As the friends exchanged thoughts, Ms. Jenkins listened from afar, impressed by the depth of their conversation. She marveled at the bond these three shared—an unbreakable bond forged through years of shared laughter, hardships, and dreams.