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HERALD POV We took the supernaturals by surprise as we attacked the school this afternoon fully armed with weapons My blood was boiling for revenge as I shot my arrow at a supernatural which pierced through his heart and he dropped dead on the floor Yeah,die supernaturals "Die!!!" I yelled as I fire my gun at them sending more supernaturals on the ground I stopped shooting my gun as I sighted an old friend in the battle and a smirk formed on my lips "I’m gonna kill you today”

Seth answered with sarcastic calmness. Zane suddenly pointed at the TV screen. "Hey, guys, what's that about?" We all looked at the blue screen as white words started scrolling towards the top from the bottom of the screen, and I immediately regretted not listening to the speech that the president had given earlier. "PARANORMAL AND SUPERNATURAL BEINGS EXIST. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DEFEND YOURSELVES TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. $1,000 WILL BE PAID FOR EVERY SUPERNATURAL BEING CAPTURED AND BROUGHT IN TO LAW ENFORCEMENT ALIVE. DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK."

'Yeah, they'd probably have a field day with me. 'And I'd probably keep them occupied for their rest of their career,' I said. 'Are we having a competition here on which of us is the most fucked-up?' he said, with a smirk. 'Because I distinctly remember telling you I'm the son of Lucifer and I'm not sure you're going to be able to top that.'

During her speech she appears to have lost control and turn— Click— “Can you believe the sheer power that animal has running through the city.” “I think the property damage alone is in the hundred thousands. And you said that was Ava— click— If werewolves exist what else is out there? Vampires? Fairies? Maybe even the chupacabra!” I hear a snort and chuckle behind me. I do not need to turn around to see that it is Grayson laughing at the new coverage. “They wished the chupacabra was a real thing. Would be better to blame a goat eating lizard than your next door neighbor for stealing your live stock.”

Mr Clovis shouted. I twisted my lips nonchalantly. "That's because your lectures are boring" I grumbled. But unfortunately for me, everyone in my class are supernatural creatures and we all have super hearings -they heard me perfectly clear and roared into loud laughter. "What did you say?" he asked in a very angry tone. "Nothing" I answered quickly. Mr Clovis' face grew red from anger, he banged on the table and stormed towards me waving his forefinger at me. "You think this is funny, right?" he growled.

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

Me- Good luck to him. “So, you are here to kill me,” I smirk. “You think it will take all these warriors to kill me. Must not have much faith in your skills.” Jessup laughs again. “We just figured with all this supernatural elite here. We should take you all out at once." “Unless you have a nuke, that is not going to end well for you,” I chuckle. “As you say, we have the Supernatural Elite here. Caster, Vamps, Shifters, all here to protect this place. A place you yourself once called home.”

So I leaned my head on the window as I saw the trees pass by. Suddenly there was a tingly feeling in my nose and I sneezed. "I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did." He said. That did make me crack up. Literally. "You're officially the most craziest person in the universe." I said with an eye roll even if I was giggling. He didn't hide his charming smile. "I like that." He hummed. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

'' He shut his laptop down and then started laughing. '' Oh, my goodness! Out of all the stupid things you've said since we met for the first time. This is the best one, you really believed all this matter said by a human about us. Let me guess! You also think that holy water would burn us alive, isn't it??''