Teacher's Day Flowers
On Teacher's Day, my wife, Hera, was promoted to associate professor.
Even for our marriage we simply registered without a proper ceremony, yet this time, she specifically prepared a feast at home to celebrate.
During the dinner, she took out the flowers a male student had given her and was about to put them in a vase.
Without warning, I knocked the flowers out of her hand, flipped over the vase, and, under the bewildered gazes of the whole family, calmly said, "Let's get a divorce."
Hera was stunned at first, then angrily snapped, "Stanley Lawson, what's gotten into you? I’m just putting some flowers my student gave me in a vase. What's the big deal?"
My mother-in-law, Sarah Swift, chimed in, "Hera just got promoted to associate professor, and it's Teacher's Day. What's wrong with a student giving her flowers? Are you seriously getting jealous over that?"
I glanced at the scattered petals on the floor and slowly said, "Yes, it's because of these flowers that I want a divorce."