The Joke's On You Icarly Novels & Stories

To each man his own—just keep it behind closed doors. Eric rolled his eyes toward the ceiling and shook his head. “No, I didn’t really give him tongue. Jeez, dude, do you have any sense of humor at all?” Jace had a hard time figuring out when Eric was being serious and when he was joking. He’d probably do better if he erred on the side of joking. The guy was rarely serious. “I knew you were joking,” Jace said. “Whatever.” “I’m bored. Let’s watch Sed and Jessica’s video again,” Trey said.

I snorted. Just once, short and sharp, but I couldn't help it. The joke was so bad. So stupidly, terribly bad that it wrapped around to funny. Went for the eye. Like it was casual. Like I'd just decided to pluck it out because I was bored. Like it was a party trick. The absurdity of it—this cheerful woman making light of me ripping out an Alpha's eye—hit me delayed but hard. "Yes!" Maya bounced in her seat, the car swerving slightly. "I knew that would land! I nailed it! Oh my god, you actually laughed. Well, sort of laughed. Snorted. But that counts!"

“You’re right. It was made for you. That’s why it fit me like a toddler’s band. If I wore it everyday I would cut off circulation to my wrist. I figured you don’t have that problem. You know what they say about guys with tiny hands, or was it small feet?” He glanced down at Taser’s loafers that I had bought, and back up at his face. He was still smiling, but a little light had dimmed in his eyes. Really? That’s what took Taser down? A small dick joke? I snickered at the ridiculousness of the situation and stifled it in Jace’s shirt when Taser glared at me. “See you around Lilybud.” He muttered, and went past us barely missing Jace’s arm.

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He encouraged me with a threat. I coughed, holding my chest like I'm having an attack. His mouth fell open, as he had a terrified expression. "Carla! What have you done?!" Joyce yelled at Jayden. He held me, "I'm sorry, it's a joke. I would never get back with Davina no matter what happens." I sighed in relief, then let out a loud laughter. Jayden and Joyce gave me murderous looks causing me to shut up. "I would have killed you if you were not sick! What a joker!" Joyce snapped.

the head cheerleader says slapping his chest "I think you got yourself some competition Camilo " the one jock jokes around and they all start laughing except Camilo who glares at me. Turning away from them I put in my air pods. The last thing I could care about was being popular The bus stops at the drop-off zone and we all exit. Walking into the school halls some heads turn and I shrug them off I mean I'm so used to being stared at for various reasons that it doesn't affect me anymore "Wow I wanna be that pretty when I'm 17," some junior says and I chuckle

Especially if you're looking for a little bit of trouble. "Hari-ah, I have a joke for you!" Oh no, he's back. The puns! The jokes! The sarcastic laughs! "What is it this time Josh?" I rolled my eyes. "Okay, do you know who's fault is it every time I smile?" He asked with a lopsided smile. "Who's fault is it?" I answered. "Yours of course." He winked. Ack! He got me. Again. "Haha, very funny. Are you finally done?" I rolled my eyes.

Please note the sarcasm. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Joy's POV

Aren’t you worried people will laugh at you? I laughed bitterly to myself. Since Zayn loved jokes so much, I decided I’d play the biggest joke of all on him and his childhood sweetheart.

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.