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I said, stumbling backwards. "It's already viral," Sarah said, face flushed. "They even made a meme out of you falling down the stairs with fake moaning." Then... That's when I heard it, the laugh, Laureen. "Well, well," she said behind us. "If it isn’t Dashling High’s newest p**n star." Sarah stiffened. "Walk away." But she didn't, she stepped closer. "Tell me, Elsa, was it worth it? Throwing yourself at Jace like some desperate little pick-me?"

“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.” She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?” “You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts.” The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.

When Jerica raised an eyebrow, he grinned. “What? I’m the peanut M&M. And you—” He pulled her close with a cocky grin. “—are the chocolate on the inside. You know I put it there.” Jerica turned bright red as the girls burst out laughing. “JAKE!” she shrieked, smacking his arm. “I’m just saying!” he said, winking.

Fix it! Ace grumbles around and retreats into the back of my mind as I walk backwards slowly to where the rest of the guys are still playing pool. I turn around and as soon as I do they laugh so hard that everyone stares at them like they should be taken out to the looney bin. “Oh my Goddess, that was hilarious. What the hell did you tell her to make her do that to you?” Jace asks. “I fucked up guys. I just blurted out the first thing that came to my mind to get her to stop and I told her she already had enough and shouldn’t get another drink.”

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

Rohan who had been introduced as Jay's older brother said, then winked at her. "If wishes were horses." Sana said. "And I don't want to be on the same team as you, you disgusting man child." Charlie snapped. "Oh baby, you know you want a piece of this." He leered. "I don't know who's more gross, Warren or you." Sana shuddered. "Hey! What did I do?" Warren protested. "Better check your pocket for used condoms." Charlie laughed, Jay and Sana joining in. It must have been some sort of inside joke, but with how leaky these people's mouths were, I was sure the rest of us will know all about it before the day ended.

'' Jeffrey chipped in and they did their stupid hand clap. "You said what?" Arian's tone murderously went colder. "Woah man! I was just joking. Gosh, you should've seen your freaking face!'' Ricky said and laughed out. "Hope you had that on camera?" He turned to give Jeffrey a warning look. Arian also turned to see Jeffrey putting away his phone. "You're darn right I did!" He smirked and they chuckled again. "Idiots." Arian cussed under his breath and glared at them.

“Whatever you’re doing at ‘work’ tonight… hurry home. Both of you can fuck me senseless for all I care.” I snorted at my own joke, then immediately winced because yeah, that was a weird thing to say even alone. Little did I know how soon that joke was going to bite me right in the ass. And how much I was going to enjoy it when it did. [ You might be reading this wrong, but trust me, the real thrill is still ahead.^^]

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam