Theatre Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

"Intermission is scheduled, there are refreshments-" My mouth finds his neck and his whole thesis dies in his throat. "Okay. Flexible scheduling. The theatre is a living art form." "Stop talking." "Never. It's my whole thing. You knew this when you-" I bite him, just under the jaw, and the sound he makes is not theatrical at all. Low and caught-out and very horny. "Unfair." "Take the ironed shirt off before I ruin it." "You ruining it was the entire point of ironing it. You think I went to this kind of trouble just for the sake of-"