Theatre Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

The nap I took after my fall yesterday was not enough sleep, and it feels like a particularly angry drummer is nesting in my skull. “When we enter the hall,” I murmur, “laugh like I’ve just told you the funniest joke.” “Acting is not my strong suit,” he replies. How did they survive on the run? “Imagine Joli’s face when she finds out the truth.” I push open the doors as Cirocco laughs and bat my eyes up at him like Candace would. Well, hopefully like Candace would. Judging by the way his laughter intensifies when he looks at me, I might not be pulling it off.

I could not believe how comfortable I felt in his presence, how harmonious our interaction was. The movie began and as we promised ourselves, each of us was quoting with the characters sometimes pausing to burst into laughter when one of us mispronounced it or overacted the line. By the time the movie was over, I glanced at Alex with a grin as though I had won. “Well, I think that the identity of the winner could not be more obvious.” Uncrossing his arms, Alex raised an eyebrow at me, a smirk dancing on his lips. "Oh really? Because I distinctly remember you flubbing the line about the Cliffs of Insanity."

"I don't think it can handle anymore" He just laughed. Then immediately proved me wrong. Because the moment we reached our table, I nearly stopped walking. A famous actress sat three tables away. An Oscar winner sat near the stage. A legendary director I had studied in acting classes was chatting casually with another producer. I felt like I'd somehow fallen through a portal into another universe. "Close your mouth," Quinn murmured. I immediately snapped it shut. His shoulders shook with laughter. "You're enjoying this." "Maybe." "You are." I groaned, my chees turning a light shade of pink.

“Do not waste your love on someone who does not value it, my dear.” Lincoln moved to the front of the stage and put his arms out wide. “Wine is great, plays are questionable, and people in love are crazy.” “That’s not Shakespeare!” someone shouted from the audience. Lincoln frowned while he shouted back. “Does it look like we care about being technically correct? I give you, Act Three!” There was more shuffling on stage and in the audience, as people began to realize that this was no kind of official performance and that they did not have to behave especially well for the remainder. Someone tossed a taco onto the stage, and I gasped. What a waste of a taco.

“Of course. I once farted on stage during a Shakespeare play. Live audience. Full cast. Mics on.” I gasp. “You did not.” “Hamlet never recovered.” I break. Full-on wheeze-laugh. Heads turn and one old woman places her hand on her heart as if a person laughing is the most outrageous thing she has ever heard. I try to calm down, but the deadpan look on Dante’s face only makes everything a hundred times funnier. “I’m sorry...” I’m trying so hard not to smile. “I’m just...give me a minute.”

"Kwen, are you alright?" He asked concerned. I stood up from his lap, finally coming down from my laughing fits. I stood facing everyone. My hands on my hips and my head adjacent with the floor. "I'm so sorry. I don't mean to laugh, but you can't make this shit up! Shakespeare would've had a field day with this!!" Everyone stayed quiet and just looked on.

When they did, he smiled Anna's favorite self-deprecating grin. "Yer getting' weary of seeing me, I just know it," he joked, and the audience laughed with him. "And I'm nearly out of words, although my wife might not think that possible." He pursed his lips ruefully and looked at Anna as the audience laughed again. Anna shook her head and swiped at another tear on her cheek.

"Memorizing them in advance is pretty clever. Otherwise, if they messed up on the opening night, not only would Jessica chase them out, but the boss would also make them leave." "They might not be forced to leave tonight, but they'll have to leave sooner or later. Do you guys think this joke of a play can compete with Jessica's serious plays?" As they exchanged these mocking comments, the audience burst into applause. They then sneered and left. On the stage, Charlotte and her fellow actors bowed hand in hand. When they stood up straight again, a little girl ran to the front of the stage, tiptoed, and placed a small flower basket on the stage.

A funny quote ;) ________________________________________________________________________________ 𝟧 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝐿𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 "ELLA! COME DOWN HERE YOU EVIL MOUSE!" I yelled, looking towards the stairs. I heard giggling. "I am going to kill you! You embarrassed me!" I hissed. "Sorry! I had too!" She replied, still giggling like a kid. * * *