Theatre Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

So, why is there no people? “You said this theatre is good,” Harriet complained to Cassius. Tilting his head to her side while holding the colas, Cassius replied, “It is. There is always less people coming here. So, it’s good.” Harriet’s mouth hanged loose. What Cassius meant when he said that the theatre is good is that there are almost no one coming here. And it is perfect for someone like Cassius, who hates crowded place. ‘Why did I forget that? Darn it,’ Harriet sighed inwardly as she caught her forehead with her palm.

"For. For a presentation. It's. Very dramatic. Material." Long pause. "Okay. If you're sure." "Positive. Thank you. Sorry for the noise." Footsteps retreated. Faded. We looked at each other. Still frozen. Still connected. Then. Started laughing. Couldn't help it. "Rehearsing?" I giggled. "Best I could do on short notice." "Very dramatic material?" "It's not wrong." I laughed harder. He joined. Both of us. Ridiculous. Happy. "You think this is funny?" he asked.

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

But dammit the shit was funny … Asher didn’t get it but Aspen was falling off the chair laughing. So Em said: “F. O. T. C. L.” “Oh god don’t spell.” Mickey complained who was also well past the point of buzzed and headed to drunk. She rubbed her temples with her fingers as if she was trying to stave off a headache. “PLASTERED.” Em ticked and shook her head. “CRYING!!” Aspen said, still laughing. Em got to laughing too and so did Sylvia. Asher was still confused and Rainn was just smiling.

“It’s never early for anything as long as you want it.” “Nice quote. Where did you hear it from?” Asher asked me as he took a sip from the cup in his hands. “Would you believe me if I told you that I just made it up on the spot?” Asher stared at me for a few seconds before bursting into laughter, and I joined in, following suit. “That’s impressive.” “Thank you,” I replied, raising my glass towards him before taking a look around the place. “You look like you’ve got something you want to say, Lorenzo.”

he said with a chuckle. She laughed, and said, "It's a quote from Ben Franklin, I think." She then wiggled her ass, and said, "Slide that thing out of me, and then let's see if I can take it back up my slut-wife little ass hole in one long push." He took his hard dick all the way out, rubbed the head over the little hole-which seemed to be not quite as little now-and leaned forward, spreading the pucker apart, once again.

Taking a deep breath, I focus my glare solely on Susan. “You mean the role I auditioned for, where I received a standing ovation in the mock theater? Tell me, was it the judge you slept with that gave you such high praise for your dreadful acting skills, or was it the unmoved audience that made you believe you got the role? Tell me, what praises did the director give you? What did the other judges say? Your lines are cold, lifeless, and devoid of any emotion, yet! You dare to ‘celebrate’ your seemingly ‘secure’ role in the movie. Pfft, please, dream on, but remember: dream big — just not impossible.”

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

The nap I took after my fall yesterday was not enough sleep, and it feels like a particularly angry drummer is nesting in my skull. “When we enter the hall,” I murmur, “laugh like I’ve just told you the funniest joke.” “Acting is not my strong suit,” he replies. How did they survive on the run? “Imagine Joli’s face when she finds out the truth.” I push open the doors as Cirocco laughs and bat my eyes up at him like Candace would. Well, hopefully like Candace would. Judging by the way his laughter intensifies when he looks at me, I might not be pulling it off.