Novel & Cerita Theatrical Quotes Funny

If retail therapy wasn’t on the table, I’d take verbal annihilation any day. You see, I’ve mastered the art of throwing bullies off their game. Random jokes, historical references, lines from Shakespeare or sitcoms – whatever makes them pause long enough to question if they’re being insulted. And when the fog of confusion lifts, reality hits. They start to question themselves whether they are stupid. And as we all know they are, it's a lovely moment for self-reflection. I slowly pointed to Tom. “Ah. So you must be Dumb...” Then I pointed to his acne-splotched sidekick. “...and Dumber then.”

I ask, as if I don’t understand. "Some parents love their kids… you definitely wouldn't understand," Rahul blurts out as if he's been waiting all this time to throw my own words in my face. I just roll my eyes. "Nah, it just sounds creepy. Besides, how can you have a hot daughter and not notice she's hot?" "That's enough," Theo snaps at me, "You're going too far with your joke and it's damn annoying. Keep your sick thoughts to yourself." I roll my eyes again. He’s so boring.

“Even his own family knows it. So to have such an amoral man moralizing to his son is ironic to the audience.” She paused for effect, then added, “It’s doubly ironic that the humorous passage has become one of Shakespeare’s most quoted, as words to live by. Or, as Mr. Sapling so eloquently put it, awesome advice.” "Bravo, Ms. Morris!" the professor cried, clapping his hands. “Good to see someone here is paying attention. Now…”

Ready to suck an answer from verbal cues, noticeable or not. As usual, my go-to was sour laughter. As I barked a laugh into the air, I felt some sort of dissolution going on in my chest. The more I retched, the less I felt the lump in my throat. I clapped for emphasis and made him the laughing stock when, in reality, I was the only source of mockery there. How foolish was I to think that Mike Lightwood , of all people, wouldn't catch up to my shenanigan?

Danny asked. "Theatre," Net replied with a small, dry smirk. "People don't fear a man who looks like he can't find his own car keys. It makes them talk. It makes them careless. That’s how I found out Ote was dirty. He thought I was just another desk-jockey who couldn't see past a spreadsheet."

> "This isn't a joke, Escalus." _*]:min-w-0"> "Everything's a joke if you look at it right. Existence is absurd, we're all going to die eventually, might as well laugh while we can." _*]:min-w-0"> "I'm going to enjoy making you bleed." _*]:min-w-0"> "See, now you're getting into the spirit of things. Violence with flair, that's what the people want." I stripped off my jacket and handed it to a freshman who looked starstruck. "Let's give them a show, shall we?"

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

The MC walked up the stage with a mic. It was Quincy. She was wearing a red dress. Smiling brightly, she exclaimed, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is a pair made in heaven! I’m so envious of them.” Thea blushed and whispered, “Q-Quit it.” Quincy giggled. “Oh… getting embarrassed, I see.” Zavier stood up for Thea. “Quincy, Thea’s a shy girl. Stop teasing her.” Quincy laughed. “Look, Thea. You’re not even married, yet he’s already standing up for you. What a gentleman.”

“How the fuck are the two of you related. He is a fucking drama queen, and you are a fucking stick in the mud.’ Quinton points out. I can’t help it, but I start laughing. Luca looks at Quinton, telling him I will kick your ass as I grab my shit. I walk over and slip my hand into Luca’s. “Don’t think I forgot how you laughed at Quinton’s comment.” Luca whispers in my ear.

"I'm sure you have noticed the beauties around the room, I'm sure your hands are itching to spend money on them aren't they?" More chuckles erupted in the room...I'm I just dumb or are these just rich jokes meant to be understood by people who actually have money? If so, why aren't Theo and Michael laughing? They both have stoic expressions like they're both waiting for something else. I haven't missed the little glances they give each other from time to time, it's like they're speaking with just their eyes, and whatever they're saying ain't pretty speech.