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This was bad. Very bad.

C. What the fuck!

My hand shook as I pinned back my curl, I had developed such a bad tremor in the last years- perhaps due to my illness, or the countless medications I have to take due to it. Triston's voice cut through the silence of the bathroom, "What color are you wearing tonight?" I turned my head up,

Depends on how you take the news" "Go on nothing can scare me anymore not after having this totally helpless and horrifying dream" "Okay but first I'd like you to exhale and clench your fist do not move them no matter what" "I'll try not to" "Okay so I think you are pregnant" "Silly you, how can I be pregnant? That's such a dry joke try something else" "Okay how about you are pregnant this time I'm not thinking I know it" "Are you kidding me?" I ask bursting into uncontrollable laughter,

Old lady was still crazy. ***

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Disillusioned individuals who genuinely believed the hogwash being taught to them by some obscure extremist. They can't possibly be right....It's not possible, is it?... ***

"She even asked me out to a hotel the other day. I turned her down!" "I heard she's a real pro." "Don't you see how dirty she is?" The rumors were like a snowball, growing larger and larger, crashing into me with unbearable force. The victim's voice was always so weak and futile against the tide of lies. Someone from the crowd below told me to jump already. They said that twisted people like me, who had lost all morals, didn't deserve to live. I stared at the stranger's unfamiliar face for a long time. In the end, amidst the rising screams, I leaped.

Call me crazy, I don't give a shit at this point. ✨ THE END ✨

"I'm sorry, I can't do this." "Holy snakes!" Ken exclaimed. This time he was up on his feet, pacing from side to side. "What the fuck can you do? No, tell me, what? All you’ve got to do is deliver some stuff to a client off Eastbay in your mother's stead since you both look alike, almost her height, and the perfect double. But no, you are a fucking chicken, such lazy bones, spoilt brat! Trust me you are doing this, like it or not."