This Is Ridiculous Novels & Stories

"She even asked me out to a hotel the other day. I turned her down!" "I heard she's a real pro." "Don't you see how dirty she is?" The rumors were like a snowball, growing larger and larger, crashing into me with unbearable force. The victim's voice was always so weak and futile against the tide of lies. Someone from the crowd below told me to jump already. They said that twisted people like me, who had lost all morals, didn't deserve to live. I stared at the stranger's unfamiliar face for a long time. In the end, amidst the rising screams, I leaped.

"I'm sorry, I can't do this." "Holy snakes!" Ken exclaimed. This time he was up on his feet, pacing from side to side. "What the fuck can you do? No, tell me, what? All you’ve got to do is deliver some stuff to a client off Eastbay in your mother's stead since you both look alike, almost her height, and the perfect double. But no, you are a fucking chicken, such lazy bones, spoilt brat! Trust me you are doing this, like it or not."

incredulousness. What does he take you and Lisa for? Just mere girls who'll fall victim for their charms and eventually give in? Are you a toy for him to play and place a bet with? Ridiculous. YOu almost want to snort out loud. This is unbelievable. The Zale you knew and cared for when you were kids wouldn't have thought about doing this. He really wouldn't. He'd be considerate about others feelings. The person you're facing right now thinks it's a good idea to play with others peoples lives and also has the audacity to drag them into what's suppose to be their own business.

The silence that followed was oppressive, and Marianne's anxiety grew with each passing second. Greg's expression changed from confusion to anger, his voice rising. "Marianne, how could you let this happen?!" he exclaimed, as if she were a teenager who didn't know what she was doing. "Weren't you on the pill?" Marianne was taken aback by his ridiculous questions. What did he expect from unprotected sexual relations? A dog in a gift box?

” Kayley ~”And what when it is off. Jackson ~”That is even better.” Kayley ~”Matt reckons we are all pink anyway.” Jackson ~”Matt is fucking stupid.” Matthew ~”I am not stupid boss.” Jackson ~”The fuck you are.” Kayley ~”I think from now on the three stooges are wearing pink.” Jackson ~”Not the fuck.” Drake ~”Not the hell.” Matthew ~”I don't mind.” Anthony ~”Fuck off.” Jackson ~”If I see one of you in pink, I will fucking rip you to pieces and feed you to the dogs.”

#camnicisreal @taylorscissorsiykwim I ALWAYS KNEW there was something about her that i didnt like, TURNED OUT she is crazy lolol.. @cam-era ok listen, @camnic5ever go fuck yourself to whatever manips of Dominic fucking Cameron in the arse you have AND FUCKING STOP PESTERING. you make this whole place even more uncomfortable than it already is. and, I think that your prejudice @taylorscissorsiykwim might be due to a fucking disgusting fact called "racism".

Rhea My name is Andrea Grayson and I’m such a big fool. I've always watched scenes like these happen in movies, or books that I've read and I always wondered why the person being cheated on was too dumb to see it beforehand. In fact, I thought things like these only happened in those movies. I never imagined that I would find myself in that same situation. Being cheated on. Being made to look like a stupid fool. I want to laugh at my foolishness and terrible luck, but I'm completely frozen in place. I can’t move my limbs , I can’t even move my face.

WRONG NUMBER “Shit!” Arielle Lawson cursed under her breath as her bag slipped off the bar counter, spilling its entire contents across the floor for the uninterested crowd of Midnight Halo Lounge, Manhattan to see. She stared at the mess absentmindedly through her increasingly blurry vision, wondering how she was supposed to gather whatever remained of her dignity. A part of her knew that if she stood up too quickly, she’d land face-first on the cold, filthy tiled floor. Her legs were already betraying her, softened by whisky and regret.

"Have you given up on that ridiculous idea of changing that asshole?" "Almost," I replied, barely recognizing myself in that moment. "Almost."

Another added. "Who knows what all ridiculous things she has done?" Everyone started talking about the pictures. Arien stood up with her back straight and her signature smile in her face. "How can you judge me just by looking at some edited pictures?" She spoke looking confidently at them. Madonna, who acted to be to innocent just now, spoke up. "Miss Jenner, I hope you feel a bit shame saying these pictures edited after you are exposed." She looked at her with ridicule. "You should know well who needs to be ashamed, isn't it, Miss Madonna?" Arien was still calm.