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Lia screamed, her voice cracking. The horror in her eyes wasn't just from the danger, but from witnessing such an atrocity against food. This is my Indomie! You're not getting it! Bima shouted, scrambling back, pulling Lia with him. Lia, he's insane! He's obsessed with making the most extreme content! [System Suggestion: Use your 'Meme Creator Skill'! Create a meme that belittles the BOSS Zombie's content! This can disrupt his focus!] Meme Creator? Bima thought fast.

“Your name’s in the caption. ‘Local businessman’s café explodes in mocha mayhem.’ Congratulations. You’re a meme.” “I’m going to fire everyone,” Max muttered. “You can’t fire them,” Landon said. “They’re already traumatized. One of the waiters won’t stop twitching every time he hears a milk frother.” Suzi leaned against the arm of the couch, giggling. “You have to admit, it’s kind of iconic.” “I’m not calling an insurance claim over coffee foam and memes,” Max said darkly. “Actually, you are,” Landon replied. “Because the insurance adjuster is on her way, and she says she needs a statement from one of the owners. That’s you, buddy.”

But she was already reading it out. 2Tall2Bottom: U into anonymous gloryholes? I host (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) I peeked through my fingers. "Why are they all talking like GTA strip club NPCs?!" She was crying with laughter. "Mate, this is normal for hookup sites. Here see, this one straight up sent, Wyd with a dick pic attached. At least he's got humor. “Let me put my dick in dat booty." She snickered at the play of words of my username.

With nothing in mind, he laughed shamelessly! "Hahahaha! Fucking idiots, you two! Hahaha!" "You two are Idiots? How come you have to wear that! That is the wearing clothes of female animals! Hahaha!" "I don't know my friend is this Idiot Haha! Haha!" Dick mocked this out loudly while laughing. Of course he knew to the core about Darkness having him wear that clothes! "....." The "two idiots" which Dick called is boiling from anger. "Oh, oh!" Dick exclaimed.

Lion called out to Nick—not too loudly, but loud enough for me to hear. “I know, right? Man, I crashed. I stayed up reading.” “Hey, did you know that glass is liquid? Crazy, right?” He spoke out loud while glancing at me, and I lowered the book slightly to my eye level. “Are you shitting me?” Lion asked, giving him a friendly punch. “I’m serious, I swear! The windshield you replaced in the garage? Pure liquid! How about that?” “What are you smoking, bro?” Crystal said jokingly, making them laugh their lungs out.

I hated this smile, and he was well aware that still, he would award me with this flashy smile just to exasperate me. “Should I offer you something to solve this mystery?” I asked, making my way towards the bedroom. “If you want, you can give me a raise. My wife will be over with joy.” “Not happening.” “Damn it,” Matero murmured. “Are you planning to go to the Andrew Simmons’ funeral?” “I don’t visit murderers.”

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

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“Stop shouting, woman. You are wounding my ear.” “Then you put me down.” “That’s not happening. Not in this life.” “I am serious Brian. I am crying. Look at my pathetic situation.” “I know your waterworks are fake as Jim and Dwight’s friendship.” “Did you just give “The Office” reference? And by the way, they become besties after season nine.” “In my eyes, it’s still sham.” “Nobody cares about your outlook.” “Okay, then. Here we go.” “Brian, I can’t swim. And you dare to throw me in the water? I will write your death with my hand. My hands will be red from your blood.”