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A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

And most importantly, what did they want with us? "I hope you can swim," the one at my back whose dark mask had red stitching on one cheek said. "Are we going for a swim?" My blonde friend asked. The other one chuckled, "Something like that." With a grimace, red stitching bent and pushed open a hole in the ground covered by a metal lid. The smell that wafted up was rancid. I covered my nose and my eyes watered. "What's in there?" Trish asked in a small, unsure voice.

, her voice sounded pissed as she faced him squarely ignoring the buzzing incoming messages on her phone “You don't own me, Lucas, and just simply because you have so much money that doesn't simply mean you can throw it in my face” He stared up from his food at her “There's no problem with working under me, Mrs. Kim”. “I'll just simply be your boss boss's Boss”. He said jokingly as his humor hit her hard “You're so despicable” she scoffed as she stood up glaring at him annoyed and hurriedly walked in to the restroom to pick up her phone call As she entered the restroom the soft hum of the breeze from the window and the quietness of the restroom calmed her down

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

Changing the topic, Addy decided to tease Sam. And that was enough to spoil his best friend's mood. "Seriously! It's all my fault. Why did I even think of challenging you? Now I have to tolerate that leech for the rest of the day. Ugh! Fuck me ". " Eww no! Dude I am straight". Adrian burst out laughing. " Fuck off you bastard ! ". Samuel left the room angrily. Laughing heartily Adrian emerged from his cozy bed and entered the bathroom, ready to wash away the remnants of sleep and embrace the day. He needed to visit his family as it was Sunday. He promised his mom they would have lunch together.

she narrowed her eyes at me and slurped the thick chocolate substance through the straw even louder before bursting into a disruptive laughter. i couldn’t help but join her in the fits of laughter and soon enough my cheeks hurt and she was clutching the underside of her very tiny baby bump. there wasn’t a major reason as to why we were lost in this outburst. i suppose we were just tired, or maybe just extremely happy. whatever it was, it made lara daisy-jane laugh so hard she had to run to the bathroom to empty her bladder. i could still hear her giggling up a storm from my spot on the bed, and i just felt my dumb heart swell and my wolf inside felt at peace.

Finally, I got a proper look at them: one was plus-sized like me, with long blonde hair and piercing blue eyes behind thick glasses, she remined me of my sisters; the other had deeper brown skin than mine, a height and body of a super model and a beautiful healthy afro. “Don’t let him get to you,” the second woman said with a warm smile. I sighed. “I shouldn’t have gone to that fast food in the first place. Why do people insult others and call this ‘dark humor’? What’s funny about cruelty and humiliation?” The slim woman’s expression hardened. “He’s a serial jerk—makes nasty comments about women he dislikes and flirts with the ones who fit his ‘type.’ His dad owns the place, so he acts like

There were another few dozen texts, all along the same lines and starting around the time I’d met Zane. Could they be from Scott? Maybe. They might also be from anyone else whose name began with “S,” or any other letter. You couldn’t tell anything from online names, except sometimes that someone had a sense of humor or when they put their ideology in their name, like KillAllHumans142. I went back to my main feed and found a photo of Jordan giving his brief speech, along with a few-dozen comments about his age and declaring him attractive. It seemed harmless. It was there, however, that I found a meme I greatly disliked. It showed my face on a white wolf’s body with wings. The wolf was also d

, I said with a grin and he frowned instantly "You wish I was following you. I have my own business, you know", he replied and I rested my back against the seat. "Looks like someone does dirty shits", I replied laughing out so loud, I felt disgusted by it myself. "And someone is just so corrupted internally", he said and I lashes out. "You know what?!" I asked and did not wait for his reply. "You are such a d*ck!", I said and stood up abruptly before heading towards the stairs.

It made me laugh how much people thought they knew me enough to say shit about me when in reality I could kill them all without feeling any sense of remorse. But I wouldn't do that. Not unless I have to of course. "This game sucks ass" Khalil complained as he yawned. "That cheerleader is giving me the 'fuck me' eyes" Za smirked as he stared right at a girl who was indeed staring back at him whilst twirling her hair and occasionally giggling annoyingly because of him sending her winks or whatever it was he did to get some pussy for the night. "She looks 5" I commented making them laugh.