Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar Joke

From first crush to wedding vows, George Capulet and I had been inseparable. But in our seventh year of marriage, he began an affair with his secretary. On my birthday, he took her on vacation. On our anniversary, he brought her to our home and made love to her in our bed... Heartbroken, I tricked him into signing divorce papers. George remained unconcerned, convinced I would never leave him. His deceptions continued until the day the divorce was finalized. I threw the papers in his face: "George Capulet, from this moment on, get out of my life!" Only then did panic flood his eyes as he begged me to stay. When his calls bombarded my phone later that night, it wasn't me who answered, but my new boyfriend Julian. "Don't you know," Julian chuckled into the receiver, "that a proper ex-boyfriend should be as quiet as the dead?" George seethed through gritted teeth: "Put her on the phone!" "I'm afraid that's impossible." Julian dropped a gentle kiss on my sleeping form nestled against him. "She's exhausted. She just fell asleep."

My boss has started dating, and his girlfriend is already acting hostile toward me at the first meeting. She looks me up and down and says passive-aggressively, "You're Theodore's secretary, the one he's been taking special care of?" I'm left speechless for a moment, staring at her in disbelief. I am Theodore Grant's secretary—that part is true. When I graduated, my dad deliberately arranged for me to work under Theodore to learn company management. For over a year, I have been working overtime late into the night every day, handling stacks of documents that never seem to end. Everyone says that I'm the hardest-working workhorse in the company. So, why have I gone from being a workhorse to some kind of side piece the moment my boss gets a girlfriend?

The BTGs hardly get their feet wet in life as graduates before they are summoned once again for a new case. New love shows up for some. I can't believe what I'm being told. Why am I here? Each character goes through their own growth, but life is never predictable. Why does history repeat itself? Such anger, such hatred, is she really gone? You will have to read it to find out in my latest book.

Lizette Steyn is searching for her place in a dangerous world. Tired of betrayals, she runs from the one man who craves her love. The Kenyan bush and a new job as a flight attendant is a reprieve from reality - until reality hunts her down. Professionally, James “Johnny” Cane is a military beast, but his personal life is a mess. After Lizzy walked away, he pined from a distance. When fate throws them together, Johnny rushes to his challenging woman’s side. It could mean getting his heart broken again—and protection isn’t enough. When a mastermind terrorist captures Lizzy, Johnny and his MIT2 team race to find her before it’s too late. (Preferable to read Book One first - Siren in the Wind.)

Emma couldn't say she loved Luxstay in this life. And Luxstay in this life loves Emma with all her life. A marriage took place in name, Cupid's arrow shot accidentally hit two hearts that were beating intensely, creating a memorable emotional scene. It turned out that she was just a tool for him to take revenge from the start, it turned out that he didn't really love her in the first place. When she learned the truth of the past, Luxstay was in despair again. The last time of her life was meant for Luxstay to calm down, but at the last minute she was in danger because she took a bullet for Emma. When the warm rays of early spring landed on earth, Emma's nominal wife of two years left him. Five years after the death of his late wife, Emma lives as if half of her soul has been stripped. At his most desperate moment, when darkness engulfed his mind, he met her - a girl who looked exactly like Luxstay. “Five hundred million, become my secretary.”

Calliope is a woman with no identity, she experiences violence throughout the years and she doesn't even belong to a caste system. She doesn't know herself and she is lower than the lowest when it comes to power. As she experienced the worst scenario in her life she meets a vampire and a werewolves clashing with each other. She became tangled with those two and later on realized that the two are an Alpha and a royal vampire. Meeting them will change her life forever as she discovered who she really was. Can she make it as she steps out into the unknown?

I catch the eye of a stranger on the bus. Then, I'm lured into his trap…

They were both soldiers, but a dark experience changed her. In a drunken state, Moraine sleeps with the young soldier in her platoon, without an idea of his true identity. When she resigns and takes up a job in a university, professor Moraine's perfect marriage facade starts to peel before Luthor Kingston visits her home as her husband's business partner. A one-night stand births a dangerous forbidden affair. To keep her, he's willing to go to any extent, including using their past to pin her down. But he never expected that she would become his stepmom. Would her relationship with his father douse the fire?

Syrie grew up in a different world than the one she was in. The vampires that surrounded her had sharp fangs, long nails, and red eyes. It's strange, as she would expect. Syrie was surprised when her parents told her about the rumored world to which they belonged. Her parents discovered her in the m

Reborn in his betrayal, her only goal is bloody revenge! * Amelia Winters has a perfect life until that fateful day when her pack is slaughtered by her mate and his mistress. She was dead, and then she is not. In a freaky twist of fate, Amelia wakes up and realizes that she has travelled back in time to the day it all started: The mating ball. This time, she is given a chance to save her pack. She will save them, and get her revenge against her cruel mate, Colton. She knows what she will do with Colton. She will play him as he has played her and then she will destroy him. Her plan is solid, except she doesn't expect the twist: A second chance mate. Adrian Thorne is a sexy, charming, sometimes arrogant crowned prince of the Kingdom of Astoria and he makes Amelia's body sing songs of lust. Even though his wolf tells him Amelia is not his mate, Adrian is slowly falling for with her... But she is hiding a big secret from him. What will happen when he comes to know her secret? Will he forgive her for the deception? After being deeply betrayed, can Amelia ever believe in the arrangement of the Moon Goddess? Is revenge the whole point of her life this time? Betrayal, lies, manipulation, and love are intertwined. Two mates and she will. . . . . .