Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar Joke

Spinoff: Kita Hanya Menikah Ini kisah tentang Airina, gadis cantik berusia 26 tahun yang mempunyai sifat urakan dan sedikit bar-bar. Suatu hari karena kesalahpahaman, ia harus mau di jodohkan dengan Alex, lelaki dingin yang selalu berbicara ketus setiap kali bertemu dengannya. Bagaimana perjalanan kisah cinta mereka? Bagaimana cara Alex mengungkap siapa dalang di balik hancurnya perusahaan milik papanya dulu? Dan bagaimana kelanjutan kisah cinta Elisa dan Roy yang penuh lika-liku? Bagaimana akhirnya lelaki itu bisa memaafkan ibunya dan mau menerima Alex sebagai saudara tiri? Simak kisah mereka selanjutnya... Happy reading teman-teman...

"Sialan, gadis kepala batu dan ceroboh sepertiku harus menikah dengan si angkuh dan dingin itu? Cuih." - Alea Putri Sawan. *** Namaku Alea, semua murid mengenalku sebagai anak pindahan yang memiliki rekam jejak buruk. Parahnya lagi, aku bukan murid yang pintar. Tidak memiliki teman adalah hal yang biasa bagiku. Tetapi, aku juga tidak berharap mendapatkan musuh seperti Dirgantara. Dia adalah ketua osis, dan kabarnya juga menjadi ketua geng motor. Entah bagaimana ceritanya, keluarga kami ternyata saling kenal dan mereka berencana untuk melakukan perjodohan. "Masa depanmu akan cerah jika kamu menikah dengan Dirgantara. Di umurnya yang masih 17 tahun, dia sudah belajar investasi saham, bahkan sebentar lagi dia akan memegang toko pusat material," ujar Bunda.

Ketika cemoohan dan hinaan menjadi santapan sehari-hari hanya karena dirinya yatim. Apakah menjadi anak yatim adalah kesalahannya? Dia juga tidak ingin seperti ini, lantas mengapa banyak orang yang menghinanya? Namanya Bella, gadis dari kalangan atas yang diusir dari keluarganya karena hidup sebagai anak yatim. Lagi-lagi, apakah menjadi anak yatim adalah kesalahannya...??

At the annual company raffle, I had barely stepped onto the stage when my supervisor, Lily Smith, pressed a crumpled slip of paper into my palm. "A special reward for our top salesperson," she chirped. "Go ahead, open it. Let everyone see." Under the eager gaze of the crowd, I unfolded the note. Written in messy handwriting were the words: Clean the company toilets for three days. The room erupted in laughter. Lily folded her arms, cocked her head, and smirked at me. "Nice, right?" she said. "Everyone knows those sales of yours came from sleeping with old men. Dirty money. To keep things fair, the others get a break, and you pick up a little extra work. You don't have a problem with that, do you?" The laughter surged again, nearly lifting the roof. From the side of the room, my boyfriend, Seth Hoffman, the company's CEO, watched everything unfold. As usual, he said nothing in my defense. They all thought I would fall apart, cry, or make a scene. Instead, I simply gave a calm nod. The very next day, the company was hit with over three hundred property cancellations. Its cash flow collapsed overnight. That was when Lily and Seth rushed to me, demanding I go plead with the buyers. I smiled and said, "No thanks. I wouldn't want to help the company recover and end up with strong numbers again. That might make everyone even more uncomfortable."

We have many perspectives on life. One thing here is about marriage. Throughout Matteo's life he believed in his vision that we should no longer marry or be married, because he had a bad experience with his own parents as well as with his other aquaintances. But, Calix is the opposite of Matteo's view. She is hundred and one percent sure that the married life is happy and genuine, also she sees and witnessed those married couples lead to their 'happily ever after'.

ini adalah cerita asli yg aku buat sendiri karena aku penggemar dari cerita cerita zombie jadi aku memutuskan untuk membuat novel nya , harusnya buat komis tapi karena buat novel lebih mudah jadi di buat novel aja * dunia sudah hancur berantakan akibat wabah zombie ini ada seorang pria bernama ardlick yg bertahan hidup*

As soon as my husband sat at the dining table, he couldn't stop himself from talking. The humiliations of my school days had become his favorite entertainment, served up to his drinking buddies like appetizers. "Back then, she got her clothes torn off in the bathroom, beaten so badly she crawled on the ground like a dog, too terrified to make a sound. If it weren’t for my kindness—" That was it. I couldn’t take it anymore. I told him I wanted a divorce. He laughed it off, utterly unbothered. "Seriously? It’s just a joke! That was ages ago. You’re way too uptight—it’s just for a laugh, right?" For a laugh? Was I the only one with a past? Did he think he was untouchable? Maybe I should tell a few embarrassing stories about his precious childhood sweetheart. Fine. If it’s all about “fun,” I hoped his sweetheart found it equally hilarious when her turn came.

Si Cleven Romano ay napilitang mag pakasal sa babaeng napili ng kaniyang mga magulang dahil nakasalalay dito ang kaniyang negosyo at mamanahin. Dahil sa paniniwala niyang lahat na babae ay pare pareho lang pilit niyang nilalabanan ang nararamdaman para sa kaniyang asawa. Hinusgahan niya agad ang kaniyang asawa dahil sa kaniyang nakaraan. Hindi nga niya ito sinasaktan sa pisikal na anyo ay sinasaktan niya naman sa emosyonal na paraan na pinagsisihan niya. Nag bago ang trato niya sa kaniyang asawa ng malaman niya ang nakaraan nito. Ngunit ang kaniyang pag babago ay huli na lalo na't dumating ang kaniyang dating kasintahan, dala ang kaniyang anak na tinago. Sa kagustuhang nais niyang makabawi sa kaniyang anak ay nakalimutan niya ang kaniyang asawa. Nakalimutan niyang sinusuyo niya pala ito. Dala-dala sa sinapupunan ni Gabby ang kanilang anak ay umalis itong walang paalam. Hindi man lang hinanap ni Cleven ang kaniyang asawa dahil naniniwala siyang kung sino ang umalis siya ang dapat bumalik. Galit at poot ang naramdaman niya ng malaman na hindi niya naman pala totoong anak ang sinabi ng kaniyang dating kasintahan. Paghihinayang naman dahil nasayang ang panahon niya. Hinanap niya ang kaniyang asawa at natagpuan niya naman ito. Ngunit hindi na nais bumalik ng kaniyang asawa sa kaniya kung kaya't ginamit niya ang anak nilang dalawa upang maibalik sa puder niya ang kaniyang mag-ina.

On the day my wife, Abigail Jefferson, and Dominic Gorman, the university student she has been sponsoring, post their pre-wedding photos on their social media feed, I don't lash out at them crazily as I usually do. Instead, I leave a like and a comment on their posts. "You two make a great couple. Everyone, let's give our blessings to the newlyweds." Everyone in elite society thinks of me as the most cowardly husband ever, who lets the side piece make a doormat out of him. One week later, Abigail comes home and explains, "This is just an act. Dominic's grandma is ill, and she wishes to see him get married before she passes away." I just nod calmly in return. "I didn't take it seriously. Of course, I believe you." In my previous life, I showed up at Abigail and Dominic's wedding to cause chaos for them. Naturally, their wedding couldn't go on because of me. Abigail began targeting my parents' company in order to punish me. My parents ended up going bankrupt and were forced to jump off a building. She had me admitted into a mental asylum, where I was tortured to insanity. Now that I'm given a second chance in life, I no longer yearn for Abigail's love. I just want her money this time. Every time she cheats on me, I'll transfer some of her assets to my name. Abigail now has three more chances before she ends up losing everything.

In the second year of our marriage, my husband cheated on me with his first love and even had the audacity to ask me to step aside. So, I activated the system and made the two lovebirds swap bodies. Now, I couldn't wait to see if the husband burdened with a massive debt in place of his dream girl, and the dream girl waking up to a fortune overnight, could still maintain the “unbreakable love” they claimed to have.