Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar Joke

Spinoff: Kita Hanya Menikah Ini kisah tentang Airina, gadis cantik berusia 26 tahun yang mempunyai sifat urakan dan sedikit bar-bar. Suatu hari karena kesalahpahaman, ia harus mau di jodohkan dengan Alex, lelaki dingin yang selalu berbicara ketus setiap kali bertemu dengannya. Bagaimana perjalanan kisah cinta mereka? Bagaimana cara Alex mengungkap siapa dalang di balik hancurnya perusahaan milik papanya dulu? Dan bagaimana kelanjutan kisah cinta Elisa dan Roy yang penuh lika-liku? Bagaimana akhirnya lelaki itu bisa memaafkan ibunya dan mau menerima Alex sebagai saudara tiri? Simak kisah mereka selanjutnya... Happy reading teman-teman...

As soon as my husband sat at the dining table, he couldn't stop himself from talking. The humiliations of my school days had become his favorite entertainment, served up to his drinking buddies like appetizers. "Back then, she got her clothes torn off in the bathroom, beaten so badly she crawled on the ground like a dog, too terrified to make a sound. If it weren’t for my kindness—" That was it. I couldn’t take it anymore. I told him I wanted a divorce. He laughed it off, utterly unbothered. "Seriously? It’s just a joke! That was ages ago. You’re way too uptight—it’s just for a laugh, right?" For a laugh? Was I the only one with a past? Did he think he was untouchable? Maybe I should tell a few embarrassing stories about his precious childhood sweetheart. Fine. If it’s all about “fun,” I hoped his sweetheart found it equally hilarious when her turn came.

Ketika cemoohan dan hinaan menjadi santapan sehari-hari hanya karena dirinya yatim. Apakah menjadi anak yatim adalah kesalahannya? Dia juga tidak ingin seperti ini, lantas mengapa banyak orang yang menghinanya? Namanya Bella, gadis dari kalangan atas yang diusir dari keluarganya karena hidup sebagai anak yatim. Lagi-lagi, apakah menjadi anak yatim adalah kesalahannya...??

"Sialan, gadis kepala batu dan ceroboh sepertiku harus menikah dengan si angkuh dan dingin itu? Cuih." - Alea Putri Sawan. *** Namaku Alea, semua murid mengenalku sebagai anak pindahan yang memiliki rekam jejak buruk. Parahnya lagi, aku bukan murid yang pintar. Tidak memiliki teman adalah hal yang biasa bagiku. Tetapi, aku juga tidak berharap mendapatkan musuh seperti Dirgantara. Dia adalah ketua osis, dan kabarnya juga menjadi ketua geng motor. Entah bagaimana ceritanya, keluarga kami ternyata saling kenal dan mereka berencana untuk melakukan perjodohan. "Masa depanmu akan cerah jika kamu menikah dengan Dirgantara. Di umurnya yang masih 17 tahun, dia sudah belajar investasi saham, bahkan sebentar lagi dia akan memegang toko pusat material," ujar Bunda.

In the second year of our marriage, my husband cheated on me with his first love and even had the audacity to ask me to step aside. So, I activated the system and made the two lovebirds swap bodies. Now, I couldn't wait to see if the husband burdened with a massive debt in place of his dream girl, and the dream girl waking up to a fortune overnight, could still maintain the “unbreakable love” they claimed to have.

We have many perspectives on life. One thing here is about marriage. Throughout Matteo's life he believed in his vision that we should no longer marry or be married, because he had a bad experience with his own parents as well as with his other aquaintances. But, Calix is the opposite of Matteo's view. She is hundred and one percent sure that the married life is happy and genuine, also she sees and witnessed those married couples lead to their 'happily ever after'.

ini adalah cerita asli yg aku buat sendiri karena aku penggemar dari cerita cerita zombie jadi aku memutuskan untuk membuat novel nya , harusnya buat komis tapi karena buat novel lebih mudah jadi di buat novel aja * dunia sudah hancur berantakan akibat wabah zombie ini ada seorang pria bernama ardlick yg bertahan hidup*

Si Cleven Romano ay napilitang mag pakasal sa babaeng napili ng kaniyang mga magulang dahil nakasalalay dito ang kaniyang negosyo at mamanahin. Dahil sa paniniwala niyang lahat na babae ay pare pareho lang pilit niyang nilalabanan ang nararamdaman para sa kaniyang asawa. Hinusgahan niya agad ang kaniyang asawa dahil sa kaniyang nakaraan. Hindi nga niya ito sinasaktan sa pisikal na anyo ay sinasaktan niya naman sa emosyonal na paraan na pinagsisihan niya. Nag bago ang trato niya sa kaniyang asawa ng malaman niya ang nakaraan nito. Ngunit ang kaniyang pag babago ay huli na lalo na't dumating ang kaniyang dating kasintahan, dala ang kaniyang anak na tinago. Sa kagustuhang nais niyang makabawi sa kaniyang anak ay nakalimutan niya ang kaniyang asawa. Nakalimutan niyang sinusuyo niya pala ito. Dala-dala sa sinapupunan ni Gabby ang kanilang anak ay umalis itong walang paalam. Hindi man lang hinanap ni Cleven ang kaniyang asawa dahil naniniwala siyang kung sino ang umalis siya ang dapat bumalik. Galit at poot ang naramdaman niya ng malaman na hindi niya naman pala totoong anak ang sinabi ng kaniyang dating kasintahan. Paghihinayang naman dahil nasayang ang panahon niya. Hinanap niya ang kaniyang asawa at natagpuan niya naman ito. Ngunit hindi na nais bumalik ng kaniyang asawa sa kaniya kung kaya't ginamit niya ang anak nilang dalawa upang maibalik sa puder niya ang kaniyang mag-ina.

After my husband's brother died, he took Miranda, his widowed sister-in-law in. He claimed that he would give me his love—but gave all his money to her. He said that since she had no official status, being with him would make her the subject of gossip, so he took her with him and left me behind in the countryside. Every month, he wrote me three love letters, yet sent all his allowance to her. During the famine, she and her two children sat in a warm little house eating well, while my two children died before I could return from selling my blood. One froze to death, the other starved to death. Later, my husband finally came back, but he didn’t shed a single tear for the children. Instead, he told me he wanted a divorce. "Nathalie, to apply for housing, we need a marriage certificate. It hasn’t been easy for Miranda all these years. I want to give her a home. Don’t worry, even if I marry her, I’ll still divorce her afterward—because you’re the only one I love." In the end, I was devastated and threw myself into the icy river. When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day my children were about to die. This time, I shook them awake, ready to go reclaim everything that was rightfully mine.

Luna Astrid had been a faithful and dedicated partner to Alpha Jarvis and the entire Emberclaw pack. She took care of the pack when Jarvis was away. She was happy when she learned that Jarvis would be coming home. She waited, only for him to come back with a lady he claimed was his fated mate. Astrid was torn apart. Yet, Jarvis assured her that bringing another woman to the pack wouldn't change anything between them. A situation occurred, and Astrid was accused of theft. She pleaded innocent, but no one listened. She was subjected to the walk of shame, forced to walk naked in front of the entire pack. With certainty that her world had come to an end, the twisted and dark alpha of the Shadowfen pack took her in. He trained her, and she became one of the best warriors in Veridian. When tragedy struck the Emberclaw pack, Jarvis ran to the Shadowfen pack to ask for help. "How dare you ask for my help after what you let them did to me?" Astrid demanded. "I'm sorry, Astrid. I was lost and following the pack orders. You should come home." Jarvis pleaded on his knees. "I'm sorry to disappoint you. Astrid belongs to me and to the Shadowfen Pack." Soren pulled Astrid to his side, not willing to let her go. Would Astrid go back to her pack, to the man she once loved or stay with the man that had saved her?