Two Gay Nerds Fighting Novels & Stories

Oh god I’m an idiot. It didn’t help that I hadn’t had sex since I got pregnant. I was terrified of getting an STD or something, I was paranoid like that. But fuck if I wasn’t in heat right now. Ready to jump on his lap and ride him like a happy cowgirl. I got him two more shots and he downed them both as if they were air. A huge grin spread across my face as the other two guys at the end of the table were now in a full blown fight with Lukas too. They were starting to attract attention. Well, a lot of it.

Raphael hasn't stopped scratching his ears and they are already bleeding. “That is the problem, Nate. It's not a she but a he. My mate is a guy. I am gay Nate and I know you hate gay people."

Fanny frowned, as if she had heard this name before. "Fight, continue to fight. One doesn't want to have sex, and the other wants to. Then let's see who is more powerful." On one side, seeing the two people stop, the pangolin couldn't help but add fuel to the fire. The two of them immediately glared at this guy.

I ask, jerking my chin toward Echo. They look at each other, then at me in perfect unison. “Oh come on, no fucking way!” I protest. “I am not putting my ass on the line. If he hits me, I’m out of work for a week, just so you’re aware.” The guys burst out laughing, but I’m dead serious. “You’re gay,” Ghost says, patting my shoulder like that solves everything. “You seeing those flyers? He won’t care. Us? We’re getting beaten. Good luck.”

I wouldn't have been surprised if there was a bet going on me having sex with another guy. Anthony, Tim, and I had several conversations about the benefits of gay sex over straight sex, which was always hilarious to all of us because I had never had gay sex while they had never had sex with a woman. So the benefits of either usually boiled down to us making fun of the other as crudely as possible. We had gone on for quite a while trying to one-up each other with crude, lewd, and usually cliched remarks about gay vs straight. Going back and forth between us was usually one of my favorite things about working with these two.

I stomped my feet on the ground in anger. " Those jerks tricked me," I said to myself angrily. I was turning back out of the room when I heard some noises coming in the room. I opened my ears a bit more to hear the sounds properly. My eyes were nearly bulging out of my socket by looking at the scenario in front of my eyes. A girl and boy were making out in the storeroom of the university. They were clinging to each other and behaving like they were deprived of the hunger of desires over a long time.

Jack asked. "His boyfriend." Noah sang and Jack and Herry laughed. "You have a boyfriend, faggot?" Jack smirked. "N-no." I said and turn my head away from them. "What about that football player you were talking to in English?" Herry asked. I didn't even know he was in my English class I was too into Jace and too shy to even look at anyone. "Oh um...Jace is it? Yeah he's gay too, but he's way out of your league even if you both are fags." They all laugh and I squeeze my eyes shut.

The one in the corner making out with two different men at once looked like he’d peaked in high school and never moved on. The tall blond grinding on the couch? His moans sounded fake, like he was auditioning for a bad OnlyFans. The short guy with the nipple rings kept flexing every time someone glanced his way overcompensating much? I snorted into my drink. These men acted like they invented gay sex, yet half of them couldn’t even dance without looking like they were having a seizure.

commented the third gay, What?! Date? Performance level? Pregnancy? What?! are you kidding me?!" I asked them ."Hahahahahaha!"The 3 idiots just laughed >< "Of course! Of course! Why would your husband fix you up like that without a date and a hot romance right!?" answered the gay while grinning. "Exactly! That's why we'll gotta go!" they said in chorus and they winked at me at the same time and then turned away. -___-

The sooner I complete my mission, the sooner I can go back to my family. I couldn't help but snort at the obvious tension between them as they dragged me. They looked so awkward and even I couldn't get the vision of them making out and palming each other not long ago. "It's completely normal, you know. I am gay as well so no judgement here. To be honest, that was kind of hot. Two barbaric men pleasuring each other like it's the end of the world." I teased them as we walked along the other humans.