How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“Okay, but I think you’re forgetting one minor detail. Fight Club wasn’t a documentary. It’s just a story. Maybe that’s how things should be, but they’re not. And I’m not whatever you think I am. No one’s going to follow me into battle or rally around me as I save the world.”
“I will.”
Not really much you can say to that. Especially when the person then climbs on top of you, naked.
“Would you mind not doing that, please?” said Noreen.
We jumped apart and turned towards Noreen, who was standing over us, glaring disapprovingly.
“We weren’t going to do anything,” said Jenny. “And we don’t make much noise, anyway.” Kind of contradictory.
“It’s not the noise that upsets the children, it’s the sme