Uncle Iroh Quotes Funny

MATURED CONTENT: RATED SSPG “Tito Janus, sandali…” napapadaing na pagpigil ko kay Tito Janus ng maramdaman ko ang kanyang kamay sa loob ng panty ko. Ngunit patuloy lang siya sa paglalaro. Hindi sa hindi ko nagugustuhan, pero may hindi tama. At talagang hindi tama. Kapatid siya ng ina na aking nakagisnan. Kaya pamangkin niya ako kung maituturing. Pero heto ako, at nalulong sa mga haplos niya sa akin. Nadadala ako sa paghalik niya sa akin. At hinahayaan siyang gawin ang gusto niya sa katawan ko. Pero hanggang kailan ako magtatago sa ilalim ng kumot na kasama si Tito Janus, kung kailan mahuli na kami ng kanyang kapatid at ng aking ama na may milagro ng nangyayari sa aming dalawa? O magpapatuloy lamang kami kahit alam naming dalawa na hindi talaga tama ang aming ginagawa.

Isang kasal na nagsimula sa isang kasunduan… pero paano kung ang puso ay hindi marunong sumunod sa kontrata? *** Nang matuklasan ni Belle ang pagtataksil ng kanyang kasintahan, hindi niya inasahang ang lalaking mag-aalok ng kasal sa kanya ay walang iba kung 'di ang misteryosong billionaire na tiyuhin nito—Damian Villareal. Isang pormal na kasunduan, isang papel na kasal—iyon lang dapat ang namamagitan sa kanila. Ngunit habang lumilipas ang mga araw, unti-unting nagkakaroon ng kahulugan ang kanilang pagsasama. Sa likod ng malamig na maskara ni Damian, natuklasan ni Belle ang lalaking may malalim na sugat sa puso. Sa kabila ng kanyang sariling pangamba, hindi niya napigilang mahulog sa isang lalaking hindi naman dapat mahalin. Ngunit paano kung ang nararamdaman nila ay hindi na kayang itago ng kahit anong pirma sa papel? Sa larong ito ng kapalaran, sino ang tunay na panalo—ang puso o ang kontrata?

Christabel Killian is ditched by her boyfriend, Joan, and to kill off the pain of this heartbreak, Christabel goes to the bar and drinks herself to stupor. In her drunk state, she has a one night stand with an unknown man whom she couldn't identify. Later on, Christabel is offered a contract marriage proposal by Andre, who is actually the man she had a one night stand with. The offer is tempting and Christabel accepts. What would happen when Christabel finds out that Andre is the uncle of her ex-boyfriend? With Joan making a decision to split the couple, what would happen here? What would Christabel do when she begins to fall in love with Andre? With more enemies arising, can they survive? Can their relationship stand? Or will it fall?

Olivia, heartbroken by a cruel rejection, finds herself at the mercy of a mysterious man with an even more mysterious offer. She was sold and bought by this man whose life hangs in a balance. His only hope for survival lies in the hands of his unlikely savior - Olivia herself. The catch? She must marry him for six months, in exchange for her freedom. But when love blossoms between the two, dark forces conspire to tear them apart. Can their love survive the challenges that threaten to destroy them?

She forced Theo Alcaraz to marry her, but later found herself tempted by another Alcaraz. ***** Malandi at mang-aagaw. Iyon ang tingin ng lahat kay Luna Amaris Pedrigal. Nagkagusto siya kay Theo Alcaraz, ang boyfriend ng pinsan niya at anak ng mayamang pamilya sa kanilang bayan. May nangyari sa kanila ni Theo at nabuntis siya, ngunit tinatanggi nito na ito ang nakabuntis sa kaniya. Sa huli, wala na rin itong nagawa kundi ang pakasalan siya. Pinilit ni Luna na maging mabuting asawa kay Theo sa kabila ng malamig nitong pagtratosa kaniya. Kahit na palaging pinamumukha nito sa kaniya na hindi siya nito mahal at ang batang nasa sinapupunan niya lamang ang dahilan kung bakit sila nagpakasal. Ngunit isang aksidente ang naganap at nawala ang nag-iisang batang nag-uugnay sa kanilang mag-asawa. Dahil sa nangyari ay mas lalong nawalan ng pakialam si Theo kay Luna. Hanggang sa muli bumalik ang dating girlfriend ni Theo na si Candice upang bawiin daw umano ang lalaki. Pero kasabay noon ay dumating sa buhay nila ang gwapo at makisig na si Atticus Alcaraz, ang illegitimate son ng Lolo ni Theo. Sa pagdating nina Candice at Atticus, mas lalong gugulo ang buhay nilang mag-asawa. Hindi inaasahan ni Luna na magkakaroon ng interes sa kanya ang lalaki. Kaya ba niyang iwasan ang tuksong dala ni Atticus upang hindi magkasala sa asawa? O magpapadala siya sa init ng mga haplos at yakap nito? Sino nga ba ang pipiliin ni Luna? Si Theo na asawa niya o si Atticus na handang gawin ang lahat, makuha lang siya?

“What! The groom has changed!” The crowd started murmuring, as they looked at the couple walking down the aisle. ‘The groom should be changed, if needed’ I mulled in my head as I walked down the aisle with my Ex's uncle. *********** Michelle prepared for her upcoming wedding, she was happy to leave the bondage of her family, and she wanted to get married to the man she loved, but her hope of survival was a trap. She caught her husband-to-be cheating on her with her stepsister the night before her wedding, but she refused to stop the wedding. She made a contract to marry his fiance's uncle, and changed the groom on the wedding morning. But Michelle has no idea about the contract clauses, neither did she about the man she signed the contract with. Did you think Michelle can survive in the same household?

My world ended when my mate’s brother died. Caspian, Alpha of the Shadowmoon Pack, took in the widow, Vivian. He said it was his duty to provide for both households. He sent her son to the elite Lunaris Academy. He sent my son to the toxic Grey Zone, called it "building resilience." He gifted her the Blackwood Manor, bought her armored vehicles. He called me wasteful. He said my child was a burden. He threw us into the Omega slums. My son died fighting for a moldy crust of silver-tainted bread. I died soon after. My skull was cracked open in a dark alley for a few coins. As my spirit faded, I finally saw the truth. Every step of our ruin was her design. I woke up gasping, back in my old bed at the Shadowmoon Packhouse. The moon was high. Tomorrow was my Binding Ceremony to Caspian. This time, I knew what to do.

Raya is stunned to know that she is not the biological daughter of her parents only to be kicked out and to be mocked by the world. Upon finding out that she belongs to a wealthy family, she is said to be the only girl in the family. Her brothers and father spoil her until her uncle sets his eyes on her. Her life turns upside down when she finds herself in his bed after a drunken night only for him to be obsessed with her.

Isabella Thompson thought losing her unborn child was the worst heartbreak she’d ever endure—until she learned the truth. Her husband, Marcus, never wanted that baby to live. He made sure of it. Once the perfect trophy wife, Isabella’s world shatters when she realizes her marriage was built on lies and control. Now, there’s only one thing left to live for—revenge. To destroy Marcus, she turns to Donatello Konstantin—his uncle, a man even more dangerous than him. Their deal is meant to be business, a shared vendetta. But in Donatello’s arms, Isabella finds something she never expected—desire that consumes and a connection she can’t fight. When Donatello discovers her true motive—and Marcus uncovers their affair—Isabella becomes trapped between two ruthless men: one she once loved, and one she’s beginning to. Can Isabella finish the revenge that began in blood? Or will love turn her vengeance into her undoing?

Tatlong taon nang ibinuhos ni Arielle Fuentes ang sarili niya sa asawa niyang si Lucian Davenhart — isang malamig at walang pusong lalaki. Akala niya, sapat ang pagmamahal niya para matutunang mahalin din siya nito. Pero nang malaman niyang may sakit siya, mas matindi pa ang natuklasan niyang katotohanan, hindi siya kailanman ang pinili ni Lucian. Isa lang talaga siyang kapalit ng babaeng minsang iniwan ito, at ngayo’y bumalik na. Nang humiling siya ng diborsyo, doon lang nagsimulang ipaglaban ni Lucian ang isang relasyon na matagal nang wala. At sa gitna ng gulong ’yon, dumating si Magnus Davenhart—ang makapangyarihang tiyuhin ni Lucian na may sariling mga lihim. Ngayon, si Arielle ay naipit sa pagitan ng dalawang lalaking parehong mapanganib. Makakawala ba siya sa pag-ibig na hindi kailanman kanya? O tuluyan na siyang malulunod sa pagitan ng dalawa.