Uncle Iroh Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“I think it is really fucking stupid of you to go attack packs of rogues without knowing if they are the ones causing the problems. That makes you the assholes and I don't go to battle with assholes. Good day, gentlemen. Have fun looking like fucktards.” With that, the alpha walks off the screen and the slam of the door follows merely seconds later. After that, the remaining men, all in their fifties, sixties, and maybe even older continue with their discussion. My father, not even sticking around to listen or without so much as a goodbye cuts the feed and hangs up the call. “Well, that was about as productive as three mares and a gelding in the same pasture.” Says my uncle Jack and I look a

What else a person can crave for. As soon as I took my medicines, I visited them. They are as funny as tom and Jerry. Uncle was searching for some sweets, without being caught from aunty , I was trying hard to control my laughter. They are the most hilarious couple of the world, no one can be more hilarious then them. I was observing all this when uncle found a sweet on the lower shelf and as soon as aunty saw this, she immediately grabbed uncle's ears. " ahhh, mah lady it hurts".

Else I will just punch this idiot. "My idiot bestie, if the terrorists had to attack,they wouldn't wait for you to open the door or for your ridiculous interrogation. So,it will be highly appreciated if you stop annoying us with this stupidity." I say. Uncle and aunty start laughing, hearing what I said. Lai twists her lips and snorts. "Thank goodness,you said that to her. She interrogated uncle too by asking him some stupid password. " Aunty says. I nod my head in disappointment.

Uncle spoke up rudely. "Actually, Uncle I want to teach some orphans at the park. Uncle it is very near from our home and I will come back before evening " I told him politely... But Aunty and Maya started laughing and Uncle spoke up irritatingly, " Why you always want to do worthless and meaningless work? Don't you have any common sense?" Uncle shouted at me... "And if we allow you, then who will do the work at home?? Me!!! or Maya??? " Aunty shouted at me too...

I managed to divert the attention as laughter erupted in the room. “You’re still a little shit, I see,” my uncle speaks up, laughing. “Oh hey, it’s shitty uncle,” I said smirking when he grimaced at that. Looking back at everyone, I see all familiar eyes on me. “Okay,” I said walking around my mother. “More hugs it is then,” they laughed at that.

That's my niece", my uncle joked, and I felt embarrassed. "Uncle, stop that!" I exclaimed. Uncle teased, "HA HA HA I see so you still feel embarrassed when I say that, huh?" I replied to my uncle, "Of course I do, I'm not a child anymore, you know." "Okay, okay, I'll finish this call now so you don't miss school," uncle Lucas remarked. "Okay then, bye Uncle Lucas," I replied. Uncle remarked, "Goodbye Len Len," and for the second time, I felt ashamed since I disliked that nickname. I can also hear Uncle's coworkers laughing.

He stood up straight and glared at me. “You think that’s funny? If I get bald, you’ll have to compensate me on behalf of your daughter!” “Only your hair will disappear, don’t stress too much!” Suddenly, mom shouted from afar, calling him. He immediately ran towards her to help her. “Why do you like your uncle’s hair so much, huh Via?” My little girl just laughed innocently, which also made me laugh. “Bitch!” I turned around and saw Irene walking towards me. “You turned around so you admit that you’re a bitch?”

,”arrrrgghhh uncle you don’t have to shout like that “ Shouting he’s always shouting he shouts when he watches a football game, shouts when he doesn’t need to be heard But nobody dares to tell him he’s shouting because then he’d shout even more just to show you he hasn’t been shouting since. My uncle is a huge guy well over 6.5” (is this why the ladies love him?) he’s has deep hazel eyes and a manly regal face in other words he’s a brown skinned chuck Norris , it will be a waste of words to describe how toned his muscles are so I won’t go there but Ah! I’ve forgotten how much of a Chef my uncle is, he’s so extra when it comes to the kitchen ( yeah this is definitely why the ladies love him

said his first uncle with an angry tone . " I suggest you adjust your tone before speaking to me ! " said Justin . " I am your elder , your first uncle ! You have to speak politely to me ! " said the first uncle with an angry tone . " Our children will do the labor work and manage to clean the house from the trashes ?! They'll be cleaners ?! Justin ?! " said the second uncle with a shocked expression .

God, he'd been such a fool! "There's a gate!" His uncle said again once they were inside his suite. Mark tried and failed to hide the chuckle that rose in his throat. Solana had used those exact words, too. "What's funny?" The older man asked. "Wanna know how many times you've said that in the last five minutes?" "Wanna know how many times you still haven't told me why there's a gate?" His uncle retorted. "Why do I need to explain that to you?" Mark asked.