Uncle Iroh Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“It was serious, very serious, you need to give your sweetheart a real massage” We all laughed, but uncle could only manage a smile. They went inside when the water was boiled to give him a massage. I was in the kitchen laughing, I was laughing so much that the children joined me in laughter. They thought I was just mocking their parents but they never knew. Oh! They would have been too disappointed to know about his beastly character.

Thank Goddess too! That asshole wouldn't quit complaining!" He said and I chuckled. My chuckle became a bigger laugh as I picture my uncle Marcus carrying my even bigger uncle was funny. I can almost hear my uncle bitching and complaining the whole way home until he passed out. Marcus raised an eyebrow at me as I was bent over laughing. "I'm sorry, but that's some funny shit! Goddess I can totally picture it! Man, I bet you were so relieved when he passed out!" "Oh shit fluff ball, I was more than relieved!"

"That's a long time! " "Language, kid. Did staying at the River Moon pack turn you into a dog?" Uncle Ivan regarded the rouges as dogs. He considered them as bad example. I restrained myself from laughing out loud as I clamped a hand over my mouth. My uncle could be funny when he wanted to. And he was a bloody good joker and at the same time, the wise man everyone regarded him as.

The whole table erupted in laughter again, and I couldn't help but smile despite myself. Saint looked like he didn't know where to look, and shifted uncomfortably in his seat because of his Papa's comment. "I did not need to hear that, pops." "Didn't know my son was so gay that he can't take a joke!" chuckled Uncle Roberto. Uncle Roberto was convinced that anything remotely girly was gay, even if it was just a sprinkle-covered ice cream cone or getting offended at his lame and sexist jokes. Weird uncle. Aunt Maria, his wife, shot him a look with her cold, blue eyes. "You're not funny, Rob."

"Has anyone seen Veruse?" Kanna detached herself from Erys and practically clung onto one of Len's legs. "UNCLE LEN!" At that point, I fell laughing. I don't think anyone had ever addressed Len like that before and it was just hilarious. His baffled expression just made it even better. I was rolling around holding my sides. "Your face, Len!" "I'm not even an uncle?" "Would you rather I call you a really, really, REALLY old grandpa?" I could see the momentary debate in his head. Len smirked. "Touche."

" You mean something dangerous like you , Well if it's not as dangerous as you are then I don't think I have to be scared because I already seem enough . " Hahaha why did you say so " " Don't ask me that uncle ,I have seen you kill ten men in a blink of an eye just like a beast so tell me what could be more scary than that " " Come on Randy you know your uncle is not a beast " " Yeah yeah uncle I might be little but Am not a fool " I was shocked by his words , So I decided to change the topic quickly . " Tell me what are you doing out here " ' Uncle you have asked me that question before ,but since you want to know , Am thirsty and I decided to get water to drink "

“And Ella, remember that drink they called ‘Firewater’? You looked ready to breathe actual flames!” Ella doubles over laughing, clutching her stomach. “Oh my god, don’t remind me! I don’t know what they put in that stuff, but I thought I was going to turn into a dragon!” Dad, never one to miss a chance to tease, glances at Uncle Evans with a smirk. “And how about our resident surfing champ here?” He points at Evans, who shakes his head with a groan, but he’s grinning, too. “I still can’t believe you let me talk you into hitting those waves!”

"And who is this mean-looking person?... You don't look that mean." "Am I supposed to look mean?" I ask with a raised brow "Yes... My Uncle Andrea told me you look mean like that man..." He glances at Ivar again. "He told me if I don't behave myself, you will rip my head off my neck and turn my skull into a cup for drinking Kool-Aid." The people around us gasped with shock at the horrific words Andrea told his niece. "But that's disgusting! I would never do that!" I reply. Trying to stop myself from bursting out in laughter

"The man has been doing this for years. If he was going to keel over for real, it would have happened by now." Just then, Uncle Matthew groaned dramatically as he pulled himself to his feet. "You kids have no respect for your elders," he muttered, brushing himself off. "Respect comes when you stop faking your own death, Uncle," Zazu shot back, rolling her eyes. She turned to Owen with a smirk. "This is just another Tuesday for us." Owen ran a hand over his face, still trying to wrap his mind around the whole thing. "You people are nuts."

"But... you do look amazing." Then he fake-choked dramatically. "Damn you.....thief" I muttered, smiling despite myself. “Learn to let things go,” Liam said with a grin. “You’ll live longer and probably end up half as good-looking as me.” I couldn’t help the chuckle that slipped out. “I don’t even want to understand that story,” Uncle muttered, shaking his head. Then his phone buzzed. He glanced down and tucked it back into his pocket. “Come on, your dad just texted. They’re waiting for you.”