Very Punny Novels & Stories

Danielle's run for her life caused the deaths of the two important women in Lucas' life, Ruth, his sister and Jane, his fiancee. From the very first time they met, Danielle knew that she could no longer redeem herself in the eyes of Lucas. Faking memory loss and temporarily named Dana, she never thought to find refuge in the families who lost loved ones because of her. No one blamed her nor hated her but the man who wanted nothing but blood as revenge. Dana's life for the lives she had taken away from him. But there's a fine line between love and hate. Lucas was very sure that he hated every bit of Dana's existence. But when Dana's past caught up and threatened her life, Lucas found himself protecting the woman he vowed to kill with his bare hands. Then suddenly, Lucas was no longer certain of his feelings towards Dana.

What happens when you find yourself, a nerd and a plain Jane in every sense of the word, interested in The Badboy, who also happens to be your stepbrother? Jane's life turned upside down when her mother announced her marriage to her new stepfather who is the father of whom she can only describe as the devil's incarnate in the body of a very hot teenager. Her life was made a living hell by him. It however didn't take long before he started to fall her. And he fell hard. It was too late however, because she was in love with someone else, and his first love come back too and it looks like he can't do anything about it. What would happen to the feelings he has for her then? Will anything happen between them? This forbidden romance? It seems very unlikely, but even more impossible things have happened.

Kakeru is a 23-year-old who has been living with his older brother's family for a few years now. His daily life oscillates between work and a very warm home where he is so well-taken care of that he has been spoilt. Moreover, his three-year-old niece is rambunctious and expressive enough that he is kept forever entertained and feels needed. The household is always lively and welcoming, which Kakeru attributes to being the reason for his prolonged stay and for his older brother's best friend Hiromitsu's regular visits. "We were two stray souls who had been taken in by this loving young family." However, he feels that it is time to move into a place of his own because he is now an "adult". Nevertheless, life is as perfect as he would have wanted it to be- all up till certain incidents leave him questioning the very ideal home and relationships he had let himself believe in.

Dear Diary, I laid with my mother's husband. And... I want it again. I knew it was wrong. I knew he is the one man who should be off-limits, but I couldn't stop. Now, my secrets are all right here in these pages. This book is a collection of the darkest stories ever told. It is a diary filled with things that should never happen. It shows what happens When stepfathers can't resist the girl their wives call daughter, when father-in-laws fall for their daughter-in-laws, and when a father’s best friend looks at a girl he should be protecting with nothing but hunger. These are stories about men who cross the line. They are about DADDIES and DAUGHTERS who forget the rules and give in to what they want. Be warned: This book is not for everyone. The heat is very high, and the stories are very dark. If you are looking for something sweet, PUT THIS DOWN. But if you want to see what happens when the most unpleasant lines are finally broken, keep reading.

The city of kerkstraat was once very peaceful, a place were humans, vampires and werewolves coexisted peacefully, then the grand elder of the vampires; Lanthe became greedy. The whole city was then rampage by vampires, half of the population of humans race were turned into blood sucking beast, only the true Alpha and his mate will stop him.

It's funny though to think her one night stand would lead to her joy, her very existence, her son! Being duped by her groom at the altar, is all it takes for Mikaella Sandoval to sacrifice her virginity to a complete stranger who swoops in at the right time leading to a son that binds them

Maisy Quinn does not expect a singular act of kindness to put her in the battlefront with a shifter prince. One with secrets that could end her very life. In a week, She becomes his wife. Leaving her at the mercy of a scorned woman, a vengeful cousin, and a chimera taking a liking to her latent abilities. Will Maisy survive?

Grace discovers that she is the mate to Alpha Logan, but he already has a girlfriend, Josephine. It happens that the same Josephine is the mate to another Alpha, Alpha Samuel. It's definitely very complicated . Alpha Samuel convinces Grace to move in with him, but Alpha Logan still wants her. A war is looming as the two Alphas fight for her

Mia and Ethan are best friends. When they start to feel the mate bond at a very young age their parents intervened confusing them. Right before their 18th birthday they meet again. But outside forces threaten to break their bond again. Will the two mates finally get their happily ever after or was their relationship just never meant to be.

On the third month after our breakup, my ex-boyfriend, Julius Rowe, pins me onto the bed and ravages me tirelessly. But the thing is, he used to be very gentle with me when it came to bedroom matters. Scared out of my wits, I try to flee from him. "Stop it! You weren't like this before!"