Very Very Funny Jokes

Dahil sa isang aksidente ay nagbukas ang third eye ni Quinn Belle at sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, nakita niya ang lihim sa likod ng luma at nakakatakot na itsyura ng old Diplomat hotel na pinangangalagaan ng isang masungit but charming na si Florence. Sa pagkakataong ito ay binigyan ng misyon si Quinn kasama si Grim reaper na kamukhang-kamukha ni Florence, upang hanapin ang mga lost soul upang maihatid na sila sa liwanag. Sa kanilang pagsasama na puro bangayan ay may isang pangyayari sa nakaraan ang mauungkat at may kinalaman ito sa matagal na pananatili ni Florence sa lupa. Hanggang saan nga ba ang tapang ni Quinn para harapin ang mga nakakatakot at med'yo pasaway na mga multo? Maari nga bang muling tumibok ang pusong matagal ng patay?

| R-18+ CONTENT | COMPLETED Arabella was an orphan. Sanay siyang mag-isa sa buhay lalo na at wala naman talagang nagtatagal sa kanya. Due to loneliness, she copes by reading stories; stories away from her painful reality. Kaya naman nang nagbukas ang kanyang mata at malaman na totoo ang transmigration sa mga libro ay halos magdiwang ito - lalo na at nangyari sa kanya! She transmigrated in her favorite BL book! But all of the rush excitement went down when she realized her situation. How will she survive in this world where she's the only girl to exist?

Sabi nila makikilala mo ang mga tunay mong kaibigan sa oras nang gapitan. Ito ang tumatak sa isip ni Drake. That night when everything in his world crumble. Napagtanto niya kung sino lang ang tunay na nagmamahal sa kanya at sa pamilya niya. In a single night he lost almost everything. His father died, his mother went ill. And his fiancée left him. Bukod sa Nawala ang yaman at karangyaan sa kanila. Kahit mga kaibigan nang pamilya nila tinalikuran siya. He is lost and in rage. He hates the entire world and curse the world. Then he meets Leandro Montefuego the very man who's responsible for his family's downfall. What's worse is he was asked to marry his grandchild and heiress to his wealth. She has nothing to do with his anger. But he is determined to take his revenge one way or another.

The Revenge of Rebirth Ex-Wife (R18) At the age of twenty-six, Renata Sumatra married her longtime boyfriend Abaddon La Valle, thirty-four year old-an doctor of surgeon. Renata is a successor of cosmetic company. She is good in her job, a smart and very humble. Meanwhile, Abaddon is a very busy person because of his job-to save other people's lives. A week after their wedding, Renata gets into an car accident and dies. Renata resurrection, but she now has a different appearance. Renata's discover they've come back to life in new bodies. Avil Velasco is Renata's close friend and diagnose with kidney cancer now possesses a common appearance, but it's Renata's spirit and because of Avil apperance, they don't recognize her. Renata worked as a attorney-Avil's present work. Because of her mysterious resurrection in Avil's appearance, the accident that happened to her is known to be planned and because of that, when she comes back to life she will find out who is behind the planning of her death and she met her ninong Atlas, and begin to work with him at law firm.

Naomi knew it was wrong to spend the night with a stranger in another city. But something told her she could trust him. She ended up having a passionate one night stand with him only to discover he lied about his identity and status....

Anita Diane Marrero believed that she was not someone to be proud of. She was always alone, seeking love and attention. Since she was a child, no one wants to be with her. Her baker father died and her mother decided to work in a small-time club as a prostitute again. It was Jacob Konstantin Avacena who made her believe that she's a gem. He protected her and was with her upon her mother's request. It turns out, Jaco is not her ideal knight. He's a two-faced elite who's very mysterious and cunning. Her young heart was crushed into pieces after learning that he married her only friend, which she thought his cousin. The rise of betrayals led them apart from each other. the hatred in her heart ruled for years, that no matter what he does, no matter what he say, no matter if he's back again, she will loath will forever.

Noah's Pov: "Ready ka na, iho?" tanong sa'kin ni mama nang makababa ako sa hagdanan ng bahay namin. "Uh..huh!" sagot ko agad. Isasama niya daw ako sa party ng kaibigan niya at ipapakilala ako sa mga kaibigan nito na matagal niya nang gustong gawin. Bihira lang kasi ako dito sa Pilipinas. Madalas ay pinagbabakasyon lang ako ni papa kaya ako narito sa Pilipinas. Kadarating pa lang namin sa party when i saw this girl, she had a very adorable and innocent look. I was only ten pero pakiramdam ko ay bumilis ang tibok ng puso ko pagkakita ko pa lamang sa kan'ya. "Karina Villafuerte," tawag ng isang batang babaeng nagbeso sa kan'ya. She had a distinctive and unique appearance even at a young age with her genuine smile and a playfull expression, which i found endearing. She's wearing a white long gown with a big ribbon on the back of her gown. She's like a princess with that flower crown on her hair. Nagpatiim-bagang ako nang makitang ngumiti siya sa batang lalakeng lumapit sa kan'ya. Tss! mas gwapo ako d'yan! I was about to walk away nang makaisip ng paraan para mapansin niya ako. Mabilis akong naglakad papunta sa likod niya. Patay malisya kong inapakan ang nakalaylay niyang gown na ikinalingon niya bigla. Damn! Did i hear a ripping sound? Lagot na! ang balak ko lang ay apakan ang gown niya para mapansin niya ako. Pero hindi ko gustong mapunit iyon. "Oh my God! What did you do?" halos mamutla ako sa tanong niya. Oh, great! You really did a great job! You've got her attention: now what? Akala ko ay hahampasin ako nito ngunit bigla na lang itong naupo sa harap ko at tahimik na umiyak.

Mula sa mayamang angkan si Gladyz siya na ang namamahala sa mga kompanyang naitatag ng kanyang ama. Nag-iisang anak at nakukuha nyang lahat ng gusto sa isang senyas lang ng kanyang daliri. Pero hindi lahat ng pagkakataon ay umaayon sa kanya lalong-lalo na pagdating sa pag-ibig. Minsan na siyang nasaktan sa una nyang relasyon minahal nya ng husto si Jake pero nagawa siya nitong lokohin at ipagpalit sa ibang babae. Hindi nya alam kung paano magtiwala ulit sa isang lalake dahil tingin nya lahat ng lalake ay manloloko. Ayaw na nyang sumugal at magtiwalang muli sa mga lalake dahil sa sakit na kanyang naranasan. Pero nagbago ang lahat ng makilala nya si Adrian isang simpleng tao, gwapo, magino pero medyo bastos..Nagtatrabaho ito sa kanya bilang isang assistant.

Rubie Jane Estrada is a simple but very beautiful woman. Before his father died he revealed the truth about Rubie's mother. Rubie decided to go to the city and find her mother, while Rubie was traveling she met Kester Tacuel who helped her. At Rubie's workplace she met Daryl Hermosa who became friends and eventually fell in love with each other. Rubie met his grandfather and his mother, his grandfather welcomed him and let him live in his mansion. Rubie's grandfather discovered the relationship between Rubie and Daryl, so he forced Rubie to divorce Daryl and marry the granddaughter of his friend Kester Tacuel. Rubie's Grandfather succeeds in getting Kester and Rubie married. Who will Rubie stay with? What if he learns a big secret that will change his life. Will Rubie love her husband?

Jared Mikholai Montero was bound to be a successor, an heir to their family's real estate business. Yet, he chose a different path and lived a pure, sinless, and humble life to become a priest. His dream was absolute. He was sure he was born for this purpose. And finally, after ten years inside the seminary, he will be ordained. But what if the potent, lethal, young, spoiled brat and hard to resist temptress Adrienna Gatchalian showed up naked before his ordination? Will Mikho turn away from his calling in exchange for a very tempting sin? I do not own the photo. Credits to the rightful owner.