Weird Random Things To Say Novels & Stories

She smiled. “It’s better.” I laughed softly. “You know what the crazy part is?” “What?” “For weeks I kept thinking something would go wrong.” “And?” I shrugged. “Something always goes wrong.” Lila looked toward the ceiling dramatically. “Please don’t say that out loud.” “Why?” “Because the universe listens.” I snorted. “You’ve become surprisingly superstitious.” “I’ve been friends with you long enough.” She pointed toward the floral arrangements. “Remember the welcome brunch when somebody accidentally ordered three hundred carnations instead of thirty?”

I need to keep my positive energy flowing, I don't need any negative energy now. Despite trying not to say anything, I found myself saying, "Fuck you." Before I turned around to leave, I can't believe someone would play such a dumb joke on me, this is annoying and unfair, well, it was a good way to stretch my legs and walk off my anxiousness...It all happened for the best. Just as I was about to take a step, I heard someone say, "Wendy." And due to the familiarity of the voice, I quickly turned to look at the person,

' It won't take you more than a minute to greet him", my subconscious said. I grimaced at how nervous I am right now. I don't know why I'm this nervous. I was worried about him like a minute ago but I suddenly feel somehow at just saying a 'Get well soon greeting' to him. 'Ethan. How are you feeling?. I hope you get well soon before our next exam in two days, I practiced on my head. That sounds so ridiculous. Total nonsense right? The girls would laugh at me surely on bringing an examination into such a 'Get well soon conversation''. I tried to practice the other few lines to say but I only got dissatisfied at how pathetic my choice of words was.

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

But we’re in the 21st century yow so, perhaps tying a camera in it would work much better these days. Ever experienced suddenly thought about a great idea and without knowing you just said something out loud and everyone around froze to look at you——oops! So awkward. Sometimes I wish everybody could think what I am thinking but it would be embarrassing if I’d think about pooing whenever a fart all of the sudden just comes out.

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

About 90% of the time no one is paying attention as I am saying this stuff, but that 10% of the time, it's just magic and someone will just laugh out loud. So I continue: "I do blah programming in whatever..." and say some stuff like that and then I usually say something like, "As for my personal information, I'm a Libra, and my turn-offs are mean people and smoking and my turn-ons are long walks on the beach, the laughter of children, and the warm smell of colitis rising up through the air" or whatever neural firings happen to be activated at that particular nanosecond. What is interesting is that everyone after me has to try to outdo me. It breaks the ice, so mission accomplished as far as

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Mimicking the last part as a lyric song by Melanie Martinez. “And mind you while you still have it, take good care of it." I grab my things and walk out that's the nicest response I could have uttered. I'm not the nicest person you'll wish to encounter on this warm surface of the earth small talks bore me, I crave depth from a person who wants to start a conversation with me. I don't like sharing my personal space with anybody, I even hate the sounds of gas exchange in people's lungs. I am this weird anti-interaction to breathing entity.