Wasn't I Supposed to Be Everyone's Favorite?
My sister, Emily Statham, "accidentally" spills a pot of scalding Cajun gumbo onto my leg. I'm in so much pain that I roll around on the floor, but she cries harder than I do.
Mom hugs and comforts her. "It's okay, it's okay. Your sister's tough."
My fiance, Elliott Gray, glances over at me and says, "Just rinse it with some cold water. Stop embarrassing yourself."
Comments in gold float past my eyes.
[Emily just loves her sister so much that she got overexcited!]
[And the mother just has a sharp tongue. Deep down, she's actually devastated!]
[The male lead is just weird that way. He cares, but he's too shy to show it in public!]
I look down at the blisters already forming on my leg. For the first time, I wonder if it's not the commenters who are blind. Maybe I am.