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******************** | Hollis| Long after all the other patrons had left Chelsea’s, Whitney and Hollis were still hanging out in their back booth laughing at Facebook memes and drawing silly cartoons on Whitney’s sketch pad. “Told you I can’t draw. Look at that!” Hollis smirked, putting the finishing touch on her bloated stick figure; A little black cap. Whitney craned her head to add a full head of flowing blonde hair with her sunburst yellow Prisma colored pencil. The bartender admired the light, graceful sweeping motions she made against the paper. “Now she looks like you.” “Gee, thanks. So I’m a fat lesbian with terrible fashion taste, huh?” Hollis’ distorted facial expression made the o

Oliver: I would deal with it if I got to lick you. Sidney grinned again and felt herself blushing in the glow of her laptop screen. As she typed with Oliver, she continued to scroll through comments—a blend of generic hot comments, menstruation jokes, and clickbait advertising. She tallied the reactions in her head. This picture had already attracted more attention than their previous photo. She shared some random horror memes, retweeted from her favorite followers, and commented on horror groups in Facebook. She marched through her evening routine. As she processed the comments and emails from her website, another conversation notification rang.

Caption: “Pregnant fertility goddess takes the throne and rebrands the empire. We are not worthy.” Memes explode almost instantly: Theo’s face photoshopped onto a burning building: “When your ex rebrands your entire life out of existence.” A simple image of the rose logo with text overlay: “When she says ‘keep my name out your mouth’ and then puts hers on EVERYTHING.” Another one: the old blue W logo crumbling like dust, the white rose blooming in its place: “Character development: from Whitford to Harper-Kane.” The comments are a chaotic mix of awe, thirst, support, and pure glee:

There were several memes on her with hilarious comments from many students, they didn't even care about her being the sole heiress and Queen of the campus. One said: 'When your crush denies you in public.' They put her funny looking half plastered smiling face below_the look she had on when the idols were leaving. Okay, this did it. I fell on the floor laughing hysterically with Lia as I hit my hands repeatedly on the floor.

Next time nips. I thought of making you breakfast to make things look presentable. Don't puke, I'm good at cooking. After all you know, men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage and a little of milk, they can fill girls tummies for my nine months. ;) I know, I know. You have already read this meme on F******k. P.s. Don't worry. I didn't leave you alone at home to go out and buy the shampoo. I called Mrs.Tina and told her to buy it on her way here.

and ugh it's all the same — melanin & fuckin melanin @wanna-make-cam-my-fam ok firstly just listen to me u uncultured swine, she is fuckin beautiful and she always has been beautiful. I RMB seeing her in this cafe she always goes to — she has a very sassy nature and she seems like a genuinely good person (she ended toxic masculine mentality in two minutes and i almost ended up spitting out my coffee xD ) @camramintome AND HONESTLY, if she wants to *remove* you, you would probably be lying in pieces all over the Pacific ocean bed so like keep ur filthy opinions to urself fuckhead

“That’s nothing! Did you see the politician who wore mismatched shoes to the press conference? Black left, brown right. And he stood there confidently for an hour. I was embarrassed for his ancestors.” Jane pushed up her glasses, giggling. “It was trending number one for a whole day. People were making memes faster than I could keep up.” Amara found herself smiling, the heaviness of her morning already dissolving. These women were a storm—loud, witty, endlessly amused by the absurdities of the world. Their words tumbled out like waterfalls, bouncing from one scandal to another, from celebrity breakups to viral dances, always in that infectious rhythm of hot gist.

My chest caved in. The comments were worse. “Knew Jace would never lower himself to a stripper; this was all promo.” “LMAO Spicy thought she could bag a billionaire? Delusional much?” “Imagine selling your body at night and thinking you’d become wifey material. Tragic.” “Jace is way out of her league; she should crawl back to the pole.” The more I scrolled, the crueller they became. Memes of me, screenshots of my performances, and edited clips of me dancing with captions like “community property” and “lap-dog stripper”.

All she could do was just sit and feed her soul with the horrible comments. *Comments* "Gross! Isn't this the Lesbian from the White Club? She really seems to be having so much fun." "Of course, she is the one. It's obvious no one can resist a good dick!" "She would be a perfect porn model." "Cruz must have had so much fun!" "Those boobs look so firm and I guess its milk will equally be delicious." "She must be the shy type but that drool on her lips…fuck I want to taste." "Her ass is medium size, just the way I love it…"

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”