Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

"It is a harmless joke, baby; I mean, it is a very obvious joke. Isn't that right, Vincent?" "Uh.. yes, sir. It is all a harmless joke." He said with his teeth, and I almost stumbled on the floor as the laughter erupted from me. "Daddy, don't bother my mate. You have yours too." I said, finally coming to his rescue. I wished I had captured his face. "Baby, I was asked to bother you." My dad called out to his mate, teasing her, and she gave him the side eye.

I said. My dad also nodded his head , “yeah. Madalynne.. just call us mum and dad already. Thank you for tolerating with Joseph. You are really the toughest one!” My dad joke. As I laughed, “Dad! I do not think that I was that bad? Am I?” I replied jokingly too. My dad nodded his head so quick, “you are the worst!” He said then he laughed out loud. “Woah , what am I missing here?” Emily chipped in as she walked hand in hand with Aaron.

This cause Yan Yang's hazel eyes, to nearly pop out of their sockets. What? The little boy yesterday and her boss had......... A father and son relationship??

-CAMPING TRIP- I just stared at Daddy while he removed the clothes he was wearing. My mouth opened wide when his huge manhood slipped free from his boxer shorts. Oh, my goodness! It’s so big! This is the biggest I've seen compared to the p**n videos I have watched. Wait, will it fit when he enters me? That size, I fear, will destroy my pvssy! I looked at him when I heard him laugh.

yelled her dad as spasm after spasm rocked his body. "Hurray! Jody's no longer a virgin! Congratulations Jody, you're a woman now," I said as I leant in and kissed them both. Mum was right there with me kissing Jody and her husband. Jody and her dad rolled apart and rested and catching their breath after such a vigorous fuck. After several minutes her dad said, "I don't know if I can get this old cock hard again for you, Ginger." "Oh, I think we can help you with that," said Jody's mum with a smile. "Jody, let's put on a 'Mother & Daughter' show for your dad, I'm sure that will get his cock hard for Ginger in no time."

Jordan smiles as we all finish our food. "If you want to call me Daddy for the day you can, but only if your Mommy holds my hand. If I'm your Daddy, then she's my wife, right?" Oh, he's smooth. I prepare to argue, but the little sneaky ninja speaks up first. "Yep, that's right. Mommy, you have to hold Daddy's hand today." I look at Dakota and then narrow my eyes at Jordan. "How did I get roped into this?" We stand up, and I grab the bill before Jordan can. After paying for our food we go outside.

Jane- Nick would definitely cut your dick off if you ever do take me to an orgy club in Europe . Hunter- He doesn’t need to know. It could be our dirty little secret. Hunter- So, about the night we fucked, was it good for you? Did you like having my dick destroy your pussy? Tell me, what was your best part about that night? Jane- Um, that’s three questions. Hunter- Humor me. Hunter- If you do, I promise to stop referring to your boyfriend as fucktard. Jane- Hmm. Promise not to get mad?

“Grandpa, this is Greg. I sent you a warm and firm greeting!” I said out loud while looking askance at my dad. My father was looking at me with a frown. My joke didn’t seem to be amusing despite his excellent sense of humor. “You know what I think of this kind of joke, Greg.” He said in a dry tone. I replied, “But Dad, it’s perfect. A communist joke on a paper letter, old-fashioned, we can’t waste this opportunity.”

Dillon asked as he scratched his chin. "Time to get a watch!" He replied jovially. "For fuck's sake! Hahaha! Alright, DAD! If I wanted to hear terrible, milked-to-death, dad jokes-" "You callin' me old, bitch? I'll have you know-" "-I'd have stayed home with the folks! Well since-!" "-Y'know, it's rude to talk about someone's age!-" "-both my homes are already full of old, dusty, tired-" "-Don't insult yer elders, fuckhead!-"

She wrapped her arms around my neck while mom hugged Ryan. “Tut tut! No naughty time until she’s got four legs,” Godfrey said, wagging his finger. *Fucking buzzkill,* Ryan said, over mind-link. *If he only knew,* I said back, kissing her again. *What he doesn’t know won’t kill him,* Ryan said, laughing. *Was that the wolf equivalent of a dad joke? Cause it was really fucking bad,* I said, shaking my head.