Yo Mama Jokes

"Stop right there, Evan! You can't fool me." Grace stretched out her hands to the right and left, preventing her best friend from leaving. "I know you're hiding something." Evan crossed his arms over his chest. "Don't be so confident. And please, know your place. I have the power to replace you with anyone else." He leaned toward her and whispered to her ear. "Or, are you trying to seduce me? How much is your rate for one night?" Upon hearing it, Grace gave him a smack across the face. She was silent for a moment in disbelief. Tears started to roll down her cheeks. "You're so mean, Evan. I-hate-you," she said, heartbroken. She turned away from him without further ado. Evan teared up too, looking at his best friend leaving. "I'm sorry, Grace. I had to do it. We can't be together," he said weakly. Grace and Evan became best friends after he saved her and her mother following a traffic collision. Their friendship grew stronger for years until they became inseparably fond of each other. However, fate played jokes on them. They had to separate for years, lose contact and bury their dreams. When they finally reunited in the same workplace, everything was not the same as it used to be.

Sari seorang istri yang sangat penurut dan bertanggung jawab dalam mengurus keluarga, tiba-tiba mengeluarkan taringnya saat diperlakukan semena-mena oleh mama mertua dan adik iparnya. Mampukah Sari menjalani kekisruhan rumah tangga yang tiada habisnya, atau justru pergi meninggalkan suaminya. Ikuti kisah serunya...

Menikah karena perjodohan yang dilakukan antara ayahnya dan papa Marc--sang suami, membuat pernikahannya tidak semulus pernikahan pasangan yang penuh cinta. Marc memang hangat, tetapi sejak ayahnya meninggal dan papanya sakit parah, pria itu berubah jadi dingin. Belum lagi, mertuanya yang tidak menyukai Sarah, karena dianggap pembawa sial, dan wanita dari kasta yang berbeda. Suatu hari, ketika papa mertuanya membutuhkan donor ginjal segera, Sarah berpikir tidak ada salahnya membalas kebaikan sang mertua. Namun, tentu saja ia melakukannya secara diam-diam karena khawatir dilarang oleh suami, ataupun mama mertuanya. Sarah meminta agar identitasnya dirahasiakan. Namun, hal itu ternyata dimanfaatkan oleh seseorang untuk mengeruk keuntungan. Bagaimanakah nasib Sarah? Mampukan ia mengungkap kebenaran yang sebenarnya?

"Mama, is Uncle our Daddy?" Finn asked with a pout. Zora bent down so she was face to face with her son. She ran her fingers through his hair with a strained smile. "Then who is Papa? Which of them is our Daddy, Mama?" The little boy probed. "Uncle, Finn," Tears pooled in the woman's eyes. How was she to tell them? Just how was she to tell her kids who their Dad really was? "Papa is not Freya and your Daddy. Uncle is your Daddy," "But uncle made you cry, Mama. I don't want Uncle to be my new Papa," The boy replied and ran off. *** Four years later, Zora Walter was now a well known model with two kids and her boyfriend. She had to return to New York City because one of her children had cancer and she was referred to a hospital in NYC. What she didn't expect was to meet him, the father of her children again and what happens when the buried desires threaten to come alive again? Would Zora be able to handle being with Elliot especially now that she was in a serious relationship with Derek? How will Elliot react after realizing he has two beautiful kids? Would he leave his golden wife for his ex girlfriend and kids? Or would they decide to bury whatever they had and leave it that way?

"Mama!" Maya Lin never expected that child would come to her and utterly transform her life. He was clearly not her own flesh and blood, yet who would believe it when they saw just how strikingly alike they looked. The scandal that had rocked S city about her made Maya Lin entangled with her ex-husband, Samuel Ren. She struggled to break free from the man, but she couldn't. She was compelled to be trapped once again in a marriage that only rekindled painful memories from the past. Maya Lin was forced to accept the boy named Stelio Ren, but she couldn't, for he had taken everything that should have belonged to her deceased son. Behind all of this, there was a hidden secret deliberately concealed.

Everybody is different. May it be with the way you look, your sexual orientation or your beliefs and culture. Tori Kingstein has always thought of herself as someone who’s different. She never liked boys. Yes, she's gay. Tori then was sent to her mum’s old school, an all-girls boarding school in hopes of her not getting herself a boyfriend at a young age. But jokes on her parents, cause she actually swings the other way around. And little did she know that entering Whistler High School for Girls would put her on a mission with other girls, like her who aren’t white, to end the discrimination, inequality, too much use of white privileges and the use of wealth and power to stay on top by some students, especially by the school's student council officers. After knowing this, Tori is set on finishing her mum's past role in this group—and that is to destroy the unfair treatment of the school and the student council to students who what they call “aren’t white and as rich as them”, but Tori has a secret. It’s just that... She might have a tiny bit of crush on the student council's president who's no other than Amelia Harriet Williams. What could go wrong, right?

Meet the Heroine  Akshara Blanca Tanarya tidak pernah menyangka jika hubungannya dengan Dionisius Patradika yang sudah dijalin lebih dari satu dasawarsa harus berakhir begitu saja karena alasan perbedaan keyakinan. Di tengah rasa sedih dan kekecewaannya, hanya sang sahabat Adam Raharja yang selalu ada menemani Akshara dan selalu siap meminjamkan bahunya untuk tempat bersandar.  Meet the Hero Adam Raharja tidak pernah menyangka jika ia harus menjalani blind date dengan beberapa anak teman Mamanya hanya karena sang Mama takut dirinya akan membujang seumur hidupnya. Untuk membuat sang Mama jera menjodohkannya dengan beberapa wanita, Adam selalu meminta Akshara membantunya. Hingga akhirnya tercetuslah sebuah ide gila yang bisa menguntungkan mereka berdua.  *** Bagaimana Adam dan Akshara akan menjalani kehidupan mereka, apakah mereka akan menyadari perasaan satu sama lain ketika momment mereka sering bersama banyak tercipta. Karena bagi Adam, Akshara bukanlah tipe wanita idamannya untuk di jadikan pendamping hidup, sedangkan bagi Akshara, Adam adalah seorang wanita yang terjebak dalam tubuh seorang pria.  ***

Memiliki paras tak menawan, membuat Naila Taleetha kesusahan mendapatkan jodoh. Ia kerapkali dibuli dan disiksa oleh orang-orang terdekatnya. Menginjak usia 32 tahun, Mama tirinya pun menjodohkan Naila dengan pria yang umurnya jauh lebih muda darinya. Semula Naila menolak. Namun, setelah bergelut dengan batinnya, Naila terpaksa menerima perjodohan. Lebih baik dia tinggal seatap dengan orang tak dikenal, daripada harus menerima perundungan terus-menerus dari saudara dan mama tirinya. Ali Taamir, pria dingin dan misterius, asal-usulnya tidak jelas. Dialah yang bersedia menimang Naila. Entah apa yang membuat Ali mau menerima Naila. Meskipun begitu, Ali memperlakukan Naila dengan sangat baik. Ali juga mengatakan tak menjanjikan cinta pada Naila. Naila memakluminya karena dia tahu diri akan kekurangannya. Di malam pertama, Ali secara gamblang mengatakan dirinya adalah CEO ternama di ibu kota. Naila tak langsung mempercayainya. Namun, karena suatu kejadian tak terduga, Ali terpaksa memboyong Naila ke ibu kota dan akhirnya Naila pun percaya. Naila amat penasaran, apa yang membuat Ali mau menikahinya. Terlebih lagi pernikahan ini tanpa dasar cinta. Apakah alasan Ali menikahi Naila? Penasaran kelanjutannya, yuk ikuti kisahnya. ~ Jangan lupa kasi vote dan berikan komentar agar author semangat menulis.

Jessiah is a make-up artist aspiring to break into the modeling and beauty industry. She moves to LA when she lands a job at one of the biggest production companies in Hollywood. On her first week on the job, she meets Jenson Ross, a big-deal actor with a murky past and a dark secret only a privileged few know about. × Genres: Romance, Werewolf, Crime EXCERPT [BOOK I of CALI ALPHAS ] _ _ _ "Dollface," he murmured with a little smirk. He snickered and caressed the back of her head, pulling her closer to his chest. "You're like an antidepressant, in human form." Her breath caught.  Her heart sped up when his hug tightened. His warm face pressed onto her neck, his strong hands lightly squeezing her hips. Moments like this only worsened her attraction to him.  The flirty jokes, the easy conversations, the small smiles, his furtive glances, and his unusually sweet gestures lately... She was in deep trouble. Was he kissing her neck?  Shit. He was no longer thinking straight.  About this. About her. About the consequences. He drew her closer when she tried to pull away. As if he didn't want her out of his sight. While his beard scraped her skin, his thighs touched hers. Her throat ached as he stared into her eyes. "Dammit," he sighed, his thumb tracing the curve of her neck, his touch both gentle and eager.  "Why are you so f-cking beautiful?"  "Joss, I need to g—" "Why now?" he murmured, stroking her cheek. He wasn't acting drunk or playing with her.  Not like this. He wouldn't. Not with her real feelings barely held together by some unspoken truths. Otherwise he wouldn't dare let it get this far.  But why wouldn't he let go? "Just stay. Please. Stay here with me." _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Cloud menjadi pribadi yang sangat angkuh karena kekayaan dan statusnya sebagai putri satu-satunya dari klan Prawira. Gadis itu sama sekali tidak percaya pada pria apa lagi cinta. Menurutnya, dia mandiri dan memiliki segalanya. Meski begitu Cloud selalu dipaksa mamanya untuk segera mencari pendamping hidup. Bianca – sang mama memaksa Cloud untuk mengunduh satu aplikasi perjodohan agar bisa menemukan pria yang cocok. Kesal, Cloud memilih tetap mengunduh aplikasi bernama LOLOLOVE itu kemudian pergi dari rumah, dia berlibur dengan yacht pribadi ke tengah Samudra, hingga kejadian tak terduga menimpanya. Ia masuk ke dalam game yang ada di aplikasi itu. Cloud menemukan dirinya menjadi sosok Ariel, tokoh utama dalam game itu yang merupakan putri kaya raya tapi tertindas oleh ibu tiri dan kakak-kakaknya. Dengan karakter asli dan kemandiriannya, Cloud berusaha memenangkan game dan menjadikan Ariel istri dari seorang miliarder incaran setiap gadis bernama Nicholas Wilson agar bisa keluar dari game itu. Namun, bagaimana jika akhirnya dia malah jatuh cinta ke Nic? Akankah dia rela kembali ke dunia nyata? Note : Novel pertama dari serial/Tetralogi LOLOLOVE