Yo Mama Jokes

"Tidak ada yang berselingkuh. Mereka menjalin hubungan atas persetujuan Mama. Dan wanita itu nantinya yang akan melahirkan cucu-cucu Mama kelak," ucap Ibu Mertua memporak-porandakan hatiku. Setelah hari itu, aku bersumpah! Tak kan ada lagi air mata yang jatuh di pipi ini. Justru sebaliknya. Kupastikan tak kan ada lagi tawa bahagia membersamai hidup mereka. Melainkan hanya air mata!

Raya seorang gadis yatim piatu terlibat perjodohan dengan dengan anak majikan pakde Suroso yang bernama David. Raya tidak bisa mengelak perjodohan tersebut karena pakdenya memiliki hutang pada Nyonya Kinasih, mama David, yang hutang tersebut dulunya digunakan oleh ayah Raya. Ternyata tersimpan rencana tersembunyi dari pakde Suroso dan Nyonya Kinasih tentang perjodohan ini. Ternyata David adalah seorang gay, yang baru Raya ketahui setelah pernikahan mereka. Akankah Raya bertahan? Apakah benar David seorang gay? Siapakah Yasmin? Malaikat kecil yang hadir ketika prahara menerjang kehidupan David dan Raya?

Prisca, alias Prisca Ese Gideon, is a fast-rising diva who gets into trouble after photos and videos of herself being intimate with her boyfriend gets leaked on the internet. Her fame and success in the music industry begins to crumble. Her family dissociates from her, she loses many big money endorsement deals, and worse of all, she loses her fan base. The public now sees her as a sex object, making fun and dirty jokes about her. Due to these actions, she isolates herself from the public, vowing to herself never to speak to anyone or have a personal relationship with any person in particular. Months after her rock-bottom escapades, she finds love in the hands of a die-hard fan, Diri, who helps her get back at her boyfriend, Clem (sound engineer of S.K. records, the same record label Prisca was signed into) and helps her get over her rock bottom experiences.

Malam pemaksaan yang dilakukan kakak angkatnya yang bernama Martin membuat Mona akhirnya hamil. Mona berniat melaporkan perbuatan terlarang itu pada orang tua mereka. Tetapi perkataan Martin berhasil mengurungkan niatnya. Bahwa Mona memutuskan tidak ingin kebahagiaan mama dan papa barunya harus kandas di sidang perceraian, karena mereka pasti akan memaksa Martin untuk menikahinya. Bahkan orang tua mereka baru menikah satu bulan yang lalu. Tetapi kehamilan ini akan terungkap juga jika dibiarkan tumbuh di dalam perut. Berpikir untuk menggugurkannya, Mona tidak punya keberanian untuk melakukan hal itu. Sedangkan Martin justru sibuk mempersiapkan rencana pernikahan dengan tunangannya. Akankah Mona memilih untuk menggugurkan kandungannya atau menunggu keajaiban datang dari Martin untuk melamarnya?

Anita selalu ingin hidup bebas. Dia memilih tetap lajang diusianya yang menginjak angka mapan. Berapa kali mendapat paksaan untuk menikah dari keluarganya, bahkan ejekan dari sepupu yang sudah menikah lebih dulu, tidak membuat Anita berubah pikiran. Namun tiba-tiba saja, anak berusia sepuluh tahun memeluk Anita dan memanggilnya mama waktu itu. Anita terpaksa terikat kontrak menjadi ibu sambung ayah anak itu yang lebih tua dari Anita. Seorang duda kaya sekaligus seorang Ceo. Bagaimana kehidupan Anita selanjutnya? Apa hidunya akan hancur karena tidak sesuai rencananya? Ig: Wahyuniunit2

"Kau dah gila ke! Perkara ni bukan boleh buat main-main?" - Hara "Alah, memanglah tapi kau tak sayang aku ke?" - Sara Di antara hubungan adik-beradik dan percintaan yang manakah menjadi keutamaan? Ikatan adik-beradik adalah sebuah perkara yang tidak dapat dijual beli dengan wang ringgit. 🍂🍂🍂 "Aku terima kau bukan sebab aku boleh terima kau tapi sebab ini aturan keluarga kita." - Jong In. "Tak mengapa, saya faham." - Hara Namun, bagaimana pula dengan kisah cinta yang baru tumbuh mekar tanpa diri sendiri sedari akan kebahagiaan yang sedang dirasai itu? 🍂🍂🍂 "Abang terlalu manjakan budak tu! Tengok apa dah jadi, abang masih nak lebihkan dia?" - Mama "Cakaplah apa awak nak cakap, saya dah tak tahu nak buat apa lagi supaya awak faham" - Ayah Dalam waktu yang sama, status diri ini sering menjadi persoalan kepasa mereka yang tidak dapat menerima kenyataan pahit ini.

Di usia yang seharusnya sudah memiliki keturunan, kedua insan ini justru masih di sibukkan dengan segala pekerjaan yang setiap harinya selalu menumpuk. Di suatu ketika, Alvin di desak oleh Mamanya yang sudah menginginkan cucu dari anak pertamanya yang tidak kunjung menikah itu. Alvin jelas bingung, mencari istri tidak semudah membeli permen. Tapi Mamanya meminta seakan itu adalah hal yang mudah di wujudkan. Kali ini permintaan sang Mama tidak main-main, jika Alvin tidak menuruti sang Mama mengancam akan mengeluarkan Alvin dari kartu keluarga Arnata. Saat ini, satu-satunya wanita yang selalu bisa di andalkan hanya Elvira. Sekertaris sekaligus sahabatnya. Tentu kisah selanjutnya ada di dalam cerita. Yuk intip keseruan mereka berdua, apakah Elvira mau menerima pinangan Alvin, atau sebaliknya?

Audrey Nathan, twenty years old, notorious hacker since the age of ten. She's the most scouted hacker in the whole of the continent and probably worldwide, but no-one could really get to her. Different Mafia organisations has been searching for her but she's as slippery as an eel. Luck left her side for few minutes that she got caught in two Biggest Mafia organisations' fight and was shot. Jordan Van Arthur, leader of Lone Wolves found a frail redhead in his penthouse fighting for her life, clutching to a lilac tote bag. "No.. no hospital please.... Doctor....call .....call a..." She fell conscious. **** Audrey Nathan swore her loyalty to Jordan Van Arthur when she found out he had saved her life and protect her identity away from the people looking for her , most importantly, Lone Wolves has never been part of those scouting for her and killing anyone involved with her just to get her. Jordan Van Arthur is rumoured to have facial paralysis due to his always expressionless face, even at the face of death, he is never moved, even when he was betrayed by the person he loved most and his most trusted aide, he never showed how hurt he was, but with Audrey Nathan, Things changed that he himself could hardly predict his next wave of emotions with Audrey around. *** "Nghnn... Jord... I want you.....all of you" Audrey moaned out, her eyes hooded with lust, she didn't care if his shadow crew could hear her, she wanted him in her, home where he belongs. "I got you mama" Jordan's voice always dripping with lust just like his lips were dripping of her juices.....

Roxanne Rowan is a spiritual news editor. After an accident in the year twenty-two, Roxanne Rowan was able to see ghosts. She goes around trying to find a way to solve this ability. Her fear of ghosts makes her taciturn and closed off. During an encounter with evil spirits, Roxanne met Egan Griffith, the demon employee of hell. He has the task of catching the demons that are causing trouble in the living world to bring them to hell and punish them. According to the orders of the spirit world, if Roxanne wants to break the ability to see ghosts in her eyes, she must cooperate with Egan to catch the devil spirits. The contract is signed and many bad jokes happen. Roxanne's fate and secret are also revealed. She also realizes that demons come in two forms: disrupting people in the living world and trying to earn money in order to survive like a normal person. Every night, Roxanne has to lie in bed waiting for Egan to finish processing the documents for the company. She doesn’t think from an unequal partnership to rolling in bed so close together.

They say society looks down on divorced women, especially those who are no longer “beautiful” in its eyes but Amara doesn’t care. After ten years of being the perfect wife, enduring whispers about her looks, the cruel jokes about her weight, and the constant reminders from her husband that she’s “not beautiful enough,” she’s done. Her husband not only cheats on her… he moves his pregnant mistress into their marital home and flaunts her like a prize. When Amara asks for a divorce, he vows to destroy her. Promising to make her life so miserable she’ll come crawling back. But he’s wrong because Amara would rather die than return to him. In her search for a way out, she crosses paths with Lucian Rostova. He's dangerous. Ruthless and filthy rich. Lucian offers her a deal: he’ll help her ruin her ex-husband and his mistress if she agrees to marry him for one year. With her back against the wall, Amara says yes. But deals with the devil always come with a price. Will Lucian truly protect her like he promises… or will he crush her and leave her bleeding out in the cold?