Yo Mama So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

she whined childishly. " you are seriously acting strange wallahi. Are you sure you're not pregnant " rahama said as she looks down to her tummy. " what! " yasira screamed and then touch her stomach " of course not ,I can't be pregnant! " her eyes were wide open. " you are totally clueless. See how you are getting fat, isn't that suppose to raise an alarm? " Yasira glared at her " stop calling me fat. I'm not fat, please "

"I will get off if you take back with you said about me." "Get off - off of me, I will never take back what I said." I whispered, trying hard to breathe in, but can't, "Wha - What I said is what I said. And a fact is a fact, be - because you are a big - big fatty. Look at you - you're bigger than an elephant and - and you're heavier than a - a whale!" He laughed and that puts more weight on me. "You - you fat fatty, oh my god, I don't know people this heav - heavy exist." I whispered, laughing at myself. Jeffrey laughed harder.

The morning sun painted golden streaks across the skyline, but the warmth did little to ease the cold grip of my thoughts, I hate that the thought of my mom always steal my joy. “I sure do hope I don't turn fat” her words brought me back to reality, I entered the bathroom, I could see her barrbpdy through the night wear she wore. “You're not going to be fat, you'll be sexy”. “The lies men tell” “What is it you women wants to hear”. “Just tell me the truth, I'm becoming fat” I knelt with one knee in front of her, kissed her navel. “It's barely noticeable for a 6 months pregnancy.

She nodded, “ yes, you will fat if you it anada wan” “ Ma, look, you don't have to worry about anything. I won't grow fat just by having another bowl of ramen”. “ That's wat you peeple say. You don't know that if you it anada wan, you will want anada wan, and if you it that wan, you will still want anada wan, and before we know what is happening, you will fat, just like that fat big man-baby there”, she unapologetically pointed at a plus-size man sitting behind us, whose face was buried in his bowl of ramen, and we almost ran out of breath while trying not to laugh.

His friends chuckled, and went over to the dining table, the seven of them started eating, after feeding their over-bloated tummies. Mama Sarah realized why they are so fat, they eat too much, Boss Sima burped his stomach and grinned. “Brother Cool, you shouldn't eat like us, you wouldn't want to look like us again, your wife won't like you the way she is doing now,” Boss Sima said tauntingly. Boss Cool chuckled and shook his head, “I don't have to bother to watch my weight again, since Mama Sarah is here” he replied. “The food tastes great” Mama Sarah commented and gave Boss Sima a thumb up.

The fat woman laughed. “Did he tell you this?” Joana asked as she was surprised. Since when did Joshua became so high profile? He was understood now, she nodded and said “Yes, he is indeed the owner of this mall.” Hearing this, the fat woman startled. Ian was also stunned. “interesting! Even if you don’t want to call your boss, you don’t have to say that any random person is your boss. Do you think that I’ll believe you? Let me tall you, even a fool won’t believe you!” the fat woman laughed out loud and almost lost it. This joke was hilarious to het.

I picked up my glass and poured orange juice. "You're not funny, Fatima." "I'm not kidding, mom. I’m serious about saying I don’t need a man in my life." "I can't let you be an old maiden," I turned my gaze to my dad. "Who will take care of you when we're gone?" I could not answer. "Hija, I can't say your body is healthy," said my mom. "You're obese." "Mom, I'm healthy. I don't care if my body is like a closet. I also don't care what other people say about me."

Val gave an apologetic smile and sipped from her glass of coke. “We wouldn’t need to say it out loud because the amount of fat in these would literally kill us one day.” Zia scoffed, grabbing a bite of lasagna, and then pushed her palms out, seeing Mamma take a step in her direction. “Mamma, I’m just joking.” “Why do you eat it when you have to complain?” “It’s not like I can puke everything out now.” “Then stop puking stupid words.” Val and I could barely contain our laughter, the sounds, which according to my Mamma, were too unladylike, but little did we care. The ringing cell in Mamma’s apron pocket interrupted us. Mamma pulled it out and her brows creased.

"I need you plump, hale and hearty. I bet if you ate as much as I wanted you to, you wouldn't be in the hospital by now." Placing my hands over hers, I said, "Grandma, if I ate that much, Mr. York wouldn't pursue me so hard. He likes his girls slim, slender and model-like." She tipped her head back and laughed. A minute ago and she wouldn't have taken that joke so well. "You get that from me. Your father was a very big man and your mother was just as big." This fat shaming bitch. She never passed up the opportunity to remind me how chubby my mother was and how much she hated it.

Aleena finally welcomed the Mummy's helping hand. "Ready, boss!" Eve seemed to salute. Putting five fingers of his right hand on his temples. Aleena covered her mouth with her right hand holding back amusement. "You are really Cute, mummy! I'm not the boss, Mummy...!" Yes, too, huh? Mummy jokes, baby" Eve echoed and pinched her daughter's high nose which successfully made Aleena scream in pain. "It hurts, Mummy!" Aleena sulked and spoiled. "Sorry, That’s because you are so funny! Hehe" Eve laughed slightly at the look on Aleena's face that was getting more adorable when sulking.