Yo Mama So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

she added furiously. “Oh baby, that worked like a charm every damn time,” Alpha Zoe happily sighed. “But who thought that it was ok to wax me when I was fvcking pregnant and already so sensitive and in pain !!!” I could tell she was glaring at my mom by the tone of her angry voice. “Well you had it coming for making jokes while I was in labour,” Mom snorted. “I had no idea if I should cry because of the pain or because of your stupid knock knock jokes,” she added.

“I wouldn’t have even guessed you were related.” My grandma gave a botched laugh — the type she kept reserved for church and events such as these. “She’s the only one in our family who’s overweight,” she said lightly, like she was discussing the weather. “I’ve been telling her to stay away from junk food, but you know how these things go. If she doesn’t change, she’ll never find a man.” My chest tightened as they all laughed at me. Laughed like the joke that I was. “I mean,” she continued, gesturing proudly, “look at my daughter.”

I contradicted. “Who the hell is that fatty bear? I had warned you already, Maureen, no boyfriend ‘till you’re 19!” Mom exclaimed. I and Aunt Nicole look at each other them burst into laughter. “Come on sister, your princess is talking about my fat prince, She explained to Mom. “Mom, I’m not fat!” Kylle stated in his almost-crying sound. “Woah! what a word. Someone seems to be mirror less” I narrated sipping on my tea and saw his faced turned as red as tomato.

I said. "Even if it's not. As far as I know, when you're pregnant, you get fat. But look at you, you don't even get fat." "Yeah. Maybe I'm just lucky that I didn't gain weight, I don't even have eyelids and stretch marks," we both laughed. "I hope when I have a baby, I'm that sexy too. Hot Mama!" "You're really crazy. Let's go and the game will start," I laughed at her and was about to leave when I stopped what she said something.

“In front of everyone.” Mariah’s eyes flash with anger. “No. You told the truth. Big difference.” I shake my head violently, tears spilling all over again. “They were laughing at me, Mariah. All of them. Even Jackson just… stood there.” My throat tightens until it hurts to swallow. “I’m so tired of being the joke.” Mariah takes my hands, forcing me to look at her. “Listen to me. You are not a joke.” “Yes, I am!” The words rip from my chest, jagged and sharp. “I’m the fat girl, Mariah. The embarrassing sister. The one who never fits in no matter what she does. That’s all anyone ever sees when they look at me.”

"Maryam isn't familiar with all those meals you're listing." "Eh ... It's because you're always cooking noodles for her." Mama retorted and then turned to Maryam again who was now smiling. "Don't worry. After you stay with me for about a week you'll get fat. Your mom and dad won't even recognize you when they see you again." "But Grandma, do I really need to eat Eba?" Maryam asked, squeezing her face like only the thought of it could make her puke. Mama nodded in affirmative.

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

“I really don’t understand girls saying they’re fat when in fact they’re so thin and skinny.” “Well, that’s your point of view and everyone is entitled to have their opinion and in my case I feel fat already.” Klaress retaliated. “Well, for me, you’re not fat.” Mom said. “You’re just right at the middle, you’re good.” “Really Tita?” Klaress said amused. “You think so?” “Yes, so why don’t you eat more? Come on, have some of this.” Mom said. The chat goes on and on, with different topics and different stories.

“You scared me! Geez!” What was her name again? Piper? Pepper? “Hey! Yo momma is so ugly that if Shrek had a live action film, she wouldn’t even pass as the donkey,” I laughed out loud at my own joke while staring mockingly at the cat, as if it was Juno I was talking to and insulting directly.

she begged and them dimples damn " stop with the dimples already-if you weren't my sister -..." " you would cut my head off I know -meet you in an hour or more" she said I chuckled, damn I missed her so much...I went to Fat MAMA, what that's what it's called, it's a fast food,fats only like curbs, ribs..shit like that and everything is large here,i ordered curbs,olive greens with extra source,some full chicken and a whole lot of french fries and bottles of coke then waited for my order, after getting the order I went to my car to put the food in until I heard a woman yelling a bit behind me I turned to find some lady fighting with some dude