Yo Mama So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

“In front of everyone.” Mariah’s eyes flash with anger. “No. You told the truth. Big difference.” I shake my head violently, tears spilling all over again. “They were laughing at me, Mariah. All of them. Even Jackson just… stood there.” My throat tightens until it hurts to swallow. “I’m so tired of being the joke.” Mariah takes my hands, forcing me to look at her. “Listen to me. You are not a joke.” “Yes, I am!” The words rip from my chest, jagged and sharp. “I’m the fat girl, Mariah. The embarrassing sister. The one who never fits in no matter what she does. That’s all anyone ever sees when they look at me.”

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

“I really don’t understand girls saying they’re fat when in fact they’re so thin and skinny.” “Well, that’s your point of view and everyone is entitled to have their opinion and in my case I feel fat already.” Klaress retaliated. “Well, for me, you’re not fat.” Mom said. “You’re just right at the middle, you’re good.” “Really Tita?” Klaress said amused. “You think so?” “Yes, so why don’t you eat more? Come on, have some of this.” Mom said. The chat goes on and on, with different topics and different stories.

“I want to stock up on Snickers, Chips Ahoy and maybe some M&M’s. You know, melts in your mouth, not in your hands.” “Good choice, honey,” Mrs. Montemayor says. “Those will bring you luck because M&M is also our family monogram. Get it? Montemayor.” The mother winks at her daughter and freezes her face like an emoji. Grace groans loudly and Kate and Mikaela laugh. “Yep. You’ve still got the monopoly on mom jokes,” Grace says, shaking her head.

"Daddy but mommy isn't fat!" "I know princess but your grandma told me four years ago that your mommy use to be very very fat when she was a baby." "Really mommy!?" She screamed in excitement. "Baby don't mind him. He's just being childish," she said and walked down to me. "I am going with both of you and that's final." "Woah woah, take it easy fatty, as long as you promise you won't run away," "I promise." "And you can't come with us in that shirt." I pointed out.

“You're not allowed to eat anything till tomorrow's evening, you stupid glutton.” “You are so ugly, don't tell anyone I'm your mother.” “Where did you get this stupid figure from? You don't resemble me at all.” “You want love? Why don't you try getting five sizes smaller first.” “You ugly fat thing, when a pretty woman slaps you, you apologize first. Why? Because she's better than you.” “You really thought I would love a fat girl like you? I just used you to get closer to your friend. Get over yourself.”

Mum scolded immediately. “None of the guys at school like me. They avoid me.” I said with a sad sigh. “You know I’ve never been asked out a date and I’m in my junior year already. It’s because I’m a fat nerd who wears glasses .” “Don’t say that and please don’t think about those boys. Their immature and they don’t deserve you. And you’re not fat!” Mum said the last line with a laugh. “Really?” I asked her. “So why are my boobs so big?”

She nodded, “ yes, you will fat if you it anada wan” “ Ma, look, you don't have to worry about anything. I won't grow fat just by having another bowl of ramen”. “ That's wat you peeple say. You don't know that if you it anada wan, you will want anada wan, and if you it that wan, you will still want anada wan, and before we know what is happening, you will fat, just like that fat big man-baby there”, she unapologetically pointed at a plus-size man sitting behind us, whose face was buried in his bowl of ramen, and we almost ran out of breath while trying not to laugh.

" Your mother is fat, your father is fat. Your entire family is fat. " She picked up her bag. " You are bad. I do not want to talk to you. " She stormed to the car, pulling it open. She was caught by the big devil. He spun her, took her in the car and carefully took her on his laps. The car began moving. He gently rubbed her bumbum. " Little wife, whose mother is fat? " " Your father's mother is a fat and ugly cow. " The big devil frowned. He crooked a brow, and spanked her mouth hard.

"Auntie, I'm not going to tell jokes about this to----" "Hey, you skinny, come here..." Fetty interrupted Nell's words while pulling Nell's ear out. "... Auntie, wait a minute! I just want to say something to your pet monkey." Fetty said making Mama laugh. The truth?! I was going to laugh because I might just fake a laugh, especially since I know that I will be in trouble later. "It hurts, don't pull my ears. Get ready for me you tabachoy!" Nell said loudly.