Yo Mama So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

She replied, hugging her daughter from behind. "Oh look at that cutie, are you hungry? Are you? Do you want some mash potato, my darling?" Amy baby talked Helga while pinching her cheeks. "You're making her fat, Mom. It might not be good." Dolora warned her mother before checking the crib, seeing Gia kicking both of her feet in the air while watching those toys hanging above her. "You were a fat baby, Dolora, have you forgotten that I almost broke my back just to give a sleeping sound of lullaby? Oh how would you remember, you were just a baby." Amy answered herself and laughed so heartily.

he said buttering her and she just rolled her eyes. “By the way, you look fat.” he again said making Hani scoff. “Mommmmmmmm.” she whined as Ha-Neul totally enjoyed teasing her.

"What? You told her she was fat!" Xavier rolled his eyes at her outburst, "No I didn't tell her that besides we were just having a good time in the kitchen, joking and all that when the topic came up. How was I to know that she'll take the joke so hard?" Her eyes flared impatiently, "You should never tell a woman she is fat especially one you gave a ring, it doesn't boost a woman self-confidence to a 100," "Now I know better." He mumbled, not believing he was feeling berated.

“Why would I, mom? I was fat-shamed by you my whole life, and now that I’ve finally lost a lot of weight, everyone seems to think it’s okay to comment on my eating habits. I would never tell them!” “Excuse me, young lady?” the woman scoffed. “Fat-shamed?” “Yes, fat-shamed!” Emmie cried and stood up, furiously sinking her nails into her palms as she glared right at her mother. “It is always eat less, train more, don’t skip your runs, no eating your Halloween candy… It’s not fucking fair!” The last exclamation had come out as a scream right into her mother’s face and Alice Davis was furious. She wouldn’t let anyone, not even her own flesh and blood, yell at her that way. And this was one of th

She nods at me. I cooked her favorite food, adobo. “Eat a lot so you don’t lose weight,” I muttered and smiled at her. “Mommy, I always eat a lot. You’re the one who should eat a lot because you’re working to make money.” I chuckled. My daughter looks so cute every time she acts like that. I turned my gaze to Yaya. “Yaya, have you eaten yet?” “Not yet, Ma’am Elyse.” “Come on, join us Yaya.”

It was one of her comfort potions whenever she had dysmenorrhea, or whenever she was stressed. "Mom, you do realize that I'm already a family man now, right?" Ira chuckled, yanking his mother's hand away from his face. "Please stop squeezing my cheek as if I'm still your five-year-old errand boy." "I know, I know," said Helena, tapping his jaw gently. "Nice to see you again, Miguel," his father greeted him, too. That was the latter's pet name for Ira. "Hey, dad. I'm sorry we came late for the family breakfast."

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

"It was so cold in the winter, and she did not want to climb out of her bed early in the morning. She would rather stay in the bed forever." "Zion said with some disdain, ""Mommy, if you continue to be like this, you'll be as fat as a pig.""" The corner of Mango's mouth instantly went down. Am I fat? Didn't you look in the mirror? You're plump. "When Zion had just finished speaking, Nathaniel flicked his forehead." Oh my! "Zion looked at Nathaniel and was a little depressed. Then, he heard Nathaniel say, ""Be nice to your mom. Is she fat? That's called being rich, what do you even know?"""

Soumya first looked at Mayank and then shook his hand and said, "Don't call me fat!" Soumya was staring at Mayank with her two round eyes which made her look very cute. Even Mayank forgot everything after seeing her like this. Then Nidhi slapped Mayank on the head and said, "Why, he always keeps troubling that poor girl." Mayank caressed her head and said, "Mumma, why do you come in between every time? It's so much fun troubling this fat lady!" Due to Mayank's mischief, Nidhi was about to slap him again when suddenly the gate of the mansion opened and a familiar figure came inside.

She pats his head, She did not want him to see her terrified face at that moment. "Today in class, our teacher instructed us to tell her one thing that we love about our fathers. Everyone was saying theirs but when it came to my turn, I had nothing to say and everyone laughed at me when I said that I had only mummy and not daddy. My teacher told me that it was okay to have one and also to have both so mum, do I really have a daddy or it's just you?" Tom asked, his voice getting drowsy.