Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

No good relationship can be built on a lie but, Lenny and Dash don't care much about that. They are ready to do whatever it takes - lying and manipulating those around them to get what they both want. It's why they get along so well. But Lenny's relationship with Christian is much more complicated. He's the father of her child, her first love, and her unhealthy obsession. When their lives unexpectedly intertwine; secrets come to the surface, loyalties are tested and lives are on the line.

"Mas, how do i look?" tanya Kanya saat ia menggunakan lingerie seksi untuk melayani Brian diatas ranjang. "sini, sayang. kita liat seberapa kuat kamu diatas ranjang," ucap Brian dengan senyuman manis dan bersiap untuk membuat bayi. Model cantik dan seksi bernama Kanya, diam-diam memiliki seorang anak laki-laki dari hasil pemerkosaan terhadap dirinya yang dilakukan lebih dari 3 orang, dimasa lalu yang ia rahasiakan. Demi sang buah hati, Kanya bangkit untuk membalas dendam terhadap apa yang telah terjadi pada hidupnya dengan cara yang terpaksa ia menggunakan seorang Manager di sebuah perusahaan bernama Brian yang juga secara kebetulan telah dijodohkan dengan dirinya oleh kedua orang tua mereka sejak lama. kesempatan ini digunakan Kanya untuk memanfaatkan Brian sebagai senjatanya demi membalas dendamnya terhadap pelaku utama dalam kasus pemerkosaan yang telah ia alami.

On my fifth birthday with Zachary Murdock, I sit once again in front of a full table of cold food, just like every year before. Zachary had promised, as always, to spend the day with me. And, as always, he breaks that promise. This year, it's because his childhood sweetheart wanted to shoot a set of "artistic photos". She invited him and a few of his close buddies to be part of it. Without hesitation, he ditches me again and runs straight into her arms. At 11:00 pm, his childhood sweetheart posts a photo to her social media and sets it so that only I can see it. In the picture, four men are in nothing but black briefs and Windsor-knotted ties. They kneel around her while she is draped in sheer fabric like a goddess. The caption reads, "Some people beg for crumbs, but I own the entire bakery." I take a screenshot. Then, I send it to the girlfriends of all three of Zachary’s best buddies. If they all look down on me this much, let's hope they don't end up on their knees begging me someday.

"I'm sorry Gerald, I'm not ready to be devoted to one man, that's why I cannot agree to this marriage,” Caroline said and Gerald stood there surprised and dejected. She gave him their baby and left to pursue her dreams. Just then, the baby started crying and he panicked. Caroline didn't drop anything for him, not food, nothing. What was he supposed to do now? This is so messed up. He hires Tiffany Lawrence to become the billionaire child’s nanny. Tiffany is an orphan, a college dropout, struggling with petty jobs to pay her sister’s tuition fees. Life of Gerald and Tiffany were soon to take a surprising shift and the best and worst times of their lives ensue.

Karena sebuah perjanjian keluarga, Andara terpaksa kehilangan masa mudanya dengan menerima perjodohan. Yang lebih menyakitkan lagi, orang yang dijodohkan dengannya adalah seorang duda yang jauh lebih tua darinya! Hanya saja, suatu kejadian tidak terduga membuat Andara mulai melihat perjodohan ini dari sudut pandang yang berbeda...?

Lena, a tenacious journalist, is tasked with interviewing the elusive billionaire, Ethan. Despite his reservations, Ethan agrees to the interview, and Lena is surprised to find herself drawn to him. After their interview, Lena and Ethan share an unforgettable night together, but Lena leaves before dawn, never expecting to see him again. Months later, Lena discovers she’s pregnant with Ethan’s child and tracks him down to tell him the news. She’s shocked to learn that Ethan is engaged to a conniving and manipulative woman who has been plotting to get her hands on his vast fortune. Lena and Ethan must fight to expose the truth and take down the villainous fiancé before it’s too late.

Thrown out of her father's house by her Father after getting pregnant for the Most Popular Billionaire in Canada - Ethan Desjardins , Tatiana Campbell is left alone in this harsh world to figure out her life and that of her new baby after being rejected by her baby daddy .

Caught Between the Past and a Billionaire's Forgotten Love. After a painful breakup, Elizabeth tries to move on, but one steamy night with her childhood sweetheart, Beck, changes everything. She’s pregnant, and Beck, now a billionaire, doesn’t even remember her due to childhood amnesia. What should have been a fleeting moment of passion becomes a life-altering complication. Caught between unresolved feelings for her ex, Chase, and the distant, cold Beck, Elizabeth struggles to find her footing. Chase, who once left her because she reminded him too much of his mother, wants her back; even offering to raise her baby as his own. Meanwhile, Beck views their child as a means to secure his place as heir in his father’s empire, not realizing the emotional connection growing between them. As Elizabeth reclaims her identity, Beck begins to thaw, but their world spirals when Beck’s vindictive ex orchestrates a plot that leaves Elizabeth in a coma. Desperate, Beck searches for her, only to uncover memories of their shared childhood, their love, and the moment it was all ripped away. Determined to protect her, Beck confronts his father, walks away from his fortune, and vows to build a life with Elizabeth on his terms. When she awakens, they marry beneath the treehouse that once symbolized their innocent love, now the foundation of something stronger; reborn through resilience, trust, and second chances. A captivating story of passion, redemption, and healing, this romance shows that true love transcends even the deepest wounds.

The story of Sienna Zannotti and Eric Connall is not your typical love story. They are the leaders of rival mafia organizations, and when fate brings them together in an arranged marriage, sparks fly. Sienna is a fierce and unforgiving Don, while Eric is just as ruthless in his leadership of the American mafia. They both resist the idea of a marriage, but their parent's wishes leave them no choice. As they meet for the first time, they each find themselves drawn to the unexpected qualities of the other. Eric discovers a captivating woman in Sienna, and she finds him attractive despite his leadership position. But can two powerful and dominant mafia lords make a marriage work? Will they succumb to their differences and go their separate ways, or will they be able to find a common ground to build from? A Love So Dangerous is a journey through the obstacles of love and power, as Sienna and Eric navigate their way through their arranged marriage. Is their love powerful enough to withstand the forces surrounding them, or will the dangers of their worlds prove too much to bear?

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