Yo Mama So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

"Did Vanessa say that the chairman's daughter is a kept mistress? That's the biggest joke I've ever heard!" Right then, Terrence couldn't hold it in any longer and finally let out a cold laugh. "You idiots. This branch office has been losing money year after year. Headquarters has been wanting to investigate for a long time! "If Ms. Monroe hadn't hidden her identity and come down here to dig into your shady accounts herself, how much longer did you think you could keep fooling everyone? "You sure have some nerve making Ms. Monroe serve you coffee, fetch you water, and take the blame for you. How many heads do you think you have to lose?"

Mum complained. Translation - "Look at you, You've become so thin!!" Sam giggled and said, "Main thik hu bade papa (father's elder brother/uncle). And my studies went well. And to answer you badi maa, no I am eating my diets properly and I am fit now." Translation - "I am all right uncle." Did I tell you Sam was so chubby and cute in her childhood! And now well she's looking pretty and lean. But I liked my baby sister as chubby and cute she was.

she says this with a bit of a smirk before laughing and adding as he starts to blush bright red, "Oh honey don't be embarrassed I'm just joking. Playing around you know." Jimmy feels this once again is finally the moment of truth. If he chooses his words carefully he has the feeling it will lead to - something. "But what if it's true Mom?" "What that you can't take your eyes off my tits. I would be shocked, I guess." "Jus coz Dad didn't like them you maybe think I am the same. I mean, well I think Dad was stark raving blind and stupid for making fun of your... breasts Mom. I mean so what if they are big." His eyes flicker down to the front of her nightshirt for about the tenth time since the

I said in a tone that said, please don't try me today. “Whatever, I wasn't talking to you and it doesn't matter whose table it was; bottom line is you and your friend need to understand that Syn and Shawn are off limits; so you can keep all those giggles, trying to be cute to yourselves. It's sad because you and your friends flirting, giggling, and shit, but I can tell you that him and Shawn are not into fat girls." Syncere's girlfriend said thinking she could actually, hurt our feelings with fat jokes. They were the only ones who thought that dumb shit was funny. Syncere and Shawn looked embarrassed and looking at us saying sorry with their eyes. Me and Ki-Ki looked at each other chuckling.

So, I tried my best to answer them with the utmost truth that their young minds could comprehend. "Yay!!!" they all shouted in unison, looking excited while I happily watched them. My youngest, who I was holding, was clapping as if he knew what was happening. "Is that also the reason why you're fat, Mommy?" asked my fifth child, Chancy, who's almost four years old. I froze at what he said. Am I really fat? Not only did I notice it, but even my little one, barely aware of anything, did too.

I_love_my_mommy OH MY GOD, WHAT? WAIT...MIA, YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?! CRAP, HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS? WHO IS THE LUCKY GUY? Cereal_killer IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU, YA KNOW Yes_you_suck ... I_love_my_mommy ... Noah's_wifey ... I_pooped ... Cereal_killer OH, COME ON! FACE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM! Yes_you_suck

Even though I've tried to be quiet, they always have a way of bothering me. I also slapped Sonya for no reason. That time, Sonya made fun of Mom, who had been in a coma for years. She used to call me a motherless child. She also said that I was born from a mummy. I was so angry when she made fun of Mom and me.

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!

Xan hates seeing me sad, my son at this age also will do anything to keep me happy. Little does he know, his mere presence is enough to make me happy, he is the source of all happiness in the world. Smiling, I pulled him closer to me, cuddling I kissed his forehead, " no baby, mommy is just upset." "Why?" He asked, looking at my face. "Mommy is getting fat." I pouted, looking at my stomach. Xan follows my gaze and tilts his head. My son looked at me confused, his little brain not understanding, the deal about me getting fat.

"I'm all right. We're all right." Ye Hua furrowed his brows, his tone skeptical. "Why are you panting? Is she heavy? Do you want me to carry her for you?" "Who's heavy?" Yin shouted in anger. "You're the fat one! All of your family are fat ones!" Ye Hua was stumped for words. He almost lost his balance. "B-But, I did not call you..." "I know I'm currently fat in all the wrong places. No need to rub it in!"