You Forgot The Funny Novels & Stories

"Mr. Sterling shows Maeve a level of care and respect you will clearly never understand." "Papa, don't," I said, gently touching my father's arm. "There's no need to explain anything to him." I turned to Rhys. "Rhys, don't bring up that childhood betrothal again. It was just a joke made by the dons over drinks. It was never real." "Those were your words. Are you taking them back now?" Rhys opened his mouth, but no words came out. "The answer should be obvious," I said, standing up. "It was a joke then, so let's not pretend it's serious now."

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

I listened for a moment, already feeling irritation gather behind my eyes, then said, “Let them in.” The guards looked back at me once before stepping aside. The three of them came in, and for a second none of them spoke. They had crossed cities and countries to get here, yet standing in front of me seemed to strip them of every prepared word. Matthias was the first to try. “The doctors told us the surgery may have affected your memory,” he said. “That’s all right. Even if you forgot us, we can start again.” Enzo stepped closer, restless and unsteady. “You don’t have to remember everything. We do. Whatever you want to know, we’ll tell you.”

His hand lingers for only a second, just enough, then our foreheads lightly touch. Neither of us planned it and neither of us moves. His eyes meet mine. "So…..." "So?" "I forgot what I was going to say." I smile. "I don't think you had anything." "I definitely did." "You looked very confident." "I was." "And now?" "I've completely lost it." My laugh comes quietly. "I don't mind." "I was going to make a joke." "You still can." "I don't remember it." "I'll pretend it was funny." "It probably wasn't."

Warm and loose and completely unguarded, the kind that doesn't happen when you're managing yourself, when you're performing calmly, when you're being careful. The kind that just comes out because something is actually funny and you've forgotten to hold anything back. Dominic's laughter. And underneath it, threading through it, Celeste's voice. I lay completely still. I thought about the video I'd sent at noon. About the hour I'd waited. About three words delivered hours later by a man who couldn't remember, sitting two feet away from me on the same sofa, that the video had existed at all. He forgot, but he wasn't forgetting this.

"I completely forgot something incredibly important inside the house." I stopped and turned around, my brow furrowing in confusion. "What is it? What did you forget?" Ella’s mischievous, bubbly grin instantly returned to her face, her eyes sparkling with excitement. "It's a giant surprise! Just stay right here and don't move an inch, I'll be right back!"

The group frequently got together for a little card game during their day off. One day, Jean got a call while playing cards. Overjoyed, she took the call right away. A man’s growl came down like a cannonball. “Are you Tanner’s mother? Your son owes me 6 million dollars. You’d better come up with a way to pay the debt, or I’ll cut him up and feed him to the dogs.” As color drained from her face, Jean yelled, “Is this a prank call? Go to hell, scammer!”

She playfully tapped Reya’s nose and made a face. “Let’s go get something to eat first. Reya, tell me where we can find tasty food!” “Oh, I know! I know! Mommy, could you order everything I like for my favorite cousin later?” With that, the group left the airport in high spirits while chatting and laughing the entire time. When they passed by a trash can, Cecil casually threw her phone inside the can. Dianne noticed this and reacted with a surprised look. “Why did you throw your phone away? Is something wrong with it? We can get it fixed. How else are you going to contact your friends and Cleo back home?”

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

We were halfway to the university when Kat said, "hey, send that pic we took last night. I want to gram it." "Yeah, sure. Just a minute. Let me take my phone out." I searched through my bag for my phone but....I wasn't able to find it. Oh, please not let me have forgotten it back at the apartment. Please, pretty please! I'm so stupid. I can never keep track of my things. I just looked at Kat through the mirror and she understood. Well,her laughing at me means she understood, right? "You are really so stupid and careless Scar. Imagine if one day you forget your husband and be like, oh shit! I forgot my husband at home. Don't worry, this happens to me all the time." She laughed out loud.