You're So Old Jokes

Lorryce is a simply charming young lady who just wants to enjoy her University life in peace. But the Universe has a different way to spice and shake things up for her. What would a brief but blissful encounter mean for her? How could a Heartbreak Prince change her life? And how could she ever let go of a memory that keeps on haunting her mercilessly? This story is a written in Filipino and English.

Armea ay isang single mom at mag-isa niyang tinaguyod ang kanyang anak na si Andro dahil sa iniwan siya ng kanyang kinakasama anim na taon na ang nakakalipas. Maayos naman ang kanilang pamumuhay ngunit dumating ang malaking dagok sa buhay niya ang mapatangal siya sa kanyang trabaho at dumagdag pa ang pagkakaroon ng sakit ng kanyang anak na Lukemia. Nakilala niya ang isang Doctor na si Van at inofferan siya nito na gagamutin ang anak kapalit ang pagpapakasal sa kanya. Pumayag siya at nagpakasal nagging magkaibigan sila hanggang sa nahulog ang isa’t- isa. Naging maayos naman ang kanilang pagsasama ngunit guguluhin ito ng dating kinakasama nito na si Brent at ibubunyag niya lahat ng sikreto ni Van kakayanin kaya ni Armea ang kanyang malalaman? Ano kaya ang sekreto ni Van at bakit ngayon lang nagpakita si Brent?

Ilana accepted the heartbreak her husband Gray inflicted in her—embracing the pain and relationship failure. She has experienced heartbreak twice—both from men who shared the same last names, Montemayor. The heartbreak didn’t kill her—it kept her alive, and afraid to love again. However, an uninvited visitor came to her door—trying its luck to be embraced like how it should be. Ilana tried so hard to avoid her growing feelings. However, the certain man who was just another presence in her life became everything to her. She forgot how she was before him. She laughed. She joked. She teased. All after he came. If this is another chance for Ilana to love again, she won’t deny it cold-heartedly. But how can she give this love a chance when the root of her love trauma left something in her that she could never get rid of?

Some people still believe that forever still exist except for Chandria.A girl with a bad past memories and until now she can't still move on.Since kasi iniwan sila ng mother niya, doon na siya nagsimulang huminto na maniwala na may happy ending ang buhay.Ayon sa kanya those things only exist in books and movies. Until one day everything just suddenly change.Ang boring niyang mundo napalitan ng excitement and that is all because of Niel John Quirino.Ang gwapong happy go lucky na despite sa problema nito sa pamilya ay mas pinili na lang nitong maging masaya.Ngumiti at masiglang hinarap ang hamon ng buhay. Will he able to change Chandria and make her believe that in love everything is possible?That everything happens for a reason at minsan isang choice din ang magkaroon ng happy ending.

“I love you. I love you so much that I’m willing to do everything to have you. I’ll give you my heart, my body, and my soul just to prove my loyalty. You can own me. You can have me. You can have my everything.” Sinong mag-aakla na ang isang tulad ni Zeikko Jox Teng ay marunong magmahal nang totoo? Na isang babae lang pala ang magpapaamo sa isang tulad niya? He is ruthless. He is cold. No one ever dares to mess up with him. But when this girl named Krystal came across his life — he changed. She is lost. She always feels alone. No one ever dares to get her out in the dark. She was once hurt because of love. She is broken. However no matter how hard Zeikko tried to heal her, to save her from pain and from everything . . . he knows that the only person can do so is his own brother, Kiel Jiro Teng — ang lalaking pinili siyang saktan upang iligtas siya sa kamay ng kanyang magulang. But when the story began to unfold . . . Sino ang pipiliin ni Krystal? Ang lalaking bang una niyang minahal at ginawa niyang buhay? O ang lalaking hindi siya sinukuan at ginawa ang lahat upang iparamdam sa kanya ang tunay na pagmamahal? “Krystal, this is an oath. AN OATH TO LOVE YOU.”

Kia felt strangely happy when she found out that the man she was going to marry was the man she once loved, but it was the opposite of Ludian because the woman she hated was now in front of her. How will Ludian accept the fact that Kia is the one he has to marry just for the sake of his father's reputation? Kaya bang tiisin ni Kia ang magiging trato sakaniya ni Ludian makasama niya lamang ang pinakamamahal niya.

Si Danielle Tina Fajardo ay ampon ng mga Fajardo. Sa kabila ng masamang pagtrato ng magulang nito sa papel ay nandyan naman si Madam Anna, ang kanyang lola, na mahal na mahal at tanggap siya kaya kung ituring niya ito ay ang kanyang hero. Ngunit isang araw, bigla na lamang ito namatay na nagpaguho sa mundo ni Danielle. Ang taong tumanggap sa kanya, ang taong nagbigay ng pagmamahal sa kanya ay bigla na lamang nawala. Paano na ito sa kamay ng kanyang masamang magulang? Ngunit sa araw na rin iyon ay halos gumuho ang mundo nito nang makatanggap ito ng kontrata na iniwan sa kanya ng kanyang lola at isa itong Arrange Marriage Contract! Mas gumuho ang mundo nang malaman na ipapakasal pala ito sa kanyang childhood crush na si Aries Florenzo. Ang the most handsome and most wealthiest man in the Philippines! Naging mag-asawa ito ngunit hindi maramdaman ni Danielle ang pagmamahal na gusto niyang maramdaman kay Aries kaya isa na lang pag-asa niya, ang malaman ni Aries na magkakaanak na sila. Ngunit bago pa niya sabihin ito ay halos madurog ang kanyang puso nang inabot ni Aries ang divorce paper dahil sa pagdating ng kanyang ex-lover, ang totoong mahal niya. Dahil sa bigo at sakit na idinulot ni Aries kay Danielle ay napagpasyahan nitong umalis at magpakalayo-layo ngunit sa hindi inaasahan, dumating ang isang lalaki na tutulong sa kanya upang magbago ng tuluyan ang kanyang buhay.

Lia and Ethan were childhood friends. Sa tagal ng pagkakaibigan nila, hindi maipagkakait na mangkagusto si Lia kay Ethan. However, it seems like Ethan can't see her the same way she did. When a love of friendship turns into a love that you can’t ever imagine it happened, what will you choose to believe in? Is that love worth the risk?

Si Vance Haidezo, isang friendly, hard working and charismatic Journalist. Naatasan siya para sa isang private project ng TV Station na pinapasukan niya. He will make a documentary film for the daily life of a billionaire heir. Hindi niya inaasahan na ang tinutukoy na tagapagmana ay si Steven Kiazxon. Si Steven Kiazxon na heartthrob, bad boy ay boyfriend niya Vance noong nasa college sila na hanggang ngayon ay mahal na mahal niya. Vance waited him after Steven promised to come back but suddenly disappeared three years ago. Now that they meet again. Akala ni Vance tapos na ang paghihintay niya pero hindi pala dahil hindi na siya kilala ni Steven na nagka-amnesia. Ano ang dapat gawin ni Vance para maalala siya ng nobyo? Paano niya gagawin 'yon kung nakalimutan na din ni Steven ang tunay nitong pagkatao? Na ang kaya din nitong ibigin at pangarapin ay isang lalakeng kagaya niya... "Steven, kung hindi ako maalala ng isip mo, ipapaalala ko 'yon sa puso mo. Ramdam kong alam mong mahalaga ako sayo kaya maghihintay ako hanggang sa maalala mo ako. Nababasa ko sa mga mata mong mahal mo pa rin ako kaya hindi ako susuko." - Vance. Anong misteryo ang matutuklasan ni Vance sa pangyayari tatlong taon na ang nakakaraan na dahilan ng pagkawala ng alaala ni Steven?

It was arranged for Greyson to marry a woman he had never seen before, so he refused his father's wishes. He became even more angry when he was deprived of the right to his properties. He promised himself that the woman who caused him suffering would be held accountable. Then he meets Allison, I guess it's just bad luck every time their paths cross. What's worse is, he became the girl's slave. One day, GREYSON woke up with the feeling that his heart is also a slave of the woman. What if GREYSON discovers that Allison is the woman his father, Cyril Falcon Monte Cristo, is forcing him to marry? Will he still be able to love her or uphold the rejection of his father's wishes?