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The old lady commented. “Keep your eyes off my mate.” Morning warned the old lady. The woman laughed. Or rather it would be more appropriate to say that she cackled. “You’re really funny girl. Maybe if I were fifty years younger then I might look at him, but by now I’m already three limbs in the grave. So you don’t have to see me as competition eh?” The old lady said.

Lyra I scoffed, "Calm your titties, man; I'm not the one who told you to leave your wife and kids for some young ass." He scoffed, "Okay, feisty." "Okay, old." He chuckled, making my stomach do this flipflop thing that only happened last when I was around my crush in high school. The f*ck. "So you think I'm old?" "Definitely not in your twenties." "No." "Old then"

I laughed. "But the good kind of weird, right?" he grinned. "Is there even a good kind?" I asked back. "Well, now you've stumbled on one," he said, raising his chin. What a smartass. "You can stop standing there now, just take a seat," I said and he graciously sat himself down. "So how old are you?" "Is that even an appropriate question to ask a lady?" I joked. "Well, you know girl's these days lie a lot about their age, and you look like...what? 17?"

he complained. "Aha! The old man cares about me! Great," I mocked while he scoffed. "Old man? I'm just 10 years older than you," he responded. "Still old!”

He said it in a childish tone. "Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along. "Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company." "Oh really?" "Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Please go on." "Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter

“Is that okay?” “Yeah?” Dizen wasn't so sure if that would satisfy his father or he will throw another corny joke. Whatever it is it's not on him, it's up on his father. They all looked at the old mister Lopez when they heard him cleared his throat after that he let out a big smile on his mouth. Maybe that was the sign they are waiting to see. They remain quiet soon as old Mr. Lopez started speak. “That was a joke, but let me tell you another one.”

He deadpanned. "But with the heart of an 8 year old. So I'm technically a kid." I joked. "Yeah right. If anything you are an 80 year old trapped in a 26 year old body." "Hey!" "What? You act like your 80 sometimes." "Do not." "Do too. I bet your still in bed by 9:30 the latest." Damn, maybe he was right. "Told ya." "Yeah, well....you suck." I shot lamely shot back. He laughed at my comeback.

He's about to loose it. "I'm last. Banana right? Fine, just don't laugh. You must be a banana, 'cause I find you very A-PEELING?" I said rather in question since I wasn't sure if my joke was funny or not. But surprisingly, they all laughed. That's a relief. "Oh, this one. It's an Olive. OLIVE you so much that it hurts! HAHAHA!" Ione remembered. "That's nothing, listen to mine. You make my heart skip BEET! HAHAHA! The vegetable! Burned!" Harry said.

“Shh! I’m trying to tell you something.” He stifled more of his chuckles. “I do apologise Miss Jones, please continue.” “Thank you. What is funny, I mean the thing that’s funny is…here I am, older than you, and there you are, younger than me, and yet I am pissed, and you are not.” She laid it out in such a way that made her comment sound like the mystery of the century. Playing along, Josh made a thoughtful noise. “Mmm, yes. It’s almost as if age has nothing to do with how drunk you can yet.”

"Plus, I'm not the only one who's here." The old man furrowed his eyebrows. "I don't get it. I can see only you standing before me. Or are you a spirit now?" Draya chuckled. "Oh Adam, what's the polite way of saying 'fuck you' to an old man?" Adam pretended to think. "I think you'll say 'Adam if you don't mind, go intercourse yourself'". Both burst out laughing at the corny joke. Oh the old man had a wonderful taste of humor. "I really missed you Adam. But on the bright side, I came with..."