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Bretta Margareth Barreto experienced an assault at the age of fifteen. She wanted to fight back and shout for help, but she can’t do it. Lore threatened her if she will scream and fight back, she won’t be able to see her younger sister. There’s nothing she can do during the night she was being harass. So, she chose not to fight back and scream.She let Lore to do what he want and just go with the flow. She cried while doing those things that destroy her purity during her young age. After what happened on that night, Bretta promise to herself that she won’t trust boys that easily. But that promise got broken when a special boy came to her life.Cyrus made her feel special. Accepted her flaws, shameful experienced, and love her. Bretta love him so much as Cyrus love her too. They thought that their love towards each other can conquer everything. But that thought change everything when something bad happened. Will their love prevail or will that be the end of their love story?

"You have been a very bad girl wife"...Alyssa Jones is in love with Carl Miller for as long as she can remember.Dalton Miller is in love with Alyssa for as long as he can remember.What will happen when their parents decided to marry Alyssa with Dalton who is her best friend and in love with her and Carl with Amara, Alyssa's sister?Will Alyssa accept her best friend as her husband or will she continue to love Carl?Will Dalton make Alyssa fall in love with him? Relationships will get messy. Hearts will break but among all these will Alyssa be able to find her one true love?

นิยายโรมานซ์มีเรท NC20+ ฟิลกู้ด และ ฟิน เพราะปาร์ตี้สละโสด หรือเพราะอะไรก็ตามที่ดลใจให้เธอ ซินเดีย ทรงโอสถ ยินยอมเสียความสาวในคืนวันไนท์สแตนด์ให้กับหนุ่มหล่อดีกรีนักเรียนทุนปริญญาโท ทิ้งเงินไว้ให้เล็กน้อยเป็นค่ารถกลับเป็นค่าขึ้นครู คิดเพียงว่าคงไม่ได้เจอกันอีก แต่โลกมันกลมอย่างไม่น่าเชื่อ เมื่อสี่ปีต่อมา ผู้ชายคนนั้นโผล่เข้ามาในชีวิตอีกครั้ง พร้อมตำแหน่งประธานบริษัทคนใหม่ อีธาน สมิท หนุ่มไทยบุตรบุญธรรมเจ้าของบริษัทสายการบินชั้นนำ เข้ารับตำแหน่งประธานบริษัทที่เมืองไทย การมาในครั้งนี้ทำให้เขาพบกับเธออีกครั้ง สาวสวยที่ยอมให้เขาได้เปิดซิง แล้วทิ้งเงินค่าครูไว้ให้สิบดอลลาร์ข้างหัวเตียง แล้วหายเข้ากลีบเมฆไปตลอดกาล คงเป็นโชคชะตาหรือจังหวะชีวิตที่ทำให้เขาออกล่าเหยื่อตัวแสบคนนี้อีกครั้ง อย่างเสือหิวที่ไม่ได้เจอเหยื่อมานาน แต่เหยื่อสุดแสบก็ใช่ว่าจะยอมด้วยง่าย ๆ เหมือนคราวที่แล้ว ทำให้เขาต้องออกแรงเสียเหงื่อสักหน่อยจึงได้ขย้ำสมใจ

Paul Henry had to be discharged from the army due to paralysis of his legs, half a year his temper was not very good, so Grandpa Dylan Henry wanted Paul to get married so that he could feel a little happier. Fiona also ran to find Paul because of this news, he said he wanted her to help him get out of here. Without thinking, she agreed. Paul was brought home by Fiona to provide accommodation and meals. Although it is very difficult to earn money to support him, she feels a love that she has never had before. Paul wants to go abroad to treat his feet, before leaving he just leaves her a piece of paper. When Fiona came home from work to find him gone, life became as dark as before meeting him. She was angry and didn't want to talk to him, Paul had to comfort her for a long time before she could forgive him.

Tiana has been unlucky in love. A pamper night with the girls leads to potential love, inappropriate messages and something far more sinister lurking in the background. Cleo has found her dream man... or has she? Mari and Ben are on rocky ground but a deeply hidden secret is about to cause an avalanche.... Expect thrills, chills, steamy scenes and unexpected twists from the gripping debut novel from Liora J. Belmont-Siron

Opposites Attract? Maybe! This is a story where two totally opposite individuals come across each other. They start from cursing each other. The only thing which is common in them is their profession. Both are doctors. Let's see how far do they go. When one is absolutely fierce and outspoken and other is a man of few words who is never in the spotlight and likes his peace. She comes into his life as a storm and messes with his peace. Get ready to join Dr.Shanaya Oheroi and Dr.Aarav Kapoor on this journey from being strangers to everything for each other.

Lucian (Luke) Wright is a billionaire who after an irresponsible act, tries to prove himself to his grandfather by disguising as an ordinary employee at Wright AutoTech Motors. Ava Williams is a smart and talented marketer who faces challenges in male dominated industry, and dislikes Luke. Luke and Ava are tasked with securing a major investor for the company, leading to a competitive and romantic, tension-filled journey. Complications arise as Ava struggles with a sexist boss and learns about Luke's secret. She feels betrayed and it leads to a dramatic confrontation. Will Ava and Luke work out their issues, clear up misunderstandings, and confront their feelings for each other??

5 tahun berlalu mereka bertemu kembali, bukan sebagai teman lama melainkan menjadi musuh!. Wei selalu menjadi sosok yang sempurna baginya, meski kini Wei telah berubah. Katanya cinta pertama tak tergantikan, meski waktu berlalu namun masih terasa membekas. Begitu pula perasaan Zhang Meng Qi terhadap Wei zilian. Serangkaian kejadian manis dan berbagai konflik terjadi diantara mereka. Ketika Zhang Meng Qi mengetahui trauma Wei berhubungan dengannya, apakah ia akan menyerah? Di tengah konflik yang terjadi Zhang Meng Qi terlibat dalam cinta segi 4 . Kalian team mana? Wei cinta pertama vs David pahlawan kegelapan?

He stood in front of me, held my face between his hands and stared down at me. I waited, once again, I did. For what? This time I didn't know. But the moment he spoke, I knew, the wait was over. "You waited." He said. I gasped. " You waited." He breathed.

Si Secretary Sollaire ang isa sa pinaka kilalang One-Year Contract Secretary sa industriya ng mga sekretarya kung saan siya nago-offer ng kakaibang service sa kanyang mga employer. Nang hindi inaasahang mapasali sa isang programang ginawa para sa mga bilyonaryo, will she take up the challenge of being a forever secretary to one Vernon Ronan?