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Dareen, pria tampan yang masih berumur 23 tahun, namun sudah diberikan jabatan sebagai Direktur utama di perusahaan keluarga. Tentunya tidak semudah itu ia mendapatkan jabatan tersebut, Dareen harus berusaha mendapatkan hati ayahnya agar bisa percaya padanya. Dia harus berkerja keras, dari nol untuk mencapai cita-cita nya. Dengan semangat yang diberikan kekasihnya membuat pria itu akhirnya berhasil mencapai cita-cita yang selama ini ia inginkan, menjadi Direktur Utama. Nafeesa, gadis cantik yang masih berumur 22 tahun. Ia selalu ada disaat Dareen dalam keterpurukan, ia selalu memberikan semangat pada kekasihnya. Mereka sudah lama menjalin hubungan, mereka sudah merencanakan agar melanjutkan hubungan ke jenjang pernikahan. Namun selama menjalin hubungan mereka tak mendapatkan restu dari kedua orang tua, Dareen. Dengan begitu mereka harus menunda dan mencoba segala cara agar mendapat restu dari orang tua Dareen. Pria itu mengajak Nafeesa untuk menginap di apartement-nya. Dareen meminta sesuatu yang tak seharusnya di minta, sebelum ada ikatan pernikahan. Nafeesa bimbang, namun saat mendengar ucapan kekasihnya ia pun menyetujuinya. Mereka pun melakukan hubungan yang tak seharusnya mereka lakukan. Akankah kedua orang tua Dareen memberi restu setelah mereka melakukan hubungan terlarang? Atau malah mereka semakin menentang hubungan Dareen dan Nafeesa?

"Sepertinya kita langsung mulai aja, Naz, gue udah enggak tahan." Karisma memegang celana pendeknya untuk segera diturunkan. Gadis itu terbelalak. Wajahnya terlihat panik kala menangkap sinyal aneh dari Karisma yang nampaknya serius akan melakukan hal keji tersebut padanya. Nazmi Alisya, seorang model terkenal yang memiliki tubuh ideal impian semua wanita di dunia. Paras menawan dengan bibir mungil merona membuat semua pria selalu terpikat dengan senyuman sensualnya. Tak terkecuali dengan Karisma dan Geri, dua lelaki yang masih kukuh saling merebut gadis cantik nan polos tersebut. Belum lagi Fahmi, seorang fans berat Nazmi yang selalu meneror hubungan gadis itu dengan siapa pun dia dekat. Karisma bukan hanya piawai bermain musik, tapi juga pandai dalam merebut hati Nazmi untuk selalu menuruti apa mau lelaki itu. Bahkan saat Nazmi akan menikah dengan Geri sekalipun, tetap saja Karisma dengan keras kepalanya melakukan segala cara untuk mendapatkan Nazmi kembali. Termasuk memiliki tubuh gadis cantik itu. Sebuah ide gila yang sempat terlintas beberapa bulan lalu. Menghamili Nazmi. Akankah Karisma berhasil merebut Nazmi dari Geri? Siapa yang akan dipilih Nazmi untuk menjadi suaminya? Lalu bagaimana dengan nasib percintaan mereka karena tentu Fahmi juga akan menghalalkan segala cara untuk terus mencuri perhatian sang idol cantik tersebut.

A powerful female SQA hunter and agent for the supernatural council risks getting her identity exposed which puts both her , her newly found mate and his whole pack in danger. Hazel Mondragon

Kisah dua manusia yang sama-sama memiliki ketakutan dan trauma. Sama-sama memendam lelah yang tidak terucapkan. Mereka bertemu lalu saling jatuh cinta. Apakah cinta dapat menyembuhkan mereka berdua? Bagaimana mereka mengobati luka masing-masing?

It is a story about how a wife leaves her husband and daughter only because she loves them. Miranda and Eric. Circumstances tore them apart. Now after 7 years fate brings them together and to forget the little angel that they created when they were together.

Nabuntis ng hindi kilalang lalaki si Bryanne at dahil sa takot sa kanyang pamilya ay nagpasya siyang magpakalayo-layo. Apat na taon ang matuling lumipas, nakilala niya ang bagong CEO ng kompanyang kanyang pinagta-trabahu-an, si Roman Contreras. G'wapo sana pero antipatiko kaya hindi sila magkasundo ng lalaki hanggang sa isang araw ay bigla siya nitong alukin ng kasal. A contract marriage to be exact. Roman wants to get rid of his ex-girlfriend and Bry needs a huge amount of money para sa operasyon ng kanyang anak. Saan sila dadalhin ng relasyong nagsimula lamang sa matinding pangangailangan?

Ang pamilya Tengco ay may dalawang anak na babae. Ang kanilang bunsong anak na babae. Si Brianna Tengco, ay kilala sa kanyang kagandahan. May tsismis na hindi mailarawan ang ganda niya. Gayunpaman, ang panganay na anak na babae ng pamilya Tengco, si Heile Tengco, ay may mababang IQ mula noong siya ay bata pa at nagsimula lamang siyang magsalita noong siya ay anim taong gulang. Itinuring siya ng kanyang mga magulang bilang isang pasanin habang tinatrato siya ng labas ng mundo bilang isang katatawanan. Gayunpaman, walang nakakaalam na si Heile ay may tunay na kakaibang katalinuhan na nahuling nabuo. Pagkatapos, nabuntis si Heile sa hindi malaman dahilan. Apat na buwan sa kanyang pagbubuntis, pinilit siya ng kanyang mga magulang na pakasalan ang pinakamayamang lalaki sa City, ang pamilyang Bueno. Ang mga usapan ay ang kanyang asawa ay isang matandang lalaki na paralisado sa kama mula noong edad na walo. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, nang magpakasal si Heile sa pamilya Bueno, nalaman niyang hindi lang matanda ang kanyang asawa, guwapo rin ito. Siya ang Young Master ng pamilya Bueno na hinangaan ng lahat— si Kerr Bueno.

Fleur Garnet Harisson is an in-demand super model who has an issue about her, aborting her baby. She came back to the Philippines from Germany after 5 years of being away. As soon as she came home, her ex-fiancé, Rhysand Huecel Velarde forced her to be the step-mother inlaw of Rhysand's daughter, Vanilla.

As the only daughter of a casino magnate, I have grown up surrounded by danger and betrayal. To keep me safe, my father has raised nine bodyguards from a young age. After I come of age, he asks me to choose one of them as my fiance. Everyone expects me to pick Harry Hunt, the man I have secretly loved for years. But I do not—not after what happened in my previous life. On the day of our engagement, I was kidnapped, and my hands were pierced with poison-tipped spikes. Tortured and desperate, I called Harry for help. His response still haunts me today. "Victoria, stop with these games. Your location shows you're still in the hotel suite. Trying to pull these pity stunts just to keep me to yourself? Pathetic." With another woman laughing in the background, I closed my eyes and gave up. As the iron cage sank beneath the waves and the sea filled my lungs, my life ended. Then, I open my eyes and find myself back on the day my father asked me to make a choice. This time, Harry's name is the first I cross off the list. But why is he crying and begging me to marry him at my engagement banquet with Jeffrey Reed?

When Nathan comes to pick me up on the day of the wedding, he loses his footing and falls down a flight of stairs that's several feet high. He's not badly injured, but he bumps his head on the steps and ends up with jumbled memories. He mistakenly thinks that I am his first love, who had once hurt him. He reacts violently whenever he sees me. At this time, I found out that I am pregnant. The doctor says that the good news might be able to awaken his memories partially. I rush off to find him, holding the medical report. However, I accidentally overhear the conversation between him and his friends. "Nate is always full of ideas. Now he's even claiming that his memories are jumbled up! As long as you don't get bored, Olivia will never be able to force you to get married." "Don't spout nonsense. I do love Liv, and she's the only one that I'll ever love. I'll just have fun for half a month more before I settle down and get married." "Half a month? That isn't even enough time to flirt with all the female models at the club. Can you really be satisfied with that?" Nathan's expression turns cold as he snaps, "I'm not an irresponsible jerk. Liv and I have been together for so many years. "I'm definitely going to marry her. Call someone now! I want the one from yesterday with a tiny waist and a big bottom. It excites me to look at her!" Trembling, I tear up the notice from the hospital and turn to leave.