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After being saved from Mr. Stone, the one who used her as his personal slave, Clair faces days of PTSD. However she is too shy and anxious to share her problems with her well wishers. And to make things worse, she meets Levi, some one who she falls for. However, she refrains herself from dating him because she fears ruining it. Levi is adamant on winning the girl of his dreams, despite the hurdles in front of him. There was one moment that he thought he had won her. That his dreams had finally come true. However, life had other plans for them. Will they ever be able to over come her fear and face her troubles? Will they be able to overcome the troubles that life throws at them and finally be together?

Even in the modern time, she was given for marriage without her consent. Her father being so selfishness, also dragged his family along into his messy shit. As always, a marriage where a lady is been forced to, must have no love at all. Irrespective of the fact she was married to one of the richest man, she wasn't happy and their marriage lacked alot. In the quest to either grow their marriage or get a divorce after the contract was about coming to an end, the couple, fell in the uncast spells of one another.

“God, woman.” He growled as she shuddered. Suppressing his outlandish sadistic tendency, he stopped, still breathing heavily. His lungs burned, and his hard c*ck throbbed in his pants. *** Heartbroken, Charleigh Wrylee, a charming and driven associate architect, dedicates her life to her career. She grabs the opportunity when a new project promises her a promotion. Bryce Chase is a tough daddy and a great baker with only two goals in life—raising his child and managing his cake shop. But things change when he runs into a new girl. Even though their interests don’t align, it turns the heat between them, pulling them together like magnets. Will they be able to set their issues aside and follow their hearts instead? Or will they rather stick to what they’re fighting for; his shop and her promotion? *** Sometimes hiding the truth comes with a great price. That’s what the quiet and preserved Arizona Sky realizes after meeting Tripp Wrylee— a hardworking overconfident CEO of a top architectural firm. She finds herself doing things she never thought she’d do— marrying a man she barely knows and leaving her the next day.  Three years later, he comes back, asking for a second chance, filling the husband’s role he left empty, bringing out the other side of him that Ari never knew he had.  Things between them become surreal until his job is at risk, their relationship is in hot water, and the people she loves are against their relationship, but something between them is maybe worth saving.

Warning! Grazian makhluk tampan sejuta pesona itu punya pacar lebih dari selusin. Definisi Bad boy yang sesungguhnya melekat sempurna padanya. Setiap harinya bahkan Grazian bisa berganti tiga kali, kencan dengan gadis yang rela melemparkan diri ke pelukkannya. Meski punya banyak pacar tapi, Grazian tetap pulang pada Merona Jingga. Gadis yang sudah lama tinggal bersamanya. Hanya saja Grazian dan Merona sama-sama sepakat untuk tidak mengumbar kedekatan mereka pada publik. Merona tak pernah protes Grazian dekat dengan gadis manapun, bahkan Merona selalu tahu dengan siapa Grazian bercinta. Selama hidup dengan Grazian, gadis itu tak pernah merasa kurang secara materi tapi, keinginan terbesarnya adalah menjadi satu-satunya gadis yang ada di hati Grazian bukan hanya sebagai tempat pulang. Akankah keinginan Merona dikabulkan Grazian ketika kenyataan pahit menyapa keduanya? atau sama-sama saling merelakan, mengambil jalan hidup masing-masing?

Saat Victor Hayes Kingston, pewaris Kingston Group, dituduh sebagai pembunuh berantai yang sadis, hidupnya berubah dari kejayaan menjadi mimpi buruk dalam semalam. Untuk membersihkan namanya, dia menyewa Vivian Herlize, salah satu pengacara terbaik di New York, yang ternyata adalah wanita yang pernah menghabiskan malam panas bersamanya. Saat keduanya menyelidiki jejak pembunuhan yang semakin berbahaya, mereka mendapati diri mereka terperangkap dalam ketegangan, tipu daya, dan gairah yang tak terhindarkan. Bagaimana Victor akan menemukan pembunuh sebenarnya?

You know that feeling when you're mated to a demon!!! Though I'm not mated to a demon but that feeling ruled my entire life till I decided to take the next big step. My name is Petal Brooks and my entire life was tamed till I decided that it was time to get out of the cage and become wild. Everyone despised me and you know, i think it hurts to know that I'm their most beautiful regret. I ran away from home and became pack leader of the rogues but watch out for me!! I'm coming back and I would stop at nothing to be UNTAMED.

Fanya yang merupakan gadis berumur 25 tahun, harus merelakan kehidupannya saat Atmaja mengirimnya sebagai tumbal. Hidup di tengah-tengah pria mengerikan, yang akan siap mengunyahnya hidup-hidup. Hingga kata kabur, terasa begitu indah saat itu terucap dari mulutnya. Tapi ternyata tidak, takdir membawanya masuk lebih dalam lagi. Lagi, dan lagi. Ternoda dengan sebuah ikatan suci. Membutakan matanya, saat orang yang berstatus sebagai suami, menjeratnya dengan rantai tak kasat mata. Hidup dengan segala tekanan yang membuatnya kebal dengan semua itu. Sampai Fanya menemukan titik lelah, dan melepaskan segalanya. Dan seorang Regan Erlando, tidak akan mengerti arti kata pertemuan, sebelum menyadari kata perpisahan.

Akibat keluarganya yang terus memaksa untuk segera menikah Shella akhirnya mengikuti program situs kencan buta yang telah di rekomendasikan oleh temannya. Akan tetapi Shella justru tertarik dengan pria lain yang berada di restoran daripada ketiga pria kecan buta nya. Akhirnya setelah Shella membenarkan diri untuk mengundi keberuntungan dengan pria itu Shella justru ditolak secara mentah-mentah. Karena rasa malu Shella memutuskan untuk pulang kerumahnya. Sesaat setelah tiba diparkiran Shella tidak sengaja mendengar suara ricuh sepasang kekasih menggema. Akibat rasa penasarannya Shella memutuskan untuk mendekat mencaritahu apa yang sedang terjadi pada pasangan kekasih itu. Namun jika saja Shella tahu apa yang akan terjadi akibat perbuatannya tersebut mengantarkannya pada sebuah ikatan berbahaya Shella tidak akan melakukannya. Bagaimana nasib Shella selanjutnya? Apakah Shella akan terkena sebuah musibah atau justru keberuntungan? Ikuti kisah lengkapnya di sini. Tinggalkan kritik dan saran jika cerita ini memiliki kekurangan di bagian pengetikan ataupun hal lainnya. Terimakasih...

I turned my head and looked at the Alpha, trying to ask him why Kristen was dead. Did they come late? Or, did they just rescue me in time? However, the Alpha’s face was cold as ice. I even felt that he hated me to the core in that instant. He had never looked at me that way. He was always kind to me as far as I could remember. “Lindsay Blackwood, Gamma Jen’s daughter, brutally murdered my sister, Kristen. Is there anything else you want to say before the judgment is served?”