You Re So Old Jokes One Liners

This story has an adult activities that prohibited from minors 🔞 you can read this with your own risk. Ito ang kwento ng isang babae na niloko ng kan'yang kasintahan at ng isang lalaking na in love agad sa kan'ya nang una n'ya itong makita sa isang bar. Ang simula ng kanilang kwento ay nagsimula sa isang bar kung saan sila unang nagkasiping. Tunghayan ang kwento nila Frederick Santiago at Freya Fuentabella. Enjoy readings! Note: My work is not really perfect so expect those typological and grammatical errors inside sa story.

Lena grew up with nothin no family, no freedom, no love. She was sold off like property, her body and fate decided by others. She was caught between a dangerous offer which she couldn't refuse; being a bride to two masters Damian and Darius were brothers, powerful and ruthless. They never shared anything in their lives… until her. They didn’t ask for her love. They only demanded her surrender. One touched her with gentle hunger. The other consumed her with brutal fire. Together, they made her theirs in the same bed, at the same time, until she could no longer tell where one ended and the other began. Lena was their bride. Their obsession. Their lust. But in the heat of their desire, she finds herself caught between pain and passion, hate and love. Can a woman with nothing survive being wanted by two men who will never let her go? Or will she drown in the pleasure of belonging to both? One bride. Two masters. And a desire that chains her forever.

She wasn't supposed to survive the fire. She definitely wasn't supposed to survive him. Lyra Selene's life fractures the night fate finally finds her. At a high-profile fundraiser gone wrong, Lyra crosses paths with Zeviar Dravyn. To the human world, he is a billionaire philanthropist with a flawless public image. To the wolves, he is the Alpha King—feared, obeyed, and cursed. One look at her is enough for him to know the truth she doesn't yet understand: she is his mate. And she's human, which should make the bond impossible. Before Lyra can make sense of the pull between them, another presence steps out of the shadows. Orion Dravyn—Zeviar's twin brother, a rogue Alpha exiled from the throne. Wild where Zeviar is controlled. Dangerous where he is polished. And when their eyes meet, the impossible happens again. Lyra is bound by fate to two Alpha brothers who were never meant to share a mate. The bond is split between them—rejecting one will kill her, but claiming one will destroy the other. And as secrets unravel, she discovers she is not who she thought she was. She is the last of a bloodline the world tried to erase. A living myth wrapped in human skin. And the prophecy that destroyed her family is coming for her next. Caught between two Alphas, two worlds, and a fate that wants her dead, Lyra has one choice: Break the bond. Or let it break her.

They loved each other too loudly, too deeply, and too young. Zenia lost her voice trying to save Xairon. Xairon lost his world without realizing he was the one destroying it. She disappeared to survive. He stayed behind, unaware that she carried a life born from their love. When fate brings them together again, love returns—wounded, fragile, and dangerous. This time, they must decide whether love is worth risking everything… again. But how do you forgive the man who broke you, when your heart still remembers how he once saved you? Sometimes love deserves a second chance. Sometimes it destroys you twice.

When I turn 20, my grandfather's old friend—now the richest man in the country—lays out photos of his grandsons in front of me. He says, "Pick one to be your husband." Without hesitation, I choose Nathaniel Chapman. Everyone in the room is stunned. After all, it's no secret I've always been hopelessly in love with George Chapman. I used to swear I'd marry no one but him. In my previous life, I got what I wanted—I married George. And because of that marriage, he inherited the lion's share of his grandfather's wealth. But after the wedding, he started an affair with my sister. My parents were furious and sent her abroad to study. George thought I was the one who exposed them. From then on, he hated me to my very core. Women came and went at his side, each one resembling my sister more than the last. The betrayal crushed me. I fell into deep depression. Later, he secretly replaced my medication with slow-acting poison. I died with a child in my womb—alone, bitter, and betrayed. Now, I've been reborn. This time, I choose to let them have each other. But what I don't expect is that George has been reborn too.

Do you think you can have any girl you want? I don't even know you, and you asking me to marry you just because we had a one night stand. meet Elsa, a non- famous actress that can do anything apart from sex to secure her job. and meet Raymond Yates, a heir and a business man, who thinks his money can get him anything. will Raymond be able to get Elsa to marry him? and would she be able to fall in love with him? join me as we ride into this love story.

In the year 2020, the world faced Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2, and took several years to slowly recover from its immense effect. Thirty years after, another virus rose and affected the world's population in just a few weeks. The health workers couldn't determine what exactly the virus is, its type, and the way it is being passed from person to person despite the advanced and improved technology. Because of this and the sudden virus outbreak, the World Health Organization assigned Richforte Medical Team for a research mission for the virus and find a cure for it as soon as possible. Would they be able to accomplish this mission if, in the next few hours, the world would have what they called Zombie Apocalypse?

Mia always dreamed of a perfect wedding and a stable life. However, upon returning from a job search trip, she finds her fiancé, Colin, cheating on her with her friend Fallon. As if that wasn't enough, she discovers that her house is mortgaged. Desperate, Mia goes to a bar to escape the pain and meets Ethan, an irresistible and mysterious man. A night of passion results in an unexpected pregnancy, but Ethan is more than he seems - he is a werewolf. Suddenly, Mia is thrust into a supernatural world full of dangers and secrets. Unknown forces are shaping her destiny, and she must uncover the truth about Ethan and her new reality. Is this all just a series of coincidences, or is there something greater at play?

Bagi Raymond Rudiart, kencan buta satu malam di Bali hanyalah untuk satu malam itu saja. Tapi bagi Sherly Agatha, kencan semalam itu telah mengubah hidupnya untuk selamanya. Sherly hamil tanpa tahu identitas laki-laki yang menebar benih dalam rahimnya. Semenjak itulah kehidupannya yang manis langsung berubah pahit. Sherly diusir dari rumah dan terpaksa membesarkan buah hatinya itu seorang diri. Tiga tahun kemudian Sheina, kakaknya datang dan berniat untuk mengadopsi anak Sherly agar Sherly dan anaknya bisa kembali punya kehidupan yang layak. Merasa sangat tersinggung dengan niatan sang kakak, Sherly pun bertekad untuk sukses agar bisa memberikan tamparan balik ke keluarganya. Berbekal prestasinya selama kuliah, Sherly pun diterima di sebuah perusahaan besar. Ternyata CEO perusahaan itu adalah Raymond Rudiart. Apakah Sherly akan meminta Raymond untuk menikahinya?

"I'm a jerk, but you stole my heart"---->Derek"I'm a better person when i'm around you"---->Halsey"I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn't love myself"---->NicholasBut what shocked me the most were Alec's words..."I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you and only you."---->Alec Brad.It all started when i agreed to move in with them. The four bad ass of Greenville. Currently, i had been forced to attend a party with them and we were all playing truth and dare at the moment with other high schoolers.The bottle was spun around and it landed between me and Alec. I was to ask the question."Truth or dare?" I say slightly slurring on my words due to the little drinks i had taken."Truth" he replies with a lot of confidence, smirking at me, his green eyes holding my gaze.This was the perfect time to ask him what has always been bothering me. And then my question rolls out of my tongue."When was your last kiss?"He seemed shocked with the question but covers it up quickly with an evil smile, as he searches around for something, or maybe someone. Having found it, he turned around to face me and answered my question."Now"And with that, he pulls me up in a swift movement, grabs my waist, draws me closer to him,and then you can imagine what happens next. My asshole is kissing me.