You So Dumb Jokes

Maura Andromeda memilih untuk tidak percaya lagi pada janji setelah ayahnya berbagi cinta. Keluarga barunya sama sekali tidak menyukai dirinya, apalagi saat ia dijebak oleh kakak tirinya dengan menaruh obat tidur kemudian mempertemukannya pada pria yang telah meminum obat perangsang hal itu membuat Maura hamil. Ranggapati Danutirta, pebisnis bidang properti, muda, tampan yang telah dijebak bersamanya malam itu. Pria yang ditinggal kabur oleh calon pengantin wanita pada hari pernikahan. Rangga merasa jika Maura berbeda dengan kebanyakan wanita yang ia temui, membuatnya ingin menjadikan maura sebagai pendamping hidupnya. Apakah Rangga mampu menaklukan hati Maura?

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT He is a prince, and she is a nobody. In his eyes, she is unfit to even say his name. But what happens when circumstances force them into an unexpected marriage? How much more can Amelia take from a man who would do anything to get her out of his life? Would it be too late when billionaire prince Bastian realizes that Amelia has been THE ONE all along? Find out what happens in this gripping tale of love, betrayal and redemption.

My sister had struggled with severe depression for years, and the only thing that seemed to ease her pain was her dog, Toto, who had become her constant companion. But when her illness flared up again, Toto was nowhere to be found. Then, my husband, Lionel Cress's childhood sweetheart posted a picture of Toto on social media. [With her, it feels like you're here with me.] I lost it. I called Lionel in a frenzy, but despite being my sister's psychologist, he was completely indifferent. "Your sister has been sick for so long. How could she suddenly relapse just because Toto's gone for a few days?" When I rushed back home, I found my sister in the bathroom, her wrists cut. Later, Toto's body was discovered outside our building, with Lionel's gift to his childhood sweetheart—a ring—lying next to her. I buried both my sister and Toto, and left behind nothing but a divorce agreement. Lionel went crazy, desperately trying to find me.

She stood nervously opposite this grey-eyed delinquent. No matter how hard she tried to avoid him, he was always coming back to her. Her heart skipped the more he leaned closer to her. Her back leaned against his desk as her eyes locked with his. He was something words can't describe. " Why are you scared of me, Ariel?" " I'm not..." She stuttered. She seems to lose her breath at just his sight. " What if I kiss you right now?" That made her heartbeat skipped. They were inches apart and all she could feel was his hot breath against her neck. " I'm not feeling very well." He whispered, trailing his fingertips on the naive brunette. " Why are you telling me this?" " I want you to be my nurse, kiss me till I feel better. Or maybe..." He whispered, leaning closer to her so she could feel him. " Babysit me tonight" *** She's a good girl. She's no different from a boring introvert. She likes to read and stay indoors. One dream she loved was going to Nun school. She was about to take her vows in the convent, but her dream went down the drain when her male best friend stole everything away from her, tearing away her holy garment as he stole her innocence. She hated herself and her family despised her more for making them lose their positions in church. Just when she was picking up her broken self, Bad Boy Billionaire, Gray Carter, walked into her life with his mysteries. ** Under Editing.

Kebanyakan cewek pasti akan menyukai cowok yang pintar, tampan, dan baik. Namun hal itu tidak berlaku bagi Rallin Natsha. Gadis cantik yang mendapat julukan most wanted di sekolahnya itu malah tergila-gila dengan seorang siswa urakan bernama Nadiv Dirgantara. Namun Nadiv sama sekali tidak menghiraukan pengejaran most wanted itu. Akankah Rallin terus berjuang atau akhirnya ia menyerah?

Cleorine is from the province who vacationed in Manila to gain experience there before moving out. She met a new friend who became close to her, but she had to say goodbye because she would continue her studies in the province before going back to Manila. Will they meet again?

Selama aku menimba ilmu di pesantren, aku belum pernah menemukan wanita yang mampu membuat aku jatuh hati. Tapi setelah menjenguk Udin di pesantren, ada seorang santri wati yang mampu membuat hati ini bergejolak dengan luar biasa. Di saat aku kasmaran. Ada seseorang yang mefitnah aku dan aku harus bertanggung jawab. Apakah aku bisa mencintai dirinya? sedangkan aku tidak mencintainya! Apakah aku sanggup untuk melupakan dia? Wajah cantik bak bidadari selalu menari-nari di otakku.

Hindi kailanman ginusto ni Selene na magkaroon ng kahit anong kinalaman kay Lucian Black — ang malamig at tusong CEO na may masalimuot na pagkahumaling sa kanyang ina, isang bangungot na binalot sa katahimikan at hindi kailanman binigyang-linaw. Buong buhay niyang iniiwasan ang anino ng lalaking iyon… hanggang sa isang internship sa kumpanya nito ang nagtulak sa kanya sa mismong gitna ng mundo nito. Pero may iba pang habol si Lucian. Ganti ang kanyang layunin. Ginagamit niya si Selene bilang kasangkapan — at gantimpala — sa isang mapanganib na laro kung saan bawat titig at bawal na haplos ay may kasamang panlilinlang. Para saktan ang babaeng minsang nagtaksil sa kanya, handa si Lucian na angkinin ang nag-iisang bagay na dapat ay pinrotektahan nito: ang sariling anak. Ngunit malayo si Selene sa inosenteng batang babae na inakala niyang madali niyang malilinlang. At habang unti-unting nabubura ang hangganan sa pagitan ng galit at pagnanasa, ang apoy ay mas lalo pang nagliliyab. Hindi kailanman bahagi ng plano ang pag-ibig. Mas lalo na ang magkaroon ng koneksiyon sa isang tao na minsan ng sumira sa buhay nila. Para kay Selene, si Lucian ang tao na hindi dapat ibigin. Para naman kay Lucian, si Selene ang bagay na gagamitin niya para gumanti. Pero sa bandang huli, ito pa rin ba ang kanilang gusto? O tunay na pag-ibig ang siyang mabubuo?

*YOU CAN FIND THE FULL EDITED STORY IN THE BOOK "SHE WILL BE MINE"* DO NOT PURCHASE CHAPTERS FOR THIS BOOK. IT IS UNEDITED AND INCOMPLETE. READ "SHE WILL BE MINE". *Mentions of rape and abuse in this story.* Sequel to 'She Will Be Mine'. It's has been over a year since everything with Ted. Violet and Mike are now a happy couple. She has adjusted well to her father's world and Mike's new position. They are getting ready to take the next step in their lives, only to have it all come crashing down around them. Ted is out of jail and seeking revenge on DiNozzo and his entire operation, especially Mike. They took almost everything away from him while he was in jail. He didn't care about that, the only thing he cared about was Violet. He was as determined as ever to get her back and have her by his side. With his connections, he was able to find out where she was and set out to get back what he believes is rightfully his.

Will Kate ever be able to forgive the man who made her lose her virginity for a one-night stand and caused her to become pregnant? After losing her memory, Kate fell in love with the same man, but when she was able to regain it, the bitterness and hatred she had for him returned. Ken was discovered by the witch while searching for a body to enter since he is attracted to Kate's undeniably attractive figure and wants to get her into bed. Can this sturdy love be stopped by the witch? It contains tales of love, emotion, hatred, betrayal, ungraciousness, and wicked power.