Your Mom Jokes For Kids

My husband is a rock climbing route setter. It's our wedding anniversary today, but he brings his female best friend with him on an adventure to discover uncharted territory. It comes about because his female best friend says life is so boring. We're trapped in the mountains when we encounter extreme weather, and the rescue helicopter can only take two people with them. They climb up the ladder deftly, leaving me to slowly grow colder in the rain. I shout his name with all my strength. "I have a heart condition! I'll die if I don't get to the hospital soon!" He throws a rope down at me without even sparing me a glance. "Luna has menstrual cramps—she never says she's in pain. You, on the other hand, are only good at acting. Think of a way to get down yourself." What he doesn't know is that his "good friend" has already sliced the rope he threw to me.

Having a bad mental health is really suck. Bianca is suffering depression for almost half of the year, she's an architect but she stopped because of her bad mental health. Sa loob nng kalahating taon ay pinipilit niya ang sarili niyang mabuhay para sa mga taong nakapaligid sa kaniya. One nightmuli niyang sinubukan na tapusin ang buhay niya, sinubukan niyang tumalon sa isang mataas na lugar habang duguan ang kaniyang pulsuhan at sa amba niyang pag talong ay agd siyang nahinto nang may kamay na humawak sa kabila niyang kamay. "I always see you in this place and I always notice that your eyes are always swollen"Ani ng binata at inalalayan si Bianca na bumaba. "This is you before right? Why don't you try to be like this again?"Ani niya. Ipinakita ng binata ng masayang mukha ng dalaga noong nakaraang taon lang. "Slowly Close Your Eyes, and hold my hand"

Aria Douglas, always liberal and explosive, finally found the fit of her shoes. She never believed that she could trust a man again until she realized that she was falling in love with that man. The one she met in a bar, the one with blonde hair that looked dyed-cropped, intense blue eyes, a hooked nose, and lips created by a bloody sex god. Samme got into her skin. And between her legs. She, who did not want to be with anyone, suddenly wanted to be with that man she barely knew. What had she seen in him? There were things she didn't understand about him and she wasn't sure she wanted to answer them either. The only thing that was absolutely clear to her was that she fell in love with a man who was a mystery and an enigma to her.

Ares Walker and Zeus Allen are good friends but their friendship ruined when their parents forced them to get married for business benefits. Although Ares was willing to marry Zeus because he fell in love with him, Zeus never saw Ares as more than a friend. So, after marriage Zeus started to humiliate and torture Ares mentally. He didn't even treat him as human. When Ares lost his patience, he decided to make Zeus taste his own medicine. He was determined to give Zeus every humiliation he got from him.

I was the heir to a wealthy family, yet my biological parents were drowning in debt and living on the streets. Out of pity for them, I decided to give up my status as a young heir and care for my family. To help them live better lives, I worked three jobs, working myself to the bone. But one day, I discovered the truth. Their so-called "bankruptcy" was a lie. They had been living a life of luxury all along. To make matters worse, my fiancée had already gotten involved with my younger brother. I was heartbroken and devastated. I decided to return to my foster father and seek his help. To get revenge for me, he ruined my biological parents' business, bringing them down for good.

Azuriette, an easy-going Grade 12 student belongs to one of the smartest students among their batch, and has been dominating the achievers' list for years, thanks to her keen way of thinking. Everyone acknowledges her, not until her jerky mortal enemy, Treyton, comes back to put an end to her reign. That's how most of the students see Azuriette and Treyton inside the four walls of the academy - rivals. Little did they know, a love story between the toughest of enemies is about to be unraveled. Book Cover Vector to the rightful owner.

Akala ni Iyana Lopez ay hindi na siya muling tatapak pa sa mansyon ng mga Gromeo pagkatapos ang divorce na naganap sa kanila ni Bryant Gromeo. Ngunit isang araw ay natagpuan na lamang niya ang sarili na muling nakatayo sa harap ng mansyon dahil sa aksidenteng naganap sa anak. Baon si Iyana sa utang. Kailangang operahan ang anak niya at kailangan niya ng pera upang mailigtas ang buhay ng anak. Tanging si Bryant na lang, ang ama ng anak niya, ang naisip niyang makatutulong sa kaniya. Ngunit pagkatapos magmakaawa at lumuhod ni Iyana, sa huli ay natagpuan niya ang sarili niyang lumuluha sa labas ng mansyon ng mga Gromeo. Doon siya natagpuan ni Arden Gromeo, ang kapatid ni Bryant. Desperado si Iyana na siyang dahilan ng nangyaring pagtanggap niya sa kasunduan na matagal nang inalok sa kaniya ng lalaki. Papakasalan ni Iyana si Arden kapalit ng pagligtas nito sa anak niya. Ang akala ni Iyana ay natapos na ang problema niya. Ngunit, paano kung 'yon lang pala ang simula?

Alexandra perfect life crumbles when she catches her husband, Asher, cheating on her with her best friend, Theresa. Tagged as being barren and discarded, she later learns she’s pregnant—but Asher refuses to believe her. Seeking refuge with her parents, she faces heartbreak when her baby dies. Years later, Alexandra rebuilds her life, unknowingly falling for Asher’s rival. When shocking truths surface—her child is alive and raised by Theresa—she must fight against betrayal, deception, and her father’s ruthless schemes. Alexandra is determined to reclaim her stolen child, her legacy, and the life she was initially meant to have.

Kristoff is a man who knows nothing but changes women like how he changes his clothes. He wants to fulfill his lust just so he could forget what happened. Just so he could forget that he was an asshole. He suddenly became crazy in love when he met Elise, the woman with an undetachable mask. He wants her and he knows she likes him as well. They fell in love but their happy ending stopped there. He left and when he came back, she left. Kristoff's grandfather always arranges him for a marriage but after many arrangements, his grandfather suddenly wants him to marry a single mom. Would he accept it even if his heart already belongs to someone else? What can he do for love? When he thought everything turns perfect but it turns out to be a joke. How would he deal with it? How would he feel if everything was a joke? That everything was his wishful thinking...

After recovering her eyesight, Sophia Laurent thought coming home to her fiancé, Ethan would be a fresh start. Instead, she walked in on him with another woman still convinced she was still blind. Keeping up the act became her only option but just when she thought she had lost everything, an unexpected ally appeared.Nikolai Volkov, a ruthless billionaire with an agenda of his own, made her a marriage offer. A deal that would grant her power, security, and the ultimate revenge. But there was one condition: she had to keep pretending to be blind.Thrown into a world of secrets and deception, Sophia must decide between playing the role of the helpless fiancée, or becoming something far more powerful.