The Day Her Influencer Boytoy Insulted Me
In a luxury boutique, a male influencer and I are eyeing the same watch.
I'm about to give it up when I hear the salesperson yell at me in a shrill voice, "Get your filthy hands off it right now! Mr. Parr saw it first. How dare you compete with him? He's an important customer of our store!"
I freeze and see Alan Parr staring at me with utter disgust, his arms crossed.
"You think a country bumpkin like you deserves that watch? Do you even know how much its accessories cost? A pauper like you definitely can't afford it!" he snaps, then holds up a card and signs the receipt.
However, the name he signs is my wife's. The supplementary card he's holding is the one I gave my wife for her allowa