Current Location: In Kyles car
"Emma I am so glad to be working with you again, and by what Lucas said it is going to be so much more fun this time!" Kyle said with a toothy grin. I returned the smile" That is correct. Your job this time around will be following my cousin Ruby, sabotaging her and planting evidence against her. But the first thing you are going to do is follow me to the party venue tonight you will be taking some pretty incriminating photos of both Ruby and her brother Derek!""Lucas was right this is going to be so freaking fun!" I nodded opened the car door and stepped out. Before walking away, I turned and said, "Just remember you are not to be seen!" Kyle smiled and nodded. "Oh, wait Kyle one other thing I need you to figure out a way to prevent Shelly from coming to the Bachelorette party tonight by any means necessary. But she needs to show up for the wedding tomorrow understood?" Kyle responded with" darn so no messing her up. Of course, consider it done!"A few hours later I was on the way to meet my mother for our weekly brunch. Neither of us enjoyed it and one of us always leaves pissed at the other. In order for me to keep my trust fund and my mother to keep inheritance this is what we had to do.Before my grandfather died, he wrote it in his will that every week my mother had to sit down and have a meal with me, my brothers, Terrance, Aaron, and Stephan, and my sisters Amy and Crystal. My mother could not handle us all together so each of us got one brunch Monday through Saturday, my unlucky day was Thursday. We had to pay for our meals separately than give our receipts to his lawyer. The inconceivable things we do for money. Sorry I am getting off topic let me continue.Upon entering the restaurant and looking around for my mother I spot her at a table accompanied by three woman. Unbelievable. I almost turned around and walked away. Sitting with my mother was none other than Ruby, Dede, and Shelly. I fucking hate this day already!I walk over to the table and my mother beams at me. "My Emma is finally here I thought it would be nice to have the soon to be bride and her bridesmaids to have a lovely lunch together!" I glared at her and said, "Mother I will be spending all night with these girls I only get you once s week!"Ruby looked from my mother to me with a look of hesitation" Dear cousin I did not mean to intrude we can leave if you would like." I shook my head "No it is fine. I t just was unexpected is all. You know how much I hate surprises." I faked a humble smile." Great now that that is settled let us all figure out what we want to order. Then we can chit chat about love and marriage." My mother said in a musical tone. She is lucky I did not jump across the table and strangle her.For the next hour I had to sit and listen to these bitches talk and gossip like high school girls. Then Shelly’s phone started ringing." Excuse me ladies I am going to step outside and take this." Shelly got up and proceeded outside.From where we were sitting, I could see Shelly and from the looks of things she did not like what she was hearing. I knew than Kyle must have found a way to keep her from the Bachelorette part tonight. Excellent.After another five minutes went by Shelly returned. "I am sorry everyone something came up and I have to get going. Ruby dear I know you are going to be devastated but I fear I will not make it to your Bachelorette party tonight." Shelly said with a grimace. Shocked Ruby Said," Oh no this is terrible what is going on?" "I honestly do not know, but Apparently my sister is missing. I have to drive out to my dad’s place and help get her home, but since he lives over three hours away there is no way to get there and back in time for tonight. Do not worry though I will be back in time for your wedding whether we find her or not." Shelly promised.Ruby looked worried “Oh my God that is horrible! Well, I will miss you tonight. I will make sure to take lots of pictures and call or text you after. Let me know as soon as you find her, okay?" Ruby gave Shelly a tight hug as Shelly said her goodbyes to each of us.After another ten minutes went by Ruby and Dede left to go back to work. So, I was left alone with my mother once again. I knew it would be too good to be true if I could just get up and leave myself, but alas mother never makes things easy." The nerve of Shelly’s sister to choose now to disappear. And Shelly deciding to skip out on the Bachelorette party is just plain rude. She could have told her dad to shove it where the sun does not shine!" My mother sneered. I burst out in hysterics" Mother you are ridiculous! Some people actually do care about their family. You should try it sometime!"My mother looked around in disbelief. " That is enough Emma. Well, I think you have embarrassed the both of us enough for one day! Now please excuse me and I will see you at the wedding Tomorrow good day!" My mother stormed off and instant relief flooded me. Thank God that is over.After I left the restaurant, I stopped at the lawyers to drop off the receipt than had Lucas drive me home to get ready for the Bachelorette party. Before exiting the car and going inside Lucas pulled out a brown paper bag and handed it to me. " Your candy Ma'am" Lucas smirked at his stupid joke. "Thank you, Lucas. I have fun diabolical plans for these tonight." I said before wickedly laughing.I unlocked my front door walked in and scooped my mail off the floor. No surprises there just junk mail. O went into the living room sat down and pulled the ecstasy out of the brown paper bag and placed it on the coffee table in front of me. Next, I grabbed my phone opened up my internet browser and looked up what type of mixed drinks intensifies the high of ecstasy? After finding the information I wanted I got up and headed to my room to get ready.Twenty minutes later I was halfway through getting dressed when my phone pinged. I grabbed my phone and saw It was a text from Shane." Hey gorgeous. Do not get too wasted tonight otherwise you will not be able to pay attention to the awesome heart felt "vows" I have to say to you tomorrow.""Do not worry Shane I plan to stay completely sober tonight. I cannot wait to hear it. Got to go love you ttyl..." I definitely did stay sober, but I cannot say the same for Ruby and Dede.Current Location: Cheap thrills Party inc.I was standing outside the building waiting for Mrs. Spooner to bring around the party bus when a text came through from Kyle. "Hey boss lady I am across the parking lot, and I have eyes on you. Do not worry I will stay in the shadows. Also, I took care of Shelly. I sent her dad an anonymous text from a burner phone saying I had his teenage daughter and will only give her back if Shelly was there. Then as soon as Shelly got word and left her house to go to her dads, she stopped at a gas station and went inside. I than took her phone from the car so her dad cannot warn her when Shelly’s sister comes back and finds out she is completely fine, and the text was only a prank."Brilliant job Kyle! Just remember when I give you the signal it is time for your photography skills." I sent the message and I heard three short car honks in concession. Conformation from Kyle that he understands.At that moment Ruby and Dede both pulled into the parking lot
Current Location: Cheap Thrills Party Bus"So Emma since you saw the list do you know where we are heading now?" Dede asked me curiously. "Wait you do not know? Shelly said you worked with her to make the list. I did see the list, but I only glanced it. I believe we are going for dinner before going to a club to finish off the night. I am just not sure which restaurant or which club." I said knowing Shelly said no such thing.Dede was speechless at first than said to Ruby" what the hell is going on with Shelly, Ruby? First all these crazy arrangements for your Bachelorette party. Then she lies to Emma and says I helped her come up with the festivities for tonight! Which for the record I had nothing to do with." "I know you did not. I saw the shock on both of your faces. Shelly has a lot of explaining to do." Ruby said confidentiality."Maybe Shelly is interested in Shane and she is trying to ruin your happiness." Derek suggested. Well, he is not far off except he is wrong about the gir
Current Location: The Whip and Chain.Leaving the driver and Mrs. Spooner on the bus, we walked into the Whip and Chain. I could see the chagrin on Ruby’s face. Ruby was utterly disgusted by this choice of venue. It made me extremely happy deep inside!Why would Shelly do this? Is she trying to get back at me for something I did? I cannot imagine what though." Ruby mumbled to herself. "Look, it may not be what you imagined for your Bachelorette party, but we are here so let us make the best of things." Derek smiled gently at Ruby.I turned to Ruby." How about we do this. I will go grab everyone’s drinks. And before you go and try making requests, I am choosing the drinks for everyone tonight. Ruby it is your party, and you can cry if you want to. But you are going to have fun even if it kills you." Derek screamed " Hell yeah cousin! That is what I am talking about. Someone making my dear sister climb out of her shell."I smiled than turned around and headed for the bar. After ordering
Current Location: My bed around four o'clock in the morningI was jolted out of a deep sleep by the constant ringing of my cell phone. I rubbed my eyes trying to get my bearings. My phone stopped ringing, so I was planning on going back to sleep. But withing about five seconds it was jingling again. I reach for my phone and unsurprisingly I see that it was Ruby calling. I expected this now that the drugs have worn off, I knew she would be panicking.I answered the phone with a huge yawn " Ruby do you have any idea what time it is? First you ditch me last night now you are calling me so damn early in the morning!" Ruby broke out in hysterics." I ditched you. Did I ditch Dede as well? She has not been answering my calls either. I have been trying to get through to you and Dede for the last thirty minutes. I was about to give up. Anyway, none of that is important you can catch me up on all of that later. I have a favor to ask can you please come back to this nightmarish club and pick me u
Current Location: Wedding venue bridal parties dressing roomRuby was already here when I walked in. "Hey Ruby, how are you feeling after your, um, Bachelorette party?" Ruby rolled her eyes "Happy it is over but thankful for you. I think without you everything would be ruined. I am so happy you are my maid of honor. Shall we start getting dressed. I noticed our dress bags all have our names on them."I was having a tough time holding back the excitement inside me. Ruby is already pissed at Shelly. Now Ruby is going to hate Dede as well. This was a complete disaster no bride would ever want to go through, and one Ruby could never had anticipated.Ruby pulled down the zipper on her garment bag and was utterly shocked to see, not the beige dress she wanted, but a lime green dress that was two sizes too big. It looked like baby poop it was so ugly. I approached my dress bag and unzipped it. It was purple and very poofy with a lot of lace it looked like a fancy tablecloth, and it was a siz
Current Location: Wedding venue the alter"I am so sorry Ruby! I only said Emma’s name because she helped me write my vows. As I was saying them, I was thinking how thankful I am to her." Ruby let out a huge sigh of relief "I understand Emma has helped me out a lot in the last three days as well. Emma from Shane and I we are truly grateful for you." Well, that was anti-climactic. At least that means everything I have done up to this point was not for nothing.The minister got to the I dos than he said, "You may kiss the bride." Just like that Shane was a married man and I was now a mistress at least until the shit hits the fan Shane gets the pictures and divorces Ruby.The wedding party went back to our respective rooms to change into our outfits for the reception which will be held at the Cheap Thrills Party inc. ballroom. Ruby was on cloud nine. I could not wait for that cloud to open up and pour down. The shit show that was coming to her over the next ten days will be epic.We arriv
Current Location: Outside my house at four sixteen Jefferson StreetI asked Shane if he wanted me to deal with Ruby and he said no. "Babe eventually I will have to talk to her about moving out and getting the marriage annulled. You should go ahead and head inside I will talk to Ruby and be in as soon as possible I promise."Shane and I both got out of the car. I grabbed the groceries, and I headed inside while Shane went over to Ruby’s car. I made it to my kitchen and a text came through on my phone. I opened my messages and was curious as to why Ruby was sending me a text when she was pretty much right outside my door. "Em can you come out and talk to me after Shane comes inside, please?" More than anything I wanted to tell her no, but I knew if I did, she would just call anyway. If I did not answer Ruby’s call would call repeatedly until I did. I simply texted back "Sure" and left it at that.I started unbagging the groceries and put the beer in the fridge. I started preparing dinner
Current Location: My best friend Natasha’s house"I feel like it has been ages since I have seen you, what has been going on?" Natasha asked. I do not keep secrets from Natasha, so I started at the beginning explaining everything in a lot of detail much like I am doing right now for you. Natasha laughed when I was finished. "Damn Emma bean you really have it out for Ruby huh? Well, you know if you need anything from me, any help at all I am your second in command. "I was hoping Natasha would say that "Actually I do need your help with something social media wise, and since you are the best hacker on the face of the planet, I could really use your skills." I said buttering her up. Natasha through a playful smile at me. "Throw me in coach I am ready!"I had Natasha hack into Derek and Rubys social media accounts. Natasha guaranteed no traces would lead back to us. We dealt with Derek’s profile first. I had Natasha load the less promiscuous photos, the ones with barely any nudity. They h