The Real Mr. Stephens

Much to my disgust, Sammy’s mom thought it was a brilliant idea to let Josh and me share the same room. I swear she and my mother are both responsible for this little setup.

Becca ~ “There is no couch.”

Josh ~ “I sort of gathered that.”

Becca ~ “Now what?”

Josh ~ “I will sleep on the floor.”

Becca ~ “You can’t. It is hard and uncomfortable. I mean the floor.”

Josh ~ “Do you want to create a barrier, then?”

Becca ~ “Do I look like I am five?”

Josh ~ “Becca just get into bed. I won’t take my boxers off.”

Becca ~ “But I have to sleep naked.”

Josh ~ “Fuck Becca.”

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