روايات وقصص ضمن 100 Ways To Annoy Your Neighbor

It completely sounds like my nightmare. "Oh look who's mad cause I turned the darned tv up a few notches when your heavy metal music almost brought the whole floor down and I had to sacrifice my mothers sacred casserole for you to keep your ass in check and you don’t consider that noise? And what? You're here to pick up a fight cause of my tv!!!" That’s what I would have said on a normal day in a normal situation to a normal grumpy neighbor but nothing about this was normal and instead , I said

“I won’t open the door for you. Go away.” Bam bam bam! Bam bam bam! It was so noisy that the neighbor living across from her opened his door. “Who is that? It’s nighttime! Can’t you be a little quiet?!”

Greg POV "What did you do?" I looked askance at Noreen's smug face when she presented her “little surprise” to me. I was not expecting this. In fact, I decided not to do anything with her. But she kept coming to my house like she owned it. It irritated the h*ll out of me that she kept pestering me when I didn’t want anything to do with her. The last time she came here, I changed all the locks, so now she is resorting to creating noises that attract my neighbors. The homeowners association already issued a warning. Their next stop is to call the police.

“How was I supposed to live? No, I don’t have it.” That’s when I lose it. I start screaming too. We’re both yelling over each other, voices overlapping, panic feeding panic, until there’s another knock at my door. I drop the phone on the table and storm over. It’s my neighbor. I open the door. “What?” She looks irritated. “Can you please stop screaming? My baby is sleeping.” I flip her off and slam the door in her face. “I’m calling the police and the superintendent if you don’t stop!” she yells through the door.

I bit back a groan, trying to keep my thoughts in check. Our eyes met, and she looked up, a smirk playing on her lips. "Oh great, it's you. No party today? Are pigs flying?" I leaned against the railing, unable to resist teasing her. "Well, well, if it isn't the most lovely neighbor. What are you reading, 'How to Annoy Your Neighbor in 10 Easy Steps'?" She rolled her eyes, clearly annoyed. "It's a mystery novel, Zion. But I wouldn't expect you to understand anything that doesn't involve loud music and cheap beer."

My roommate shut the door when our eyes met. A sense of dread overwhelmed me. He was just peeking at this point, sure, but what if he were to get more aggressive? Frightened at the mere thought, I quickly returned to my room and ordered pepper spray online. The delivery took a few days. I considered my situation, and then I locked my door with a hanger, following the guides I read online. That way, he would not be able to open the door from the outside.

Shame, irritation, then defiance. “Well, the music wasn't that loud.” Riley muttered. “Our neighbors called the police,” I snapped again, “Do you know how humiliating that is? Do you understand that this is not some abandoned house you can choose to treat however you want? This is my home!” Riley threw her hands up, “Why are you shouting at me? It's just a party. You're just making it a big deal because you're stressed from work!” “Because you act like you own the place!” I fired back, “And you don't. You never have.”

I yell. The neighbor who lives next door opens her apartment door and mad at me “Hey young lady… what time is it!” The old lady says. I walk closer to her in dismay “I’m so sorry Mam… I’m looking for my friend who lives here, do you see her?” I say in dismay. “Ahhh… I think I saw her leave this place hours ago” She says as her temper is getting less. “Thanks for the information mam, I appreciate that,” I say.

Again her replied was annoying "It's not as if calling me would give give me grandchildren". She knew me calling her would not give her grandchildren but she kept telling her husband. She digressed from our topic and asked "Do you know that Mark's friend is back from the states,she had dinner with him today. They are going to become business partners " she said. The way she said it made it so obvious that she was trying to piss me,to annoy me and it was working. I did not have any reply for her,I kept quiet and she spoke so many words I couldn't fix together until I heard her say

I check the time on my phone and it's almost five in the morning. "Hello, horny, how's the house? Any news?", I said with my soft voice. I am resting on my bed now. I am now in my boxer short without my shirt on top. I was hoping that someone will knock at my door and beg for me to fuck her. " Ooops...", I mumbled while covering ny mouth. Ara heard it. "Hmmm, is everything okay? Don't worry about here sir, everything is under control but our neighbor here is so fucking annoying!", she seems irritated in her tone. Ara is always a jealous type even Freya, Laura, and Eden mad at her because she wants to have me by herself.